Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord

Do you prefer Shaner to get permabanned?

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    Votes: 109 63.4%
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Ravenor said:
Len I'm going to be devils advocate here for a second, If you really have got a Solicitor who believes this is "In the bag" I'd really consider getting a new one all of the legal professionals I know don't talk in certainties like that because it can lead to complications for them if the result they promised wasn't forthcoming.

But from what I have seen in this thread Len you appear to be representing yourself (or have yet to have a Solicitor entered into the record) I really hope your not going to do that, In legal circles a person who represents them selfs even if they are a qualified Solicitor is known as one thing and one thing only "A Fool", these are some serious charges your facing Len don't treat this like a speeding ticket get professional and qualified assistance.
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I have no worries! But the people of the CRPT should. ;)
 
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Schuylkill Valley said:
Well he's the one who going to send you to jail . lol. Robert Lowe. See Robert Wade gave you up. sorry to bare the bad news.
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You just asked 10 pages ago "who here works for a railroad", meaning you don't know. You also don't know there are many different kinds of lawyers such as patent, criminal, personal injury, etc. The fact that you think the railroad gives enough of a shit about you outside of you waddling your fat ass onto their property to jerk off over trains and perv on women speaks volumes about how incredibly insane you really are.
 
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Gook Choy said:
You just asked 10 pages ago "who here works for a railroad", meaning you don't know. You also don't know there are many different kinds of lawyers such as patent, criminal, personal injury, etc. The fact that you think the railroad gives enough of a shit about you outside of you waddling your fat ass onto their property to jerk off over trains and perv on women speaks volumes about how incredibly insane you really are.
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He also stated he has no idea what the reckless endangerment charges are for. But psychic Lenny knows he will beat them.
 
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So let me get this straight: Len hired a nearly 80-year-old attorney (or one of his subordinates) who specializes in personal and automotive injuries for his non-injury related case, the lawyer asks him to purposely get his information out there and leak information said during a meeting (which is both highly unethical and also could lead to the lawyer being disbarred, depending on the information), and Len believes this is his Prince Charming on a noble steed to save him from the horrible railroad people. Did I miss anything?

I'm going to take a wild guess and say he had a preliminary meeting with them and lied about a lot of shit. Also internet.
 
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DerSandstrom said:
So let me get this straight: Len hired a nearly 80-year-old attorney (or one of his subordinates) who specializes in personal and automotive injuries for his non-injury related case, the lawyer asks him to purposely get his information out there and leak information said during a meeting (which is both highly unethical and also could lead to the lawyer being disbarred, depending on the information), and Len believes this is his Prince Charming on a noble steed to save him from the horrible railroad people. Did I miss anything?

I'm going to take a wild guess and say he had a preliminary meeting with them and lied about a lot of shit. Also internet.
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Len searched "Pennsylvania Lawyer" on Google and copypasta'd the first website he saw.
 
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Schuylkill Valley said:
I have no worries! But the people of the CRPT should. ;)
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Len this isn't a medieval or earlier judicial system,We don't practice biblical style justice any more, it's not a eye for a eye a tooth for a tooth from what we have seen there are no charges pending for the Railway the Legal system will not apply the same judgement to the accusers if you are found innocent (and I do believe that's unlikely).

I do doubt you're innocent Len because I have seen a propensity of evidence proving otherwise but if you can lay your case out before me I'll give you a true an honest opinion, that's mostly impartial.
 
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DerSandstrom said:
So let me get this straight: Len hired a nearly 80-year-old attorney (or one of his subordinates) who specializes in personal and automotive injuries for his non-injury related case, the lawyer asks him to purposely get his information out there and leak information said during a meeting (which is both highly unethical and also could lead to the lawyer being disbarred, depending on the information), and Len believes this is his Prince Charming on a noble steed to save him from the horrible railroad people. Did I miss anything?

I'm going to take a wild guess and say he had a preliminary meeting with them and lied about a lot of shit. Also internet.
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You forgot that somehow, that same attorney is going to land all of us and the railroad people in jail. Under what charges?, Godbear knows.
 
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Zvantastika said:
You forgot that somehow, that same attorney is going to land all of us and the railroad people in jail. Under what charges?, Godbear knows.
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You are correct. I also forgot that Toontown will bequeathed to all of the Toons, lines of women take turns being deflowered to Len after the trial and Mr. Shaner will be immediately knighted, deified and granted sainthood by the Catholic church.

And we will all be charged with first-degree butthurt and fifteen counts of jimmie rustling. The penalty is being drawn and quartered and public hanging.
 
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I hope Len can smuggle in a mobile device to prison so we don't lose his delicious milk once he's sentenced. It would be a tragedy to lose our precious cow. Len is legitimately everything I think I could've hoped for in a cow, I feel like this makes up for missing 2007 Chris.
 
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Humanoid Email Address said:
I hope Len can smuggle in a mobile device to prison so we don't lose his delicious milk once he's sentenced. It would be a tragedy to lose our precious cow. Len is legitimately everything I think I could've hoped for in a cow, I feel like this makes up for missing 2007 Chris.
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Maybe we can have a agent incase mobile phones in fudge to smuggle in.
 
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