Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord

[TM Ambrose]

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Actually that's the second Confederate naval jack.

See: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flags...a#/media/File:Conf_Navy_Jack_(light_blue).svg

The fourth Confederate National flag is the one depicted on the right though.

 

[1d4]

I feel a tad hypocritical for saying this, but we don't need a constant running commentary on his ratings. It's going to be a while before he makes another milestone worth mentioning in that area.

i wasn't aware making an offhanded comment about how he racked up 50+ negatives in less than ten minutes because nobody likes the guy suddenly counted as running commentary but aight

EDIT: thanks for the winner len i feel like i have truly lived my life to the fullest now that i have gotten your blessing

 

[Without A Gout]

Holy fucking fuck the swerves and twists.

And I just scared the fuck out of you didn't I, you sniveling little shit? And you've been here since page 5 as The_Knight_Rider and Photograhper.

Listen up fuck face, and listen good. I had fucking nothing to do with you getting banned from the RR. I had fucking nothing to do with ANY of the bullshit you've concocted in your head. And for some reason I was the one you attacked first on your fucking shitty CRR hate pages.

I hopped on here as an informant and adviser. I knew this thread would draw you out in time, and it did.

I left you strictly the fuck alone because I didn't want anything to do with you or any of your bullshit. Now you've put my shit up more times than I can count, you've made a fake criminal record for me, and now you've tried to drag my wife into it. That did it, END OF THE LINE FUCKER.

Part of me wants to find you and beat you into such a bloody mess your own mother wont recognize you. Part of me knows that you simply aren't worth it, and it's that part, the logical part that I am listening to, lucky for you.

I am telling you 100% honestly, end it.

NOW

Shots. Fucking. Fired. I can just smell the shat pants from across the state.

Since a lot of new members are coming to see Len, I'm going to make a list of established Lennisms for all who are interested. Much like CWC and his CWCisms, Len has uniquely poor and quotable grammar. Famous and referenced examples of this are Lennisms.

1). "Privet detective". Roots: quote from Len's old @The_Knight_Rider account.

2). "Professional in my field". Roots: Also from @The_Knight_Rider.

3). "Fucking loosers". Roots: How Len spells "losers"

4). doxxing. Roots: Len has always given outrageous and inaccurate doxxes to the majority of the thread.

5). "M1 Carbeen". Roots: Was actually said by @John W Simon AKA @Saul Goodman, but was funny enough to be added to the list of Lennisms anyway.

6). "Squalls". Roots: Essentially the of the Shaner thread, Len said this in a video of two squirrels fucking. The video is now privet, so don't go looking for it.

7) "And for the next 60 minutes, it was really hot". Roots: Back on the @The_Knight_Rider account, Len posted a story where he pretended to be a person who watched Len have sex. This is the last line of the story.

. "Chines". Roots: Len said this to refer to Chinese people.

9). "Not wearing safety vests". Roots: Len had posted pictures of Colebrookdale Railroad workers and complained that they weren't wearing safety vests.

10). "Cartoon/Video game people". Roots: Len states that almost everyone on the Kiwi Farms is fake and actually a video game or cartoon character. He may or may not be serious.

Please give suggestions if you think something else should be added to the board. This list will update as the Shaner thread continues.

A few others:

"Stolen Volar" - During the John Simon saga, he spoke of this to a female compatriot.
"What ever" - His main rebuttal.
"You're" - Always misspelled by Mr. Shaner during his rebuttals.
"Mr. Shaner" - Was referred to by this by his two sockpuppet accounts.

 

[1d4]

"You're" - Always misspelled by Mr. Shaner during his rebuttals.

this also seems to happen a lot when he should use you're -- he ends up using your instead.

 

[Emiya Kiwitsugu]

Guys, is it possible Len is trying to piss off Pocket Sand to the point where he'll whoop his ass so he can counter sue for assault or something? Or is it that he thinks that he can get away with it because he's certain he won't get beaten to death with a railroad spike? Or does he STILL think that this is scaring him?

I can't quite tell since he's a dumb motherfucker with an ego the size of his gut.

You see this would require Len to be slightly clever and able to plan ahead. These are not capabilities his diabetes riddled brain possesses.

 

[1d4]

You see this would require Len to be slightly clever and able to plan ahead. These are not capabilities his diabetes riddled brain possesses.

it would also require people to lack some sort of self restraint and it wouldn't even work that well anyways since len is still certifiably fucked regardless of what someone does to him before the trial

 

[Leonard F. Shaner Jr.]

This is for Curtis .

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

@WireSponge

Should we also compile a list of the people that Len believed we are and the names he identified and identifies us as? Right now what I know is:

@Zim - Has been referred to as Bob, Matt, Mike, and now Dave. All unverified and most likely fake.

@Pocket_Sand! - Confirmed as Curt.

I know he's referred to some other people, like @Gook Choy, as some other irl people, but I can't remember off the top of my head.

 

[Adamska]

Holy fucking fuck the swerves and twists.

Shots. Fucking. Fired. I can just smell the shat pants from across the state.



A few others:

"Stolen Volar" - During the John Simon saga, he spoke of this to a female compatriot.
"What ever" - His main rebuttal.
"You're" - Always misspelled by Mr. Shaner during his rebuttals.
"Mr. Shaner" - Was referred to by this by his two sockpuppet accounts.

There's also:

First name, Middle Initial, Last Name, Genealogy suffix: Shaner is autistically fixated on these and it's a calling card to see if it's a Shaner sock.
Lenspiracy: The idea that this board is run by a rail company that booted him out.
Diabeetus: Commonly referenced because he doesn't take care of himself. Often used to point out that he's blind in one eye, might have leg circulation problems, and as a reason he's so goddamned dumb.

This is for Curtis .
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This is great when you remember he has no case here. He's stated multiple times his location (which was in company property) and even gave us evidence that he did this.

 

[Emiya Kiwitsugu]

This is for Curtis .
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Is Len shopping around for security systems to put on the railroad he'll win once he unveils the lenspiracy next month?

 

[BritBong]

This is for Curtis .
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This is for you

 

[1d4]

This is for Curtis .
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if this is supposed to be proof that you totally didnt trespass it already fails just on the grounds that your literacy is... lacking, to put it mildly and you probably misread the sign

 

[creamyfanta]

Len gave me a winner rating!!!

 

[Jashinist]

I knew he would claim victory over the Curt thing even though he did nothing

Also I never understood how that photo is going to prove that he wasn't on railway property. How is that even germane?

I can take a photo of myself outside a cafe, but that doesn't mean I never went in... and the fact I was so close to the cafe surely is MORE evidence that I likely went inside than there would otherwise be...

 

[1d4]

Also I never understood how that photo is going to prove that he wasn't on railway property.

it's not

actually, none of them are going to

 

[Leonard F. Shaner Jr.]

if this is supposed to be proof that you totally didnt trespass it already fails just on the grounds that your literacy is... lacking, to put it mildly and you probably misread the sign

I'm on old Glasgow street which is own by Pottstown. Not the Colebrookdale RR. If you not from the area don't be making a comment.

 

[Jashinist]

it's not

Even by lolcow standards, the logic here is baffling. Len keeps throwing these curveballs, man.

"I wasn't on train property, because the train was too fast"
"I wasn't on train property, because here's a photo I took"
"Hy is my lawyer, and the proof I have is a photo of his office door"

His mind is a magical place.

 

[deeman]

Len gave me a winner rating!!!

It's because he is in love with your avatar

 

[1d4]

I'm on old Glasgow street which is own by Pottstown. Not the Colebrookdale RR. If you not from the area don't be making a comment.

that's an interesting and absolutely not suspicious at all defense seeing as it was an if

 

[Jashinist]

I'm on old Glasgow street which is own by Pottstown. Not the Colebrookdale RR. If you not from the area don't be making a comment.

Would you be willing to meet with one of us at a cafe or something, before your court date? Maybe just for lunch or something? You might be able to explain your side of the story better in person, than on here. Just a thought.