Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord

[Sanae Kochiya]

That's him. And he's been on Facebook since 2009.

Ah, well, my apologies for accusing him of being a sockpuppet.

It's hard to tell with Len nowadays.

 

[Cthulu]

That's him. And he's been on Facebook since 2009.

@Schuylkill Valley the lies keep piling up Lenny. Can you actually open your cocksucker and not lie?

 

[2003]

Because you are not worth my time.

Then why are you here?!

 

[Rat Speaker]

Because he don't like to waist he time.

Where as you took time to add to your waist, line?

 

[Jashinist]

Keep it up looser.

Naw, everyone here is tight.

Which is something you and Hy Mayerson are not, coincidentally.

HE DOES NOT KNOW YOU.

 

[Pocket_Sand!]

Well, Why? Curt !

You still haven't provided any evidence what so ever that I am who you say I am, faggot. That said, let's roll with this, I am Curt, "I am going to rip your malfunctioning head off of your diseased, diabetic body. Then I am going to go bowling with your decapitated head." That sound like Curt there hot shit?

Oh and since I know you'll quote the phrase "I am Curt" like the sniveling little bag of shit you are, let me beat you to it.

See above statement.

We should set up a drinking game for the trials, if we can get a reliable transcript.

A drink every time Len feigns ignorance.
A drink every time he denies an accusation.
A drink for every piece of evidence against him.
If he mentions kiwi farms, down your vessel.

I have no desire to die of alcohol poisoning @Jashinist

Oh ok thanks Dennis for letting me know. Make sure you Kiwi's where name tags so Hy and my self know you people are.

Mayerson isn't your lawyer, we've established this about 60 times, he is a "personal injury attorny" an "ambulance chaser if you will. He is not a criminal defense attorney, you are a criminal. Why in the fuck would he waste his time even thinking of defending a worthless fudge eating manchild like you?

On that note, isn't about time for 9th Fudge???

Everything went very well! And you all will find out very soon too. The Colebrookdale people who are in here will find out sooner though.

And just what exactly do you have in mind? I can tell you, absolutely fucking nothing. Fact.

The fact he never called Hy. I ask Hy if he called him. He said nobody called him from the Kiwi .

Are you really this fucking stupid??? Do you honestly believe in your little tiny insignificant brain that anyone would call anyone else on this planet and say "Hi! I am from the Kiwi Farms!!!"

You cannot possibly be this stupid. Oh wait, 516 pages....

I have known Mr. Mayerson, for over 20 years.

Bullshit.

Because he don't like to waist he time.

That sentence is so grammatically incorrect, I am going to call the Grammar Nazis to your house and have them smash your computer. Someone as stupid as you shouldn't have the ability to reach general populace.

getting worried ?

About you missing 9th Fudge? Not really, they'll be amputating your legs soon enough.

You are a Tv-Show lawyer only , not a real one. So give it up , Fake!!!!

You are aware that these are fake names and pics right? Although @DuckbilledPlaty is a real Platypus, you can often see the rage building in his eyes as he reads your terribly constructed sentences, statements, and made up threats.

Keep it up looser.

As a "loser" yourself, you should be somewhat aware of how to spell this word at least. L-O-S-E-R

Guess where this is?

I refuse to guess, because I simply do not care.

Because you are not worth my time.

Clearly we are, because you are always fucking HERE. You think about us, and our adorable flightless bird all the time. You should be charging us rent for the space we're taking up in your tiny insulin addled brain.

 

[I'm With Chris]

@Schuylkill Valley You are a fake! Your profile name says valley. I looked up what a "valley" is on Wikipedia and it says:

"In geology, a valley or dale is a depression that is longer than it is wide. "

You are NOT a valley. You are much wider than you are long.

You also try to initiate improper contact with underage children. And you like to derail trains.

And you are an alcoholic.

 

[Jashinist]

The fact he never called Hy. I ask Hy if he called him. He said nobody called him from the Kiwi .

He didn't say he was from this website... do you really think he called up and said "hey, I'm a representative of this obscure website that makes fun of people, do you know Len Shaner?" No, because he's not an idiot. You are though, and that's why you thought that is what happened.

No doubt he just called up, inquired about whether he was representing you directly, as that's certainly information that people are entitled to know without divulging any real background story. And lo and behold, he is not representing you.

In fact, even if you did ask Hy directly whether someone "called him from the Kiwi", he would have said no because that's a really specific and abstract way to say something. A smarter question would have been "has anyone called you asking about whether you are representing me?".

You've gotten so pathetic that the people making fun of you are actually giving you advice on how to beat us better, because we know you won't actually take it, and we get delicious internet points for stating it. It's fun. Get a job.

 

[Strelok]

I dunno, I think I actually prefer the mental image of good old Jimmy McGill himself fighting the injustice that is Shaner out of his office in a nail salon boiler room.

Apologies to the real Saul.

Wait holy shit that's it. Shaner is literally a Better Call Saul character that escaped into the real world. It's the only explanation.

 

[Pocket_Sand!]

@Schuylkill Valley you took as your name here, a valley through which runs one of the most diseased, polluted, home to 9 eyed fish, rivers on the Eastern Seaboard.

Suits you well I'd say.

 

[Rat Speaker]

And you are an alcoholic.

Sadly, no. Len hates all forms of drugs. Including doctor recommended prescriptions. He has gone back and forth stating alcohol is gross and can be pleasant while watching trains with his "wife"

 

[QT 219]

The fact he never called Hy. I ask Hy if he called him. He said nobody called him from the Kiwi .

This is possibly the greatest thing I have ever heard next to walking up to a stranger in a park and asking "Which way to the Kiwi Farms?"

Also, explain your stocking/diaper fetish before I drop new information about your sick sexual fantasies.

 

[Jashinist]

@Schuylkill Valley you took as your name here, a valley through which runs one of the most diseased, polluted, home to 9 eyed fish, rivers on the Eastern Seaboard.

Suits you well I'd say.

Something something "up shit creek without a paddle".

 

[Pocket_Sand!]

Something something "up shit creek without a paddle".

You read my mind.

 

[Cthulu]

@Schuylkill Valley Lenny is it true you have a diaper and stocking fetish? Do you really ride around on a Thomas the Train kids toy in diapers and fishnet stocking fapping to the creepy pictures you took of unsuspecting women and children?

 

[AnOminous]

Are you going to shit your pants when they haul you to jail? You know they'll strip you and hose you down.

They'll probably flea dip him and administer some kind of treatment for lice and the other vermin crawling all over him.

 

[Leonard F. Shaner Jr.]

@Schuylkill Valley you took as your name here, a valley through which runs one of the most diseased, polluted, home to 9 eyed fish, rivers on the Eastern Seaboard.

Suits you well I'd say.

I wouldn't talk there to much Curt, you live right close to Swamp Creek. That's not the cleanse creek in the area.

 

[Cthulu]

I wouldn't talk there to much Curt, you live right close to Swamp Creek. That's not the cleanse creek in the area.

Cleanse? Did you mean cleanest? Right close? Is that like "near"

 

[Jashinist]

I wouldn't talk there to much Curt, you live right close to Swamp Creek. That's not the cleanse creek in the area.

Most people feel intense shame when they're caught out in a lie. Won't you feel awfully silly and humiliated when Hy doesn't show up for you at your trial? Have you even thought that far ahead?

 

[Tricksy Fuckin Hobbitses]

Most people feel intense shame when they're caught out in a lie. Won't you feel awfully silly and humiliated when Hy doesn't show up for you at your trial? Have you even thought that far ahead?

We're talking about the guy who shit himself to get out of work. I don't think he knows what humiliation is.