Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord

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Gook Choy said:
Len Shaner in Playtime Paranoia!

The following story has been related to me in person by an individual who was involved intimately with the Shaner family. For the safety of the person involved, I will refrain revealing how I know my source and from naming them as they still work in the medical field. This story takes place in the last five years.

Len's mother, Gloria, is basically invalid, relegated to care at home and at times has an elder care associate visit her to take care of her needs. It was intimated to me that Shaner is rarely home during the day as he is gone from mostly the crack of dawn to late at night doing God knows what. Basically doing everything except caring for his ailing mother. He is rude, dismissive and does the bare minimum to care for his mother.

Len manages to keep the home clean to an extent, but there are trip hazards and useless boxes everywhere. It is a step above a Hoarders episode. From what I was told, Adult Protective Services have been out there at least once and found no serious problems.

Being relatively new to Senior Care, “Jennifer” had been shadowing another associate during her first few weeks to become adjusted to the people on the route she was to take over. During the second or third week, Jennifer had come to be quite fond of Gloria as she is very sweet. So much so that “Jennifer” never had to knock on the days she was there for Gloria's care and was given a key.

One morning, “Jennifer” decided to drop off a vase of flowers on her day off and went into the house. The smell of feces hit Jennifer immediately and she assumed Gloria might have had an accident and with Len never there, she didn't want Gloria to suffer there all day. As she quickly went deeper into the house, there in the living room was Len, stripped to a pair of pantyhose over a pair of freshly filled Depends.

“He was watching an old 80's big tit porno, standing in the living room, heaving and thrusting into cotton pillow that had been ripped opened to create a makeshift “vagina.” The stench was overwhelming. He sensed me almost immediately and screamed, “YOU'RE NOT WORKING TODAY!” before slipping and falling forward into a stack of VHS tapes and boxes. I was so repulsed and frightened, I turned and bolted back out the door. I drove for about twenty minutes aimlessly until I pulled into a park and cried. I just cried. I don't even know why. It was like a horrible nightmare. I couldn't go back. I called work that day and spoke to my route manager and begged to take a different client.”

Len would then later try to call the company Jennifer worked for to say she was breaking and entering, despite evidence and history to the contrary. Jennifer never went back and the horror was kept secret. Until today. Jennifer now works as an Elder Care Facilities Manager in Philadelphia.
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I can't believe it. We've found a diaper fetishist with even less humility than Deeker.
 
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WireSponge said:
I can't believe it. We've found a diaper fetishist with even less humility than Deeker.
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Actually sounds more like Len is unable to do anything strenuous (ie masturbate) without losing control of his bowels. Which is... worse... maybe? I mean it's six of one half a dozen of the other in terribleness.

And I was just toasting some bagels too....
 
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DrJonesHat said:
@Saul Goodman's post didn't really faze me. @Gook Choy's story just made me shake my head. Should I be worried I didn't react more strongly?
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This isn't normal autism. This is...

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Advanced autism.
 
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AnOminous said:
You're lucky I don't have a Deviant rating at my disposal, Mr. McGill.



I don't even know if that's completely made up. But I'd be surprised if he doesn't do that or worse.
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To turn the cirklejerk off for a moment, it strikes me as one of those stories thats mostly true, but in the retelling and telephone game that is gossip, has been moderately embellished, as these stories often are.
 
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I just want to throw this out there for the benefit of skeptics who I count myself included. Had I read a story about Len shitting himself in a pair of pantyhose and diapers before five hundred and twenty pages of insanity, I probably would've written it off as try-hard weenery. But after Len verifying my info about our time together at Sears and his proclivity to lie about everything in addition to trying to thread slide this story with train videos, I gotta say, he's the craziest motherfucker I've ever known.

Len also doesn't realize how popular this thread is locally. I was contacted by people who worked with us who moved onto other careers that had Shaner stories to share. I'm willing to bet there are dozens more who lurk here who are afraid to post because they don't understand the nature of the site or just don't care that much about Len anyway to contribute to the insanity that is his existence.

All in all, this is truly a train in which Len has broken off the break lever and promptly shoved it up his own ass.
 
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It took a while, but finally catching up to this thread was an ordeal. Despite the pathetic flailing unfolding before my eyes, I never would have expected the bombshell that @Gook Choy just dropped, holy shit.

I will admit that despite myself, I laughed like a moron when I got to the "YOU'RE NOT WORKING TODAY!” part. I keep picturing his eyes as wide as dinner plates, and a cockeyed "deer in the headlights" look, and I just lose it.
 
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