Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord

Do you prefer Shaner to get permabanned?

  • Yes

    Votes: 63 36.6%
  • No

    Votes: 109 63.4%

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    172
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I never was a fan of fantasy sports Len, but your team is Cincinnati tier.

My only guess is he's trying to brag by dropping hints as to his army of one is, maybe even by dropping last names because he's a gorram moron. All I know is that the judge, especially if it's the same one that dealt with him in the pre-trial shenanigans, would probably start internally screaming about an hour into the pointless fight.
 
The Ball team is all ready to play.
#20 Franco Clean up hitter.
#23 Dobson Pitcher
#12 Jackson Out fielder
#32 Kelly Catcher
#8 Wells First Basemen
#5 Quint Second Baseman
#15 O'Hennessey Third Baseman
# 16 O'Dell Short Stop
#19 Dent Right field
# 10 Samuel Left Field
# 34 Dorsey Center Field
I... what?
 
Len took pics of his carbeen for me
He says he will use it against colenbrookdale.
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The other W:een as you call it, is Sara Haysike Mordow aka @Wally Balljacker, @Dynastia and @PropaneAccesories. She also told me about @Pocket_Sand! being Curt.
Why the hell was I summoned to this thr-

Oh.

Hey, @PropaneAccesories, if you and I are the same person, then where did you put the scotch tape? I can't find it anywhere. I also like the idea that I'm somehow also @Dynastia, even though I'm pretty sure Dyn's been here years before I found this place. If I ever meet this Sara person, I wonder if I can arrange a photo of us flipping the camera off, since that's the only way Len can believe we're not the same person. Even then, that's not a guarantee.

The Ball team is all ready to play.
#20 Franco Clean up hitter.
#23 Dobson Pitcher
#12 Jackson Out fielder
#32 Kelly Catcher
#8 Wells First Basemen
#5 Quint Second Baseman
#15 O'Hennessey Third Baseman
# 16 O'Dell Short Stop
#19 Dent Right field
# 10 Samuel Left Field
# 34 Dorsey Center Field
You do realize the only people who genuinely like baseball are people too old/slow to keep up with other sports, right?

But we all know the real reasons you like baseball: gripping the shaft, stroking the balls, tight man pants, and getting dirty on third base. You enjoy sliding pants because it keeps the shit from falling down your leg. You can't hit the ball because one eye is looking at the first baseman, and the other eye is staring past the outfield. You're the guy who warms the bench for the benchwarmers. You couldn't throw a ball any further than you can take a cumshot. You probably think a dugout is a place where you slow-dance with strong gentlemen. If you stepped up to the plate, the crowd would assume you were the mascot.

How's that for baseball references, fat boy?
 
A rare clip of Shaner speaking. Truly a priceless artifact.
I'm still sad that the video of the "squalls" fucking was lost to the ages. It was the perfect combination of pure, unbridled autism & cringe.

Also, the perpetual downside of Len himself showing up:

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That chart is beautiful. I just wish it wasn't so true. . . *sigh*

Ah, well. At least I get to keep spamming this:
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On that note, new Puffertons are up. I'M WORKIN' ON IT!
 
The Ball team is all ready to play.
#20 Franco Clean up hitter.
#23 Dobson Pitcher
#12 Jackson Out fielder
#32 Kelly Catcher
#8 Wells First Basemen
#5 Quint Second Baseman
#15 O'Hennessey Third Baseman
# 16 O'Dell Short Stop
#19 Dent Right field
# 10 Samuel Left Field
# 34 Dorsey Center Field
Are you sure you want to hire those guys? This team is more your style.
  • First Base: Who
  • Second Base: What
  • Third Base: I Don't Know
  • Left field: Why
  • Center field: Because
  • Pitcher: Tomorrow
  • Catcher: Today
  • Shortstop: I Don't Give a Darn
 
I arrived just in time to see this disaster in real time

POPCORN TIME

Things are about to get entertaining so pass that popcorn.

I was trying to connect the names to Lolcows. That makes more sense somehow than Len being autistic enough to think we're threatened by his knowledge of old baseball teams.

I was doing the same thing. I was wondering if someone or some we.ens were giving him names of lolcows and that's what he listed.
 
Here is another video that Kirby (Max Hamberer) Produced for Steamtown Project DL&W 565.
So you post a video of the restoration group and park you are banned from? Fucking idiot, no reason to be sperging here buddy.

Im renting a bus to the court. Anyone in? Jk but I have a story about Len to share. I took a trip up to visit a friend of mine who worked for Reading Northern (he dont work their anymore) they were doing train rides and I was going to go visit my friend who was a car attendant. As I was coming down the highway some asshole comes flying down the road cutting off traffic in you guessed it.........A READ DODGE TRUCK! I was late to see my friend since the train was just leaving and this asshole was racing to get his pictures. I stopped him right before the bridge and started yelling at him. He blubbered out his mouth and said that he was late for work for his photography company. At that point I was like this fucker has problems. That was the last I seen of him until I got to a town called New Ringgold. Leaving the town there is a two lane road and guess who was behind me? Lenny Boy, and I tell you what I drove SOOOOO slow the whole way to the town of Tamaqua the train was out of sight and he lost track of the train. When we got to the light he started yelling and I gave him the pleasant finger of peace and drove off. I think the fat bastard went home but that goes to show you. Don't cut me off in my travels. This is the story that I said I would share.
 
Things are about to get entertaining so pass that popcorn.



I was doing the same thing. I was wondering if someone or some we.ens were giving him names of lolcows and that's what he listed.
That's honestly was I was thinking too.

And considering I don't follow Baseball (or any sport, for that matter) all that much. It makes me feel less enthused on what he was really yammering on about.
 
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Don't tell me:

Some w-een gave Len this "inside information" huh?

Not a w-een.........just some that is playing Len Boi for the fool that he is............this just proves without a doubt just how fucking dumb Lenny really is.

My Ball Team will be there helping to support me.

Correction.........."Helping you go to prison"
 
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