Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord

Do you prefer Shaner to get permabanned?

  • Yes

    Votes: 63 36.6%
  • No

    Votes: 109 63.4%

  • Total voters
    172
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Oh my God Len you are so dumb.

Goddamn it Len.

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Everyone quoting BOLDYSPICY's comment with the dox name in it needs to quit it.

@TM Ambrose , @Cthulhu .

C'mon guys, we know the drill by now.

Tryin' real hard not to sound like your momma right now @BOLDYSPICY! , but you keep editing your comment without removing the dox.

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Tryin' real hard not to sound like your momma right now @BOLDYSPICY! , but you keep editing your comment without removing the dox.

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I fixed it, sorry! Like I said, I just thought it was a name Len made up. Sorry @TM Ambrose & @Jashinist . Sorry, everyone.

EDIT: Besides, the only way you could sound like my mom is by chastising me about not going to law school. Ha!

Heh. . .

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Oh my God Len you are so dumb.

EDIT: Seriously, I can't find anyone with the name [REDACTED] much less one who works for The Onion. Where is he even getting that from?

EDIT X2 COMBO: I could believe looking up The Onion & picking the first name he sees:
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but COME ON

EDIT THE THIRD: Sorry, I didn't realize that was an actual person. I thought it was just a name he made up.
More proof that Len is illiterate. See that little " symbol, Len? That's called a quotation mark, and is used to indicate that you are repeating what someone else has said. In this case, Kirby was passing along an account provided by Privet Detective Pinkington Pufferton.
 
More proof that Len is illiterate. See that little " symbol, Len? That's called a quotation mark, and is used to indicate that you are repeating what someone else has said. In this case, Kirby was passing along an account provided by Privet Detective Pinkington Pufferton.
Len being a jackass who can't spell or use grammar? I'm SHOCKED!
 
Late by several pages, but, to whoever it was that asked about the train-wrecking statutes and capital punishment, it is indeed on the law books in PA, as a capital offense, but the last person to be convicted and executed for it here was way back in the 1920's/30's (He broke the tracks to derail a passenger train hoping to rob the mail car/injured passengers in the confusion, instead, he derailed a freight and killed the locomotive's fireman.)

Why does it warrant execution? Again, speculation was correct.

Train accidents are messy, carry a potentially high death toll, and due to the hazardous cargo sometimes carried, a great chance of causing a cascading series of disasters, or, as the law words it "risking catastrophe". But it's mostly because the law was written in a time when the railroads were the primary (and in some cases only) form of intercity and interstate commerce and travel, even as recently as right before WW2, your average person didn't always own a car and if they did, there were no such things as highways or affordable coast-to-coast air travel. Most people still took the train, so tampering with the rails was not only a risk to personal life and limb, but a risk to the economy and society in general. It would be analogous to the similarly tough modern federal laws against carjacking and air piracy. Engaging in them is seen as an attack on the country's ability to conduct free trade and the citizen's right to free travel. (And why horse theft was a capital offense in the 19th Century, it was more than running off with your property, it was destroying your livelihood)

Now, since the railroad's scope and place in society has changed greatly since then, the odds of someone breaking that law are less, but it still remains on the books because in practice, laws tend to fall out of disuse and be forgotten about but not removed, as others have noted.

It's very unlikely Len would have been charged under it though, even if he had been successful in derailing a train with fatalities. There's more than enough current law that covers his actions without having to resort to an ages-old statute that would call for a penalty the Commonwealth of PA hasn't used since the late 1990's. In fact, being charged under a law that's laid unused like that for nearly 80 years is grounds for an appeal under the 5th Amendment's "Cruel and Unusual" punishment clause, if there's more modern/common ways to classify the same crime. (To use horse theft again, NOBODY is going to get the chair for stealing a horse these days, even if some western state still has it on the books, they'll get charged with regular old theft and that will be that)

Not that Len couldn't be, or that he wouldn't be successful in an appeal, but, it's just overall unlikely, the train wrecking statute is mostly a living fossil of a different time.
 
So Hy is here. Kaufman is here. Lenny and his socks are here. Can you faggots give us a buzz word or something to tell socks from real life faggots? We can give you a pretty blue banner if you do.

Nah, the chase is half of the fun. As long as the farms don't sperg out on the way that is. Besides, their whole battle plan is to intimidate and silence us with various more or less likely treats. I don't think a lawyer is stupid enough to even come close to claiming to be from the FBI, better to let Len carry the (diaper)load.

Personally i've taken quite a fancy to old Hy. I wouldn't mind having a few beers and burgers with him while he tells me war stories. Say what you want about him defending Len but that whole Agent Orange and forklift thingy is honorable work even if he got payed.
 
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