Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord

Do you prefer Shaner to get permabanned?

  • Yes

    Votes: 63 36.6%
  • No

    Votes: 109 63.4%

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I really, really want to see a drawing of Green Lantern clocking Lenny in the face with a lantern while yelling "Green Lantern's light!"
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Holy fucking shit.

On a whim, I decided to log into the fake email address I gave Lenny and here's what I found inside:

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Well he finally spelled "private" right. It only took him two months of all this shit to get the numskull to do that, but Jesus. That's a shitty double entendre.
 
Also, since drawing P.P. has made me a de facto privet detective & I've enlisted myself to do some archival work, I actually spoke with two of @Kirby 's sources & can confirm that @Flxible was actually Hy Mayerson.
I'm glad to know that I can tell my children that I was there when I saw a lawyer absolutely destroy his credibility in the span of two days.

Holy fucking shit.

On a whim, I decided to log into the fake email address I gave Lenny and here's what I found inside:

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I'm sorry for gif reaction pics, but there are no words to describe my feelings.
 
Two things. First, @Saul Goodman owning Hy with the comment that he didn't understand the American legal system (now that we have evidence it actually was Hy, and not conjecture), may have been the most awesome forum post I've ever seen. Second, I kind of feel for Len when his lawyer's willing to lie directly to others, not only about his intentions and motive, but quite likely about events affecting his (Len's) life; unless Hy literally doesn't understand the internet at all, or has seemingly gone senile. In addition, it's a bit sad when their cover story was torn apart, and their big rebuttal contained numerous fallacies.

In short, Len should have gone with Pufferton, yeah he may have been a sock on his hand, but I imagine he'd have a better shot. Yeah we joked Hy may have lost it, or was completely out of his element, but today's showing was sad.
 
...Holy

Fucking

Shit
I was able to read on and off today..
So the spazz that showed up was Hy and he was basically here to start something and prove we are a hate group or something?

This is amazing. Now we have two Asshat lolcows to slaughter.. who's got the blade?
In short, Len should have gone with Pufferton, yeah he may have been a sock on his hand, but I imagine he'd have a better shot. Yeah we joked Hy may have lost it, or was completely out of his element, but today's showing was sad.
As an addendum, I can't say with absolute certainty that it was Hy, but that's what it's looking like. The "IP space" coming from around the area he lives, eyewitness accounts of him trying to force the judge to use Kiwi Farms screencaps as evidence, the whole spiel about being educated. . .it just seems fishy.

EDIT:
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GODDAMMIT I ACCIDENTALLY PUNNED

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As an addendum, I can't say with absolute certainty that it was Hy, but that's what it's looking like. The "IP space" coming from around the area he lives, eyewitness accounts of him trying to force the judge to use Kiwi Farms screencaps as evidence, the whole spiel about being educated. . .it just seems fishy.
I kinda suspected it earlier when he said "Asked and answered":
Asked and answered: Google

That's a stock objection, and not really something people use in everyday speech. Hence my response:
Objection overruled. The witness is directed to provide intelligible responses to posed questions.
 
As an addendum, I can't say with absolute certainty that it was Hy, but that's what it's looking like. The "IP space" coming from around the area he lives, eyewitness accounts of him trying to force the judge to use Kiwi Farms screencaps as evidence, the whole spiel about being educated. . .it just seems fishy.

EDIT:
>fishy

GODDAMMIT I ACCIDENTALLY PUNNED

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Oh. But yeah the evidence of this being Hy is mounting again and again.

PS: Thanks for noticing me Curt-Sempai
 
I kinda suspected it earlier when he said "Asked and answered":


That's a stock objection, and not really something people use in everyday speech. Hence my response:
I still can't believe the scope that a single thread about a diaper shitting foamer would expands to include things like a senile old lawyer hounding us. @Zim really found the mother of all cows.

On that note, Hy, since we know you're reading this, can you tell us anything about your relationship with your late lover Melvin? I think we need some more information about you and your past before we write you your own thread.
 
At this point we're merely working with the evidence we have of course. I'm just shocked, and as funny as the Lenspiracy is, if Hy actually buys into this, then it really is sad. Len painted a target on himself, slathered himself in raw meat, and went and took a nap in the lion's den when he went to the chans (image boards, Hy, if you aren't aware internet communities are almost never centralized), in addition to the anon facebook page. As @PropaneAccesories showed, and alluded to, people, and not just those who are from or lurk here, will come crawling out of the woodwork due to Len making himself an easy target.
 
So Lenny just decided to dox Null again at 11:35pm Pennsylvania time, and other than the name everything else is different from what he's posted before. Is Len really that desperate? I took a screen cap from my phone, but I won't post it until I can edit the info out.

I love how it's not even been a full day since he went to a court hearing over shit like this and he's doing this. There's a reason I love checking in on this thread so much, and all of it is due to Len being the result of humanity's collective autism possessing a broken and dying corpse. It's getting to the point where I can see him being dumb enough to violate bail and stalk @Pocket_Sand! or something.
 
Len's not desperate, he's at war. Granted, from where we're sitting it's more like a kid playing with those little plastic soldiers, with the bent guns and the toxic warning labels, but to Len this is Korea, Porkchop Hill.
Normally I'd rate this Winner, but I'm rating this Feels instead because, and I just have to stress this, Len fucking believes that he really is at war with the Kiwi Farms.

This is the kind of obsession that Tumblr and the Loveshies would tell Len to chill out on. I'm eagerly awaiting Sept. 30, but in all I think with Hy now contacting us and the knowledge that Kaufman is participating, we're gonna be getting some more Len milk. And we'll be able to read it this time!
 
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