Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord

[Tricksy Fuckin Hobbitses]

hey if you guy's/gal's are chicken to come down it up to you. lol.

I live in the middle of the damn country and, unlike you, I have work tomorrow. Cowardice, it ain't.

 

[Jashinist]

Just as a reminder, this thread was made on June 4th. Today's July 12th and it took just over a month (about 38 days if you want to get more technical) to do it. Here's to another quick 500 pages. Thank you Lenny, you super autistic son of a bitch shitposting superstar!

At this rate, we might have a fresh new thread before his trial even happens. That way, even more people will be enticed to read the hilarity as it unfolds.

Choo choo!

 

[cumrobbery]

Happy 500th page! Let's hope we can get this to 1000.

At this rate I wouldn't be surprised

 

[Saul Goodman]

Could someone email Hy Mayerson and get it in writing that Len is bullshitting? We already know he is, I'm just enjoying us having more and more conclusive proof as Len tries to wiggle in a somehow logical explanation.

That's something for @Saul Goodman or @AnOminous.

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Honestly, any of the people whom he has threatened (however ineptly) with the use of Mr. Mayerson's services are completely within their rights to write Mr. Mayerson and enquire as to (a) whether he is actually representing Shaner and (b) whether or not he endorses these threats (as Mr. Shaner claims he does).

 

[Jashinist]

Honestly, any of the people whom he has threatened (however ineptly) with the use of Mr. Mayerson's services are completely within their rights to write Mr. Mayerson and enquire as to (a) whether he is actually representing Shaner and (b) whether or not he endorses these threats (as Mr. Shaner claims he does).

And we have plenty of screenshot-worthy posts where Len throws Hy's name everywhere like it's holy water against a horde of vampires.

 

[Cthulu]

And of course Lenny has disappeared to think up more lies.

 

[Saul Goodman]

What's throwing me off is that Goldfield's been dead for fifteen years. I guess he & Hy were best bros?

I suck. Goldfield is dead. Mayerson has a lot of his stuff. The yard/art sales are his.

So I guess Mayerson will be there tomorrow. Maybe it's time for me to purchase a cardboard cut-out of Princess Leia.

Thoughts, fellow Kiwis?

 

[AN/ALR56]

@Zim how do you feel now that your obscure lolcow has now over 500 pages of pure amusement?
Did you ever expect it to grow to such a large size and unite several members in a amazing effort to troll,similar to adf and sluthate threads?

 

[chimpburgers]

I suck. Goldfield is dead. Mayerson has a lot of his stuff. The yard/art sales are his.

So I guess Mayerson will be there tomorrow. Maybe it's time for me to purchase a cardboard cut-out of Princess Leia.

Thoughts, fellow Kiwis?

If it means you'll be able to meet Lenny face to face, go ahead man. I'd love to see how exactly he is first hand.

 

[Rat Speaker]

Honestly, any of the people whom he has threatened (however ineptly) with the use of Mr. Mayerson's services are completely within their rights to write Mr. Mayerson and enquire as to (a) whether he is actually representing Shaner and (b) whether or not he endorses these threats (as Mr. Shaner claims he does).

And we have plenty of screenshot-worthy posts where Len throws Hy's name everywhere like it's holy water against a horde of vampires.

So..if one really wanted to, they could get a fancy letterhead document via us mail stating that Mr. Mayerson does not represent Mr. Shaner in any way shape or form? Not that your average farmer would do a thing like that, but...they could, in theory.

 

[Strelok]

So Len, I stumbled upon this bit on Mayerson's website, and... purely out of morbid curiosity to hear more of your rambling explinations than any actual belief of you (since we've long since proved you wrong), I'm going to ask. Myerson and his law firm work via contingency, as do most settlement firms. That means they don't get paid unless they win, and they take a (usually sizable) cut of the final judgement. Exactly who is going to pay them in the event your case wins? You do understand that the winner of a criminal case doesn't get a sack of "I'm sorry" cash from the government right? Or is this some deranged assumption where winning your criminal case means the CBRR somehow is immediately held civilly liable and pays you restitution.

What does it cost to hire one of your personal injury lawyers?

The Mayerson Law Offices P.C., like most personal injury law firms, regularly accepts cases on a contingency basis. This means that the personal injury lawyers working on your case do not get paid until you get paid. Under a contingency agreement, our legal fee is paid as a percentage of the settlement we obtain for our client. If there is no recovery, we charge no fee.

 

[Jashinist]

So if Len makes a habit of running away when questioned directly, how will he react in a court of law?

Someone better barricade the doors, he's gonna make a break for it.

 

[AnOminous]

Or is this some deranged assumption where winning your criminal case means the CBRR somehow is immediately held civilly liable and pays you restitution.

Lenny seems to think that if he wins, he immediately gets put in charge of the railroad and everyone who ever criticized him or clocked him on the head with a lantern is immediately frog-marched to prison.

 

[glutenfreebooty]

A word of advice from a law student to a dumbass, Len. You're competent enough to represent yourself in court. Plus, it could help you cut costs on legal representation/keep you from wasting some poor fucker's time on litigation that'll probably take longer than it ever should.

 

[Strelok]

Lenny seems to think that if he wins, he immediately gets put in charge of the railroad and everyone who ever criticized him or clocked him on the head with a lantern is immediately frog-marched to prison.

Ah just like how Chris currently is the game store mogul of Virginia after winning his case against that dirty, thieving jew Snyder, and leveraging the GamePlace's assets to expand all across the state.

 

[Jashinist]

Ah just like how Chris currently is the game store mogul of Virginia after winning his case against that dirty, thieving jew Snyder, and leveraging the GamePlace's assets to expand all across the state.

I hear he's aiming to become head of Sega too, once the nasty blue arms debacle comes to a head in court.

 

[#ZeroPointEnergy2084.]

Blubber-butt must`ve shit his pants again.


Or should I be saying Blubber-belly?

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Okay, looks like Hy & this Melvin guy go way back. It seems he really appreciates art, & used half his office space to exhibit Mel's art for years. Which I guess explains why a law office houses an entire room full of curios.

Spoiler: highlighted some important bits

I suck. Goldfield is dead. Mayerson has a lot of his stuff. The yard/art sales are his.

So I guess Mayerson will be there tomorrow. Maybe it's time for me to purchase a cardboard cut-out of Princess Leia.

Thoughts, fellow Kiwis?

Yes. Very yes. If you can, of course.

 

[Cthulu]

Blubber-butt must`ve shit his pants again.

I think in his years of sock puppeting and lying to people on forums he has never been called out as fast and brutal as he has here on the farms. He doesn't know how to react so he buries his head in the sand.

 

[Leonard F. Shaner Jr.]

Tell you what. If I meet you at Mayerson's closed office tomorrow at 11, will you agree to box me for six rounds?

A simple "yes" or "no" will suffice.

lol. your an old man, it wouldn't be a fare boxing match.