Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord

[Lady Houligan]

I don't know him that well, but so far he's hit these at least:



The weird comma spacing.



Weird punctuation.



Random capitalization.

Are you forgetting Pottstown Pete? And doesn't Mr. Shaner state he is from Pottstown?
You do the math.

You forgot the obsession with calling himself Mr. Shaner.

 

[Pottstown Pete]

Are you forgetting Pottstown Pete? And doesn't Mr. Shaner state he is from Pottstown?
You do the math.

I don't particularly enjoy math, although I'm not saxiclous! If math proves proficuous, will use it ebullienty, however. I'm an not parsimonious with my sesquipedalian tendancies.

 

[Treblinkachu]

There are a lot of people who live in eastern Pennsylvania , So what's your problem?

The problem is that you're unfortunately one of them

 

[BIG DADDY]

I don't particularly enjoy math, although I'm not saxiclous! If math proves proficuous, will use it ebullienty, however. I'm an not parsimonious with my sesquipedalian tendancies.

I think this post needs a trigger warning for inducing flashbacks to studying for the GRE

 

[TheLeviathan]

If this Knight Rider guy isn't Len he's done a very poor job at proving otherwise.

 

[DuckbilledPlaty]

@The_Knight_Rider Pump your breaks vigorously man. Throwing out personal information about two probably under-aged girls who got harassed .... It could become hard to like you...

 

[The I Scream Man]

Are you forgetting Pottstown Pete? And doesn't Mr. Shaner state he is from Pottstown?
You do the math.

Well damn, with all the evidence you've provided we can't help but banish @Pottstown Pete to the shadow realm.

 

[DuckbilledPlaty]

Well damn, with all the evidence you've provided we can't help but banish @Pottstown Pete to the shadow realm.

We'll shit Pottstown, you seemed legit to me but rules are rules. Could you kinda step over to this dark swirling vortex I gotta just read some stuff in backwards latin real quick.

 

[sonichuis44]

Hey guys, I just got a message from "you know who" that I want to pass on...

We need to try to keep the "lenspiracy" talk to a minimum. We all know there's no conspiracy, but we still don't want this guy getting paranoid, or we might not be able to milk the maximum amount of lols out of him.

More info in the other thread.

 

[Pickle Pirate]

I guess I'm in the camp that doesn't believe Knight Rider is Len. The speech is totally different. A dead giveaway to those familiar with Len is his frequent misuse of the word "band". Lenny hasn't figured out that a "band" is something a musician is in and "banned" is the term used when you get kicked out of someplace. Don't get me started on your vs. you're, we could be here all week. Mr. Rider has used that pronoun correctly as well. If Knight Rider were Len, he's having someone type for him. Also, the Steamtown/565 stories aren't correct as posted here. I'll pin down a detail or two and get back with the real story.

And why can't Pottstown and Knight Rider both be Len? We're talking about someone whose modus operandi has always been 'be multiple people', so it's not out of the realm of possibility that they're both the same person.

For that matter, you could be our good friend Len. You're certainly not an established user of these forums.

 

[Leonard F. Shaner Jr.]

And that, brings me to why he was banned from the Colebrookdale. Shaner and a girl (we'll call her girl)

This is what meant, when asking my question to Pocket_Sand!
Because I saw the other posting over on Facebook.

 

[Railfan565]

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Worlds-Biggest-Dumbest-Railfan/812897225454663?fref=ts

 

[Leonard F. Shaner Jr.]

I see we have a Steamtown Volunteer in here , welcome Railfan 565.

 

[Treblinkachu]

I see we have a Steamtown Volunteer in here , welcome Railfan 565.

Why are you so angry and autistic inside?

 

[Pottstown Pete]

And why can't Pottstown and Knight Rider both be Len? We're talking about someone whose modus operandi has always been 'be multiple people', so it's not out of the realm of possibility that they're both the same person.

I don't mind telling everyone that this scared the daylights out of me. What? Could it... Really? Could I BE...

I can report that after breathing into a paper bag, having several long stares into the mirror, and after numerous reassurances from my wife (yes, a real woman with a real vagina and everything) I can report that I am not - repeat, am not - Leonard F. Shaner.

Whew! That was close!

Please don't scare me like this again. I pride myself for my equanimity, but even I have limits.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

I think I'll just sit down here and watch the fireworks go off. If that's all right with anyone.

That said, I get the feeling that Knight_Rider may be Len, but may also not be. It's kinda hard to tell with the internet.

 

[ASU]

I think I'll just sit down here and watch the fireworks go off. If that's all right with anyone.

That said, I get the feeling that Knight_Rider may be Len, but may also not be. It's kinda hard to tell with the internet.

It's going to be such a mindfuck if it turns out two or more people here are Len arguing with himself like he does on Facebook

 

[Treblinkachu]

It's going to be such a mindfuck if it turns out two or more people here are Len arguing with himself like he does on Facebook

Spoiler

I was Len all along.

 

[Pocket_Sand!]

As I have stated several times, I have zero affiliation with the organizations that I've spoken of, I haven't been personally involved in any of these instances. I state at the beginning of each long post (story) that it's second hand information, to be done with as the reader chooses.

That said, while possibly chronologically incorrect, when a huge majority of the railroad world here in the Northeast all say essentially the same things about Shaner, I tend to give those stories a degree of weight. I was up at one of the shorter lines here in PA about a month and a half ago, and having not met any single one of these guys before, ALL begin telling me of all their own "Shanerisms." This was shortly after the banishment of Shaner from the Colebrookdale, and all of them related that it was the correct thing to do, and why in the hell didn't we do it sooner? A number of them live close to the Colebrookdale, and would have been more than happy to come and help out, but wouldn't because Shaner was there.

I said it before, and I'll say it again, if one person tells you that you're an asshole, they're the asshole. If an entire industry calls you an asshole, you may want to take note.

Pocket_Sand!

P.S. Welcome to the Farms Leonard.

 

[The Red Baron]

My God, what if we're all Lenny and this is taking place in his mind? That being said, Fun Fact: When he and his mother were members of the friend's group at the Railroad Museum of PA, they were registered as "Mr. and Mrs. Len Shaner".