Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord

[Admiral Piett]

The Axis of Autism.

Inb4 Shaner-Hitler photoshop.

 

[WWWWolf]

What if actually derailed the train?

For a fatal train wreck, the possible sentences are either life imprisonment without the possibility of parole, or even the death penalty. The willful wrecking of a train is punishable by death or life imprisonment without parole by the United States federal government.

When I read that, I thought, holy shit, America has certain issues that they don't fuck around about. Even when we're talking about issues that were only relevant decades ago - it was like that bit about last vestiges of death penalty in UK law for arson in royal dockyards. I mean, who would derail a passenger train these days? Ha ha...[/extremely awkward laughter that precedes a grim realisation]

 

[Subconcious Offense]

When I read that, I thought, holy shit, America has certain issues that they don't fuck around about. Even when we're talking about issues that were only relevant decades ago - it was like that bit about last vestiges of death penalty in UK law for arson in royal dockyards. I mean, who would derail a passenger train these days? Ha ha...[/extremely awkward laughter that precedes a grim realisation]

I think it's because everyone is too busy to repeal obsolete laws that don't bother anyone. A lawyer in New York just invoked his right to trial by combat a few days ago. Apparently it remained in the lawbooks and has simply been fallen out of style. http://time.com/3989243/game-of-thrones-lawyer-trial-by-combat/

 

[Chaosbandit]

When I read that, I thought, holy shit, America has certain issues that they don't fuck around about. Even when we're talking about issues that were only relevant decades ago - it was like that bit about last vestiges of death penalty in UK law for arson in royal dockyards. I mean, who would derail a passenger train these days? Ha ha...[/extremely awkward laughter that precedes a grim realisation]

Our resident railfans feel free to correct me, but I'd argue that the ridiculous amounts of damage (and gods know how many probable deaths) causing a derailment might cause would warrant a punishment along those lines.

Not a lawyer, just seen photos of derailed trains.

 

[WWWWolf]

Our resident railfans feel free to correct me, but I'd argue that the ridiculous amounts of damage (and gods know how many probable deaths) causing a derailment might cause would warrant a punishment along those lines.

Not a lawyer, just seen photos of derailed trains.

Not a lawyer either. Just super vaguely thinking that the legislation around the world should be streamlined. Like so: "Derailing trains is Ter'rism. Ter'rism is HERESY. *blam*" ...in a simplified form.

 

[Do You Realize]

When I read that, I thought, holy shit, America has certain issues that they don't fuck around about. Even when we're talking about issues that were only relevant decades ago - it was like that bit about last vestiges of death penalty in UK law for arson in royal dockyards. I mean, who would derail a passenger train these days? Ha ha...[/extremely awkward laughter that precedes a grim realisation]

The 2005 Metrolink derailment in Glendale CA was caused by someone who deliberately parked on the tracks to commit suicide, then pussied out at the last minute. Killed 11 people instead and severely injured many more. I think his fate is absolutely just.

"Juan Manuel Alvarez, who left his Jeep Cherokee Sport vehicle parked on the tracks, was arrested and charged with 11 counts of murder with "special circumstances." Authorities and Álvarez's legal defense claimed Álvarez was planning to commit suicide, but changed his mind at the last minute. Álvarez was convicted in June 2008 of the eleven counts plus one count of arson, and though prosecutors sought a death sentence, was sentenced in August 2008 to 11 consecutive life sentences in prison with no possibility of parole."

As for Hy, I checked him out on Martindale.com which is basically a database of every lawyer in the country. At 4.4/5 peer review rating he seems well respected by other lawyers. Graduated from Temple U in 1962.

 

[GS 281]

I think a judge would look at it all and easily dismiss any civil suit. Where are his damages? Also, he is just as engaged as anyone else. He isn't out here saying "stop, stop", he's trying to play dirty himself. Nothing to dig in on, and even if that did happen, are they going to mass sue? That worked out great for the music industry. I think most Kiwis would be "foaming" over the chance to go to court with the lunatic just to recall the time they got taken to court by a pants-shitting idiot and his eccentric to say the least lawyer.

Think of it like mutual combat. In the beginning it was just archival and recollection. When the insults started it was both sides.

 

[Lorento]

Even when we're talking about issues that were only relevant decades ago - it was like that bit about last vestiges of death penalty in UK law for arson in royal dockyards

Don't want to derail the thread but I believe that that law no longer applies in the UK and that Capital Punishment is for no crime on British soil. On the plus side, that means that Shaner can't extradite me for mocking his stupid ass.

 

[WWWWolf]

Don't want to derail the thread but I believe that that law no longer applies in the UK and that Capital Punishment is for no crime on British soil. On the plus side, that means that Shaner can't extradite me for mocking his stupid ass.

Oh, you are absolutely correct. These few posts of mine are spectacularly unclear, and I entirely blame the lack of quality of coffee around me. It is I who should be convicted under derailment laws, not you.

 

[MY 405]

A moon rock fell out of Apollo 11's science bay and beaned Len in the head at orbital speed inside the hospital. It technically killed the infant, but the body remained functional, powered by the dark and evil Jungian conscience our collective autism creates.

I'm giving you a winner simply for the appropriate Apollo 11 reference. Well played, sir, well played.

 

[Lorento]

It is I who should be convicted under derailment laws, not you.

I think we can both agree that Shaner is the one who will one day be convicted for actual derailment.

 

[MY 405]

The Axis of Autism.

Hy in Charge of autism and Government.
Len in charge of Autism and Transportation

CWC In charge of Autisim and
The military.. (an Army of Sonichu dolls and Legos)

Together they will wage war against the Allied coalition of Kiwis. (ACK)

The Armies are gathering.. be prepared..

Also: Christine Weston Chandler in charge of troop morale and special entertainment

 

[TM Ambrose]

I think it's because everyone is too busy to repeal obsolete laws that don't bother anyone. A lawyer in New York just invoked his right to trial by combat a few days ago. Apparently it remained in the lawbooks and has simply been fallen out of style. http://time.com/3989243/game-of-thrones-lawyer-trial-by-combat/

Oh yes, this reminds me. By pretending that we were ignorant to his ruse Hy has besmirched me in the presence of my peers and I demand satisfaction. Plus I believe my understanding of Bird Law is much better than his.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

Is there proof of this court order or is it just speculation? Because I probably glossed over that in the thread.

I was referring to the bail, because it would imply that the court is telling Len to stop doing illegal shit during the interlude.

Looks like Len might not get the memo. Which doesn't surprise me tbh, but I guess I was too optimistic for expecting some restraint.

I feel that since Shaner and his axis of autism have declared war on us, the second thread should be renamed "The War Room".

After all that's been confirmed so far, there has to be some new Len event that would make a title that isn't "The War Room" a valid second topic title.

I don't think anyone can beat "Literal War with the Kiwi Farms" right now.

The Axis of Autism.

Hy in Charge of autism and Government.
Len in charge of Autism and Transportation

CWC In charge of Autisim and
The military.. (an Army of Sonichu dolls and Legos)

Together they will wage war against the Allied coalition of Kiwis. (ACK)

The Armies are gathering.. be prepared..

Chancellor Hy, Puppet Leader of the Grand Axis of Autism. With his aggressive governing and merciless subjugation, he strikes fear into the hearts of all who fail to bow down to the autism.

Lord Len, Train Overlord and Official Head of the Department of Transportation. His eternal grudge against his spurned lover, the Colebrookdale Railroad, has twisted him into a bitter and vengeful being, who callously dreams of running over his enemies with a Locomotive while hatefucking a pillow with a sign of the Colebrookdale Railroad plastered on it.

Grand Marshall Chris-Chan, Head of Grand Axis of Autism Armed Forces. With the power of Sonichu, the Chaotic Combo, the True & Honest Police Forces, the CWC Power Rangers, and Pizza, he shall lead CWC Defense of the Grand Axis of Autism, waiting for the inevitable day that he confronts his personal and mortal foe, the dastardly Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens and dat CLYDE CAAAAAASH. People who say near him are shot and people who like have their dick drilled through.

Countess Wu, Head of Entertainment. With an iron grip over all media within the Grand Axis of Autism, Wu ensures that all media is feminism and tranny positive and conforms to her The Grand Axis of Autism's values. People who disagree with her are blocked, ridiculed, and called sexist. Her attack dog Dobson agrees with everything she says despite her not even knowing he exists.

The Triggering Spetsnaz, Headed by Vade. Scouring the Internet relentlessly, Vade and her loyal knights seek out corrupting ideas that are offensive, unsuitable, or downright triggering. These people are scared off the Internet, doxxed relentlessly, and then forced to commit suicide if they do not recognize 31 different headkins and 14 different genders.

The Woman Reedcuation Bureau, Monitored by the Loveshies. In charge of reeducating the masses, the Woman Reeducation Bureau systematically rounds up all who identify as female (who aren't part of Tumblr obviously) and bring them to Reeducation Camps, where they instill proper values of knowing who the Proper Gentleman is and reinforcing their god given role as a Domestic Housewife and Fucktoy. Dissenters are splashed with acid in their face and raped.

Agent Phil, The Finest Assassin of the Grand Axis of Autism. When on his meds to avoid whining about suicide, Agent Phil systematically roams the nation on his bike a non-sexist transportation device, seeking out priority targets that are dangerous to the views of the Grand Axis and Autism and killing them. Usually through use of diseased BDSM gear and tattoo needles.

The Entersphere. They're the janitors and routinely mocked by everyone else. Even Dobson thinks they're lame.

Together, these forces comprise The Grand Axis of Autism, whose sole purpose to bring down the evil and malicious trolls of Kiwi Farms. By doing so, they will take over save the world.

 

[MY 405]

I was referring to the bail, because it would imply that the court is telling Len to stop doing illegal shit during the interlude.

Looks like Len might not get the memo. Which doesn't surprise me tbh, but I guess I was too optimistic for expecting some restraint.


After all that's been confirmed so far, there has to be some new Len event that would make a title that isn't "The War Room" a valid second topic title.

I don't think anyone can beat "Literal War with the Kiwi Farms" right now.



Chancellor Hy, Puppet Leader of the Grand Axis of Autism. With his aggressive governing and merciless subjugation, he strikes fear into the hearts of all who fail to bow down to the autism.

Lord Len, Train Overlord and Official Head of the Department of Transportation. His eternal grudge against his spurned lover, the Colebrookdale Railroad, has twisted him into a bitter and vengeful being, who callously dreams of running over his enemies with a Locomotive while hatefucking a pillow with a sign of the Colebrookdale Railroad plastered on it.

Grand Marshall Chris-Chan, Head of Grand Axis of Autism Armed Forces. With the power of Sonichu, the Chaotic Combo, the True & Honest Police Forces, the CWC Power Rangers, and Pizza, he shall lead CWC Defense of the Grand Axis of Autism, waiting for the inevitable day that he confronts his personal and mortal foe, the dastardly Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens and dat CLYDE CAAAAAASH. People who say near him are shot and people who like have their dick drilled through.

Countess Wu, Head of Entertainment. With an iron grip over all media within the Grand Axis of Autism, Wu ensures that all media is feminism and tranny positive and conforms to her The Grand Axis of Autism's values. People who disagree with her are blocked, ridiculed, and called sexist. Her attack dog Dobson agrees with everything she says despite her not even knowing he exists.

The Triggering Spetsnaz, Headed by Vade. Scouring the Internet relentlessly, Vade and her loyal knights seek out corrupting ideas that are offensive, unsuitable, or downright triggering. These people are scared off the Internet, doxxed relentlessly, and then forced to commit suicide if they do not recognize 31 different headkins and 14 different genders.

The Woman Reedcuation Bureau, Monitored by the Loveshies. In charge of reeducating the masses, the Woman Reeducation Bureau systematically rounds up all who identify as female (who aren't part of Tumblr obviously) and bring them to Reeducation Camps, where they instill proper values of knowing who the Proper Gentleman is and reinforcing their god given role as a Domestic Housewife and Fucktoy. Dissenters are splashed with acid in their face and raped.

Agent Phil, The Finest Assassin of the Grand Axis of Autism. When on his meds to avoid whining about suicide, Agent Phil systematically roams the nation on his bike a non-sexist transportation device, seeking out priority targets that are dangerous to the views of the Grand Axis and Autism and killing them. Usually through use of diseased BDSM gear and tattoo needles.

The Entersphere. They're the janitors and routinely mocked by everyone else. Even Dobson thinks they're lame.

Together, these forces comprise The Grand Axis of Autism, whose sole purpose to bring down the evil and malicious trolls of Kiwi Farms. By doing so, they will take over save the world.

Brava! A thousand times brava!

 

[MehicTUH_92]

I was referring to the bail, because it would imply that the court is telling Len to stop doing illegal shit during the interlude.

Looks like Len might not get the memo. Which doesn't surprise me tbh, but I guess I was too optimistic for expecting some restraint.


After all that's been confirmed so far, there has to be some new Len event that would make a title that isn't "The War Room" a valid second topic title.

I don't think anyone can beat "Literal War with the Kiwi Farms" right now.



Chancellor Hy, Puppet Leader of the Grand Axis of Autism. With his aggressive governing and merciless subjugation, he strikes fear into the hearts of all who fail to bow down to the autism.

Lord Len, Train Overlord and Official Head of the Department of Transportation. His eternal grudge against his spurned lover, the Colebrookdale Railroad, has twisted him into a bitter and vengeful being, who callously dreams of running over his enemies with a Locomotive while hatefucking a pillow with a sign of the Colebrookdale Railroad plastered on it.

Grand Marshall Chris-Chan, Head of Grand Axis of Autism Armed Forces. With the power of Sonichu, the Chaotic Combo, the True & Honest Police Forces, the CWC Power Rangers, and Pizza, he shall lead CWC Defense of the Grand Axis of Autism, waiting for the inevitable day that he confronts his personal and mortal foe, the dastardly Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens and dat CLYDE CAAAAAASH. People who say near him are shot and people who like have their dick drilled through.

Countess Wu, Head of Entertainment. With an iron grip over all media within the Grand Axis of Autism, Wu ensures that all media is feminism and tranny positive and conforms to her The Grand Axis of Autism's values. People who disagree with her are blocked, ridiculed, and called sexist. Her attack dog Dobson agrees with everything she says despite her not even knowing he exists.

The Triggering Spetsnaz, Headed by Vade. Scouring the Internet relentlessly, Vade and her loyal knights seek out corrupting ideas that are offensive, unsuitable, or downright triggering. These people are scared off the Internet, doxxed relentlessly, and then forced to commit suicide if they do not recognize 31 different headkins and 14 different genders.

The Woman Reedcuation Bureau, Monitored by the Loveshies. In charge of reeducating the masses, the Woman Reeducation Bureau systematically rounds up all who identify as female (who aren't part of Tumblr obviously) and bring them to Reeducation Camps, where they instill proper values of knowing who the Proper Gentleman is and reinforcing their god given role as a Domestic Housewife and Fucktoy. Dissenters are splashed with acid in their face and raped.

Agent Phil, The Finest Assassin of the Grand Axis of Autism. When on his meds to avoid whining about suicide, Agent Phil systematically roams the nation on his bike a non-sexist transportation device, seeking out priority targets that are dangerous to the views of the Grand Axis and Autism and killing them. Usually through use of diseased BDSM gear and tattoo needles.

The Entersphere. They're the janitors and routinely mocked by everyone else. Even Dobson thinks they're lame.

Together, these forces comprise The Grand Axis of Autism, whose sole purpose to bring down the evil and malicious trolls of Kiwi Farms. By doing so, they will take over save the world.

Y'know sometimes I think you have too much time on your hands.

Then I read this shit from you and know you have too much time on your hands.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Oh my God Len you are so dumb.

EDIT: Seriously, I can't find anyone with the name [REDACTED] much less one who works for The Onion. Where is he even getting that from?

EDIT X2 COMBO: I could believe looking up The Onion & picking the first name he sees:

but COME ON

EDIT THE THIRD: Sorry, I didn't realize that was an actual person. I thought it was just a name he made up.

 

[Senior Spielbergo]

Is Len still seriously convinced that fucking FB page will work? It has 8 likes, which I'm pretty sure consist of Shaner and his buds.
Also, I love how he jumps to the (name deleted to protect innocent) conclusion without stating any evidence.

CONFIRMED YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW DEEP THE CONSPIRACY GOES

 

[chimpburgers]

Pulled right out of his ass. There's no limit on how dumb he can get.

 

[Girlfriend-free Boy]

This guy just eats up anything he sees, doesn't he?