Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord

[Leonard F. Shaner Jr.]

Can you just pick a name for us and stick with it for more than a page?

Air Wolf, One of my favorite shows growing up.

 

[Zim]

What ever you say Dave.

Fine whatever you say, turd blossom.

Did you steal those too you fat fuck?

I've just read through 554 pages of you, you fucking asshole.

See if you can guess who I am,

I'm 6'4" tall.

I weigh 310 pounds.

I grew up in Illinois.

I live in Bechtelsville.

I work in Reading.

I volunteer on the Brookie.

I take care of the Plymouth locomotive that you are too stupid to touch.

I can pick up railroad ties by myself.

I am about to become your worst fucking nightmare.

WHO AM I MOTHERFUCKER???

Oh, Lennay has fucked up now it seems!

 

[Duke Nukem]

@Schuylkill Valley when was the last time you molested a child

When he didn't have his railroad blueprints on hand to fap with. Which is probably never. Plus, he's probably too slow and fat to catch a child long enough to do the deed.

 

[Jashinist]

I quoted someone's post above but they were only quoting others so it didn't show. It's the post about the whole Len not TECHNICALLY being on rail property, etc.

At that point it just seems immature and petty, like an older brother going "I'M NOT TOUCHING YOU, I'M NOT TOUCHING YOU" while hovering their hand in front of their siblings eyes, irritating them immensely.

It's not technically a certain type of transgression, but it's still irritating as fuck and should stop.

 

[TowinKarz]

Why are women like train tracks? Cuz Len can't keep the minimum legal distance from either!

Thank you! You've been lovely! Good night! Tip your waitstaff!

 

[Emiya Kiwitsugu]

Do you literally just cycle through names in the hopes that Zim will freak out over one of them?

If he keeps going on forever, he may hit @Zim's name one day.

Here, @Schuylkill Valley, you can use this to try to maybe one day randomly say Zim's first name.

http://names.mongabay.com/male_names.htm

 

[chimpburgers]

Fine whatever you say, turd blossom.


Oh, Lennay has fucked up now it seems!

Oh my God, is that Bob himself? Holy shit. This thread keeps surprising me.

 

[Wally Balljacker]

Well, that's cool. but that also means, I wasn't trespassing. Because not like you, I have the blue prints to the entire railroad from Barto to Pottstown. and the RoW in that area is 25' from the center of the track. So thanks for proving, I wasn't trespassing. since you said it was 37.5 feet from the railhead to the stand.

Thanks again Curt.

The RR owns 50 feet on either side of each rail.

50 is more than 37.5, you fucking moron. If you were 37.5 feet from the rail, that means you were still in the 50' area of influence.

You were trespassing, you cockeyed, diaper-wearing pedophile.

 

[Zim]

Oh my God, is that Bob himself? Holy shit. This thread keeps surprising me.

I have no idea. But he sounds angry and really big.

 

[The Rock Island Bastard]

Oh, Lennay has fucked up now it seems!

You are goddamn right Len has fucked up! @Schuylkill Valley answer me motherfucker!!! WHO THE FUCK AM I?!

 

[sonichuis44]

"Mong Bay" sounds like just the place for Lenny, actually.

E.

You are goddamn right Len has fucked up! @Schuylkill Valley answer me motherfucker!!! WHO THE FUCK AM I?!

BILL BRASKY!

 

[Leonard F. Shaner Jr.]

@Schuylkill Valley Lenny who have you pissed off now? Sounds like you better run and shit your pants.

So he can pick up 8' ties by him self. Now are these new ties or relay ties. there's a differences.

 

[chimpburgers]

You are goddamn right Len has fucked up! @Schuylkill Valley answer me motherfucker!!! WHO THE FUCK AM I?!

While you're at it, you can help us by treating people to some great stories about Len here if you have anything. We've been having a great time hearing about all the crazy shit he's pulled over the years.

 

[1d4]

50 is more than 37.5, you fucking moron. If you were 37.5 feet from the rail, that means you were still in the 50' area of influence.

You were trespassing, you cockeyed, diaper-wearing pedophile.

also possibly relevant

Either Len was trespassing on railroad property, or he was trespassing on private property outside the railroad's Right-of-Way. (Unless he received permission from the adjoiner's directly, which I highly doubt.)

 

[Cthulu]

So he can pick up 8' ties by him self. Now are these new ties or relay ties. there's a differences.

Not where your fatass is concerned

 

[TowinKarz]

The only tie you're going to get is a Columbian necktie, shitstain.

 

[The Rock Island Bastard]

Come on shit for brains, you had no fucking problem posting shit on me when you knew I wasn't here, here I am cock sucker. ANSWER ME. WHO THE FUCK AM I??!!

 

[Adamska]

50 is more than 37.5, you fucking moron. If you were 37.5 feet from the rail, that means you were still in the 50' area of influence.

You were trespassing, you cockeyed, diaper-wearing pedophile.

That doesn't matter to him, because he's NOW trying to argue that the limit for the property line is 25 feet now. This of course flies in the face of pretty much everyone who works here saying stuff on the matter... and the photo which looks well within 25 feet of distance from the tracks. But fuck that, next he'll say it's 10 feet or something.

 

[QT 219]

You are goddamn right Len has fucked up! @Schuylkill Valley answer me motherfucker!!! WHO THE FUCK AM I?!

If you're Bob Lowe, you win the Internet for tonight.

 

[Lacquer Head]

Spoiler: Whoever Wins, We Laugh