Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord

[Rin]

Len, come out from your lurking and give us some fresh milk, please.

You've got to take it easy. The milk will flow when the cow is ready. If you try and force things, it'll just end up being unfunny,

 

[Randall Fragg]

@Leonard F. Shaner Jr.
Hey buddy, just wanted to let you know that, thanks to some friends in high places, you've been banned from all Maryland, Virginia, and West Virginia railways. Security for these rail lines are authorized to use lethal force against you.
Just doing my part for the Lenspiracy.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

I think Len is still trying to tear his computer apart looking for the SUPER KIWI VIRUS that Null implanted in his computer that is suddenly making it so slow. I imagine he'll be back tomorrow threatening us with some legal action for hacking him or something.

Cow's done grazing early, folks. Y'all can fuck off now.

 

[Ti-99/4A]

3) THE IMPORTANT ONE - Some genius thought it would be a good idea to give Null's dox to Len, bringing Null himself into the thread. Null walked in, called us all idiots, and left. Len, being the most exceptional of all individuals, shittalked Null for letting Zim post the topic. Null walked back in, called Len the king of the shitters here, replaced Len's username with his own real name, and then kneecapped his IP for good measure. Now Len is passive-aggressively assaulting us with ratings because the site loads like shit for him.

If I had to guess who it was, my money is on a poster with a bearded lady in sunglasses avatar who has come on early in the morning twice in as many days saying he doesn't see why Lenny's a lolcow.

 

[Wally Balljacker]

666 pages!

 

[cumrobbery]

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

1 Lo, did the train sperg did weep, as the Farms did load like shit.
2 Thus he, the mighty Len, instead resigned himself to early rest.
3 For soon, he knew, great retribution would fall upon thine enemies.
4 The heavenly FBI would descend upon the unrighteous Kiwis, smiting their trolling blights from existence.
5 And the unholy Colebrookdale Railroad would submit to his will, and thine wishes for all the railroads in the world would be fulfilled.
6 And god himself would descend upon Len, his prophet, and bestow upon him a chariot of golden locomotives that he would ride upon.
7 And so Len would take thine gifts and walk to and fro, preaching the word of thine true lord and savior, as God and Sir Topham Hatt as his witness.
8 So too did these delusions fill his sleep once again, spiriting him away from the reality that he vehemently denied.
9 And then Len shit himself because autism.

Leniticus 6:66

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

What's my name, Len?

Tell me my name.

I want to know my name.

You are SS Obergruppenführer Reinhard Heydrich. You are 111 years old. You live in Israel in a small room with a very heavy door.

 

[Alex Krycek]

To my knowledge, @Alex Krycek isn't watching this thread right now.

Zim made this page because you are an exceptional individual and a producer of some damn good milk.

Just so we're all clear I am watching this thread, just busy with extra-secret FBI projects.

Keep talking though Len, you're being very informative thus far.

 

[Kirby]

Even though I'm ghost Kirby and can appreciate a good spook this is way too satanic for me. Let's hurry up and get to page 667.

Also, to whomever here is sending Shaner retarded information like this involving real people associated with the Colebrookdale Railroad needs to immediately stop. It's already been completely established that Len is a gullible idiot. There's no need to get innocent and clueless people involved with this retard's delusional sperging. This is nothing more than unthought out and unclever weening that no one benefits from.

 

[Jashinist]

Even though I'm ghost Kirby and can appreciate a good spook this is way too satanic for me. Let's hurry up and get to page 667.

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Also, to whomever here is sending Shaner retarded information like this involving real people associated with the Colebrookdale Railroad needs to immediately stop. It's already been completely established that Len is a gullible idiot. There's no need to get innocent and clueless people involved with this exceptional individual's delusional sperging. This is nothing more than unthought out and unclever weening that no one benefits from.

Are we sure he's being fed? He says that he got a message on Facebook, and it starts by saying "Hello my name is Amber"? Why on earth would anyone feel the need to tell their name on Facebook where their name already comes up immediately?

That's like my prefacing a post on here saying "Hi my username is Jashinist".

 

[Alex Krycek]

@Leonard F. Shaner Jr. My name actually is Alex Krycek, and I do work for the FBI.

 

[DogshitTaco]

Are we sure he's being fed? He says that he got a message on Facebook, and it starts by saying "Hello my name is AO"? Why on earth would anyone feel the need to tell their name on Facebook where their name already comes up immediately?

That's like my prefacing a post on here saying "Hi my username is Jashinist".

My thoughts exactly. That and the poor spelling/wording ("I wouldn't to let Mr. Shaner know.") just reeks of Shaner fabricating this himself imo. I'd bet my left nut this Bonny person works at the railroad too.

 

[glutenfreebooty]

I'm still waiting on Shaner to talk about this menacing dog of his.

Has your dog attacked the delivery personnel and UPS men bringing pizzas and dildos?

 

[Foltest]

as part of the Lenspiracy, I have now banned Len from all the railstations here in Temeria.

 

[Adamska]

My thoughts exactly. That and the poor spelling/wording ("I wouldn't to let Mr. Shaner know.") just reeks of Shaner fabricating this himself imo. I'd bet my left nut this Bonny person works at the railroad too.

It's a distinct possibility. I can see some notably bad errors in that written statement that makes it come off like Shaner wrote it. It's not as common as his usual fail though, so I'm still relatively unsure what to think until more is provided.

Also since we're in hell right now:

Spoiler: Libera Tutumet ex Inferis

 

[Curt Sibling]

Lock the thread now, so it will always be evil!

 

[Jashinist]

It's a distinct possibility. I can see some notably bad errors in that written statement that makes it come off like Shaner wrote it. It's not as common as his usual fail though, so I'm still relatively unsure what to think until more is provided.

He has a consistent track record of making up friends to make it seem like he has support, the unnecessary name plus the "Mr Shaner" plus bad spelling has me convinced that it's just Len being Len, not a ween getting involved.

 

[AN/ALR56]

666 pages,im back thre on 550,sorry guys,I was here since page 1 but I give up,its too much autism,I expected the thread to die within 20 pages,congratulations @Zim ,you found autism in human form.
Semper fidelis to all kiwis.
@Saul Goodman you are a hero with a heart of gold.

 

[Samson]

Well, now I know what Shaner did with his dragon dildos.