Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord

[Megahertz]

I kind of want to PM him because it seems like he actually somewhat responds to individual questions that way, but I'm technologically retarded and I wouldn't be able to screenshot and share anything funny that he could potentially say.

Get Gyazo! taking a screencap is easy with it, then all you have to do is right click picture, copy the image url and done.

 

[AnOminous]

Could Leonard be thinking -- quite incorrectly -- that this mistake is why he will be exonerated?

@Saul Goodman has already answered the substantive part of this, but yes, Shaner is exactly the kind of dipshit who would see this on the docket sheet and think he's going to point it out triumphantly and they'll immediately throw out the case and apologize and give him a pony choo-choo train. He might have some different but equally dumb reason for his confidence, though.

 

[Foltest]

the autism is so strong with Len. Can it be even stronger then Chris at his finest?

 

[Jashinist]

He's watched too much TV. He literally thinks that pointing out at technicality ends up saving the day and the problem disappears, and private detectives are super coppers tracking down crime, and that he's the main protagonist and everyone "against" him are the bad guys who will eventually see justice.

Right now he thinks he's in the second act of a movie plot, where everything looks terrible and like bad news, but he HONESTLY BELIEVES that he'll have the last laugh.

He even cast himself an unrealistic love interest.

 

[Saul Goodman]

the autism is so strong with Len. Can it be even stronger then Chris at his finest?

God and the bear say no. Thomas T. Johnson says yes.

 

[Megahertz]

the autism is so strong with Len. Can it be even stronger then Chris at his finest?

I'm waiting for Lenny to draw us up his magnum opus- a comic, with TRAAAAAINS.
And all the villains are gross depictions of various kiwis whom have slighted him. Len Shaner vs a bunch of "video game characters" might give sonichu a run for its money.

 

[Yaks]

I'm waiting for Lenny to draw us up his magnum opus- a comic, with TRAAAAAINS.
And all the villains are gross depictions of various kiwis whom have slighted him. Len Shaner vs a bunch of "video game characters" might give sonichu a run for its money.

 

[Emiya Kiwitsugu]

Dare I even ask what shecameforcwc would look like?

 

[Yaks]

Dare I even ask what shecameforcwc would look like?

You pervert.

Spoiler: NSFW EVER

 

[BF 388]

You pervert.

Spoiler: NSFW EVER

"Steamin' to the Extreme!"

 

[Foltest]

You pervert.

Spoiler: NSFW EVER

that is nasty.

 

[Emiya Kiwitsugu]

You pervert.

Spoiler: NSFW EVER

I think that's enough Internet for me today.

 

[HG 400]

If I had to guess who it was, my money is on a poster with a bearded lady in sunglasses avatar who has come on early in the morning twice in as many days saying he doesn't see why Lenny's a lolcow.

I did it and I'm not ashamed. It's criminal how you people are treating Mr. Shaner, who's no worse than the average railfan and not even a lolcow.

 

[sugoi-chan]

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/leonard-f-shaner-ii-discussion-edition.10875/

You found our secret conspiracy discussion page!

Be back in a bit. My boss want to talk with me, about another case I'm working on.

What's the details about the case, Len?

 

[Lacquer Head]

You pervert.

Spoiler: NSFW EVER

I wonder if shaner has a special word for vagina like china or tom-tom.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Be back in a bit. My boss want to talk with me, about another case I'm working on.

You mean your mum wants to know if you want the box that says "meatloaf" or "fried fish"

 

[Yaks]

I wonder if shaner has a special word for vagina like china or tom-tom.

He probably calls his penis The Conductor.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

Maybe Len's entire plan is to not show up at all, and then when tracked down go "WELL I WASN'T SUMMONED, WAS I?" shit-eating grin

Let's be honest here.

I think that plan is too smart for Len.

He even cast himself an unrealistic love interest

Which one? I think he's gone through, like, four different waifus already. It's like Chris and troll gfs except none of the "trolls" didn't have to engage as Len was big enough of a creeper to go after them himself.

 

[QT 219]

He probably calls his penis The Conductor.

If he was suave, he could be corny. But corny without self-awareness is just hydrocephalic-level moron.

"Girl you about to take a ride on the 565."

I regret nothing.

 

[Yaks]

If he was suave, he could be corny. But corny without self-awareness is just hydrocephalic-level moron.

"Girl you about to take a ride on the 565."

I regret nothing.

I'd like to take a ride in your caboose.