Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord

[Adamska]

Len's got more socks than a fucking Nike store, I'm cool with that. A Len by any other name is still a massive autist (though I'm partial to the original account ).

Not gonna complain, Len just better not stand me up after I went out and got this stupid train hat to wear for the occasion, 'sall I'm saying.

Always expect disappointment when something involves Len.

 

[Sanshain]

Reading this thread while drunk on cider is possible the greatest thing a man can do. Both in terms of the sheer effort involved and the reward at the end.

 

[LiveFromNS]

Why would Shaner keep claiming the FBI is involved?

Autism, Stupidity, Ignorance, Insanity

So then why does he keep threatening to "get the FBI on the Kiwi" if he knows we don't care and don't believe him and he knows he's making it up?

Autism, Stupidity, Ignorance, Insanity

Its also great to see Len's decided to try and attack us already. Hey Len, hows the pants shitting going?

LOL, maybe StrikerWolf1 can lend Lenny some diapers!

 

[Whatisgoingon]

He is still doing the same thing. I know I shouldn't be shocked at this point, but I am dumbfounded. How a person can do the same thing time after time for months on end, failing each time, and not try different approaches, well, it is just madness.

 

[TowinKarz]

I noticed they were tearing up some old railroad track by my place today..... they stopped for the day and left the bulldozer parked at the end of where they'd last cut off the rails... a train track, running headlong into a large, steel, brick.

An appropriate metaphor for where Lenny is heading, wouldn't you say?

https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/attachments/49/49219-2990c17a7e93bd5e1795a4213b81b690.jpg

 

[Rat Speaker]

He is still doing the same thing. I know I shouldn't be shocked at this point, but I am dumbfounded. How a person can do the same thing time after time for months on end, failing each time, and not try different approaches, well, it is just madness.

Totally. Even rats or mice in a maze learn over time which way equals bad. Lennay keeps touching the live wire over and over again and learning nothing from previous results.

 

[TowinKarz]

It's one of the most unique, amazing, and frustrating things the human mind can do. REJECT reality when it fails to conform to previously-held belief. Sometimes, that's a good thing, lets us take calculated risks that may payoff, or ignore things we know aren't true, like optical illusions, or to trust instruments in a car or plane over what our natural senses may be telling us..... but when it backfires, and lets you think that the only reason you aren't succeeding is because you just haven't tried HARD enough, it's a sight to behold.

 

[Rat Speaker]

It's one of the most unique, amazing, and frustrating things the human mind can do. REJECT reality when it fails to conform to previously-held belief. Sometimes, that's a good thing, lets us take calculated risks that may payoff, or ignore things we know aren't true, like optical illusions, or to trust instruments in a car or plane over what our natural senses may be telling us..... but when it backfires, and lets you think that the only reason you aren't succeeding is because you just haven't tried HARD enough, it's a sight to behold.

Absolutely it's amazing. When all the elements come together the milk, oh the milk, is so delicious.

 

[Whatisgoingon]

He really is the perfect cow. All we have to do is have the thread open, and he milks himself. It's amazing.

 

[Rat Speaker]

This by far has been my favorite cow to hit the farms ever (sorry cwc/adf/holden/conner fans). Lennay's stupidity, autism and general lack of decent common sense is strong. Freaking amazing strong. I believe he well soon claim the title of top cow in the next tournament @Alan Pardew holds.

P.S. @Alan Pardew thanks for re-opening this thread. And go Crystal Palace. Lol, Crystal Palace.

Edit: The only thing Lennay has given to society is the idea of Pinkington Pufferton, which @BOLDYSPICY! brought to life with the most amazing pictures

 

[That Guy]

Wow. Just wow. Weeks of getting rekt wasn't enough for Len, he had to come back for more. Part of me wishes the moderators would let Len play in here awhile longer but I understand how much of a PITA it is for @Hellblazer and @Alan Pardew

Has Len figured out that he could get a VPN if he really wanted to keep dodging bans on here? My provider lets me switch servers on an unlimited basis (I think there's a total of around 200) so changing the IP address is pretty easy if you're willing to pay. Len probably lacks the knowledge to set one up though.

 

[Rin]

Wow. Just wow. Weeks of getting rekt wasn't enough for Len, he had to come back for more. Part of me wishes the moderators would let Len play in here awhile longer but I understand how much of a PITA it is for @Hellblazer and @Alan Pardew

Has Len figured out that he could get a VPN if he really wanted to keep dodging bans on here? My provider lets me switch servers on an unlimited basis (I think there's a total of around 200) so changing the IP address is pretty easy if you're willing to pay. Len probably lacks the knowledge to set one up though.

I think he uses TOR, which is part of why it's so hard to just keep him banned. Personally, I'm shocked he managed to get through the new captcha.

 

[That Guy]

I think he uses TOR, which is part of why it's so hard to just keep him banned. Personally, I'm shocked he managed to get through the new captcha.

Someone a few pages ago said Null had figured out how to block access to this site from Tor so Len's gonna have to find another way at some point.

 

[Rat Speaker]

@Rin I have no idea what Lennay boy is using but here is this

Actually, tor is now outright blocked. Null finally got that working. I tried connecting through tor and cycled through a few exit nodes and it wouldn't connect, although the servers appear to be blocking it differently somehow.

So Lenny boy will just have to use his real IP or figure out how to change it, which is probably beyond his dumb ass.

So TOR should not be possible, but I don't know...meh.

Ninja'd by @That Guy , but I still had better deets.

 

[TOOTBLAN]

And now for some fitting music for the continuation of the thread.

 

[AnOminous]

And now for some fitting music for the continuation of the thread.

What, not. . .

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[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

Why would Shaner keep claiming the FBI is involved? Anyone who isn't a exceptional individual knows that no one gives a shit about this thread other than us and Shaner. Its patently obvious to anyone and if he ever reads this forum he would know we don't believe him. So then why does he keep threatening to "get the FBI on the Kiwi" if he knows we don't care and don't believe him and he knows he's making it up?

Len seems to think that the world operates much like a fifth-grade playground. When pissed off, you threaten your tormentor -- as Len has threatened us -- with the police, the FBI, a Congressional investigation, the mafia and lawsuits (because making Len angry is illegal).

Warning us of his mob connections while simultaneously talking about siccing the FBI on us is, however, a bit odd, even for a fifth-grader. What if his FBI pals run into his mafia pals while hunting us down? Will they join forces to carry out Len's bidding or will they turn on one another? Or will the mob guys decide that Len being in bed with the FBI while pretending to be their friend requires some form of minor reprimand?

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Len seems to think that the world operates much like a fifth-grade playground. When pissed off, you threaten your tormentor -- as Len has threatened us -- with the police, the FBI, a Congressional investigation, the mafia and lawsuits (because making Len angry is illegal).

Warning us of his mob connections while simultaneously talking about siccing the FBI on us is, however, a bit odd, even for a fifth-grader. What if his FBI pals run into his mafia pals while hunting us down? Will they join forces to carry out Len's bidding or will they turn on one another? Or will the mob guys decide that Len being in bed with the FBI while pretending to be their friend requires some form of minor reprimand?

I think Len has the idea that if they do meet each other, they will have no choice but to follow him and become his army against the Kiwis.

What he doesn't know is if they do, The FBI could very well get the mafia behind bars. And maybe even Len, if they ever found out about his past convictions.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

I think he uses TOR, which is part of why it's so hard to just keep him banned. Personally, I'm shocked he managed to get through the new captcha.

Maybe he managed to get through the new captcha because it's something he's into. :3

... I'll take those Deviant ratings now.

 

[TowinKarz]

Len seems to think that the world operates much like a fifth-grade playground. When pissed off, you threaten your tormentor -- as Len has threatened us -- with the police, the FBI, a Congressional investigation, the mafia and lawsuits (because making Len angry is illegal).

One of the great questions I have of how that whack-a-mole game that Len calls his brain works is: he certainly acts like making him angry and/or upset is illegal. Does he honestly believe that it's illegal to do things that piss him off? Or, does he simply think he's a suave enough liar that he can smooth-talk us into believing it so, and leave him alone because we'll be too scared?

Nevermind, not important, for either to be the case, you still have to have an incredible ego, and he certainly has that. Amazing how much of one he has in the face of continued evidence, coming from left right and center, that he really controls nothing....

Must be nice to live in a world where you can do no wrong, even when that's all you do...... well, nice in some ways, aside from the criminal charges, missing teeth, internet
notoriety, and so on, but at least he probably sleeps guilt-free/