Let's Go Outside!!! - 05/29/19

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Wyzzerd said:
All I want is some little kid to run in from off screen and topple the behemoth.
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C'mon. No kid could take her down without bouncing off her like trampoline. This a job for...
KILLDOZER!

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After suffering through the 5-part Kitchen Chair Series, this one was like a nice shower after swimmeen in Toxic Shock Lake. It was a veritable buff-ette of delights:
  • Pants without visable holes (enjoy your brief vacation, you brave, black leggeens!)
  • A grown woman proud of herself for staying outside for 15 minutes
  • A grown woman thinking the past tense of "drown" is drownded
  • Twinkie getting to enjoy the outside with actual humans
  • Becky getting to enjoy a memory of someone getting drownded
  • The realization that Amber has probably never once walked to the mailbox or taken the garbage out
  • Becky's sassiness over the lake and the irony of her being grossed out by public pools yet shares a bed with the most horrifyingly unhygenic person in all of Monticello.
  • Becky all red-faced and sweaty, sitting on concrete, rockin' her too-tight graphic tee, retro shades and snapback and Amber drinking in that aesthetic
  • Getting a rare glimpse of Ricky's nice yard work, and Amber noticing the flowers for the first time. (It's a rhododendron, Al. Maybe ask Ricky sometime when he's not slaving away doing all the chores that he loves to do for you lazy assholes)
All this and the fact that Amber thought a riveting conversation discussing whether the camera was actually on, but also that walking to a tree and back would make for interesting content?
Thumbs up, y'all!
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Guardsman42 said:
So when she walks she doesn't have any jiggle or give..

WTF is wrong with her body that despite being that fat, she has no give? Is that just the fluid build up or is she like, a giant tumor? I don't really understand this fucked up thing I am seeing in the gif. Other deathfats I've seen walk are like jiggling in all directions for an eternity with each step..but her body is like refusing to move properly.
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Blow up a balloon. Same thing. A surface tension situation, if you will.

I think the deathfats on MSHPL have been that weight for a while, the fat and fluids have settled, and their skin has stretched to accommodate, their bodies just kind of melt down over their skeleton, and start jutting out in strange places. Our gorl is still growing. She's a fat sausage, ready to pop. This is when it gets exciting!

I said in the other thread Becky has a cute face under the fat, but I said that not having seen a vid of her talking in a while. She's a literal Eeyore. She's all doom and gloom, lol.

I kind of love how these two pretend to be in love. It's so cringey.
 
9:30 - To quote Amber "I have never almost drownded. No" Holy Shit :story:

You know that your life has hit a new all-time-shit-show-low when you start talking like an extra from Here Comes Honey Boo Boo
 
were those the pants Becky bought her a few months ago? I think they had a black stripe down the side but these didn't. seems a little weird if she forgot to mention a pants haul when people have asked her about wearing the same pants all of the time.

Let's be glad she wears those dresses as shirts. Or not since the views it would bring in from people wanting to see her legs. We could be just be fascinated at her bare layygs and shelf ass as she walked.
 
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Let's be glad she wears those dresses as shirts. Or not since the views it would bring in from people wanting to see her legs. We could be just be fascinated at her bare layygs and shelf ass as she walked.
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Won't be much longer now. If she's complaining about it being hot already and it's still only spring, then by summer I'm sure we'll see her bare Kentucky Fried Layygs and Ass Wings.
 
Eugene Drizzledick said:
It worked on me. I'm stunned she moves that well. She walks rather briskly. I'd expect her legs to start crumbling after a few steps under her massive gunt.
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DubbleBubble said:
When you watch her walk you can see that every single step is a struggle, and it's less of a step and more like she's throwing her weight forward, then dragging the rest to move because lifting her leg is too difficult.
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I was a bit surprised too, since she seems to be picking up her feet more than usual (if you sped it up, she wouldn't hover). But then I realized that it's probably an inertia thing -- she has to swing her legs more to be able to move them, and then she builds up a bit of speed and turns into the Juggernaut.






















Gorlax said:
She would take supplements if they were labeled "Magic Weight Loss Pills"
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Would she, though? Wouldn't she rather "do it on her own" and be a "true inspiration"? I'm sure she'd rather get her vitamins through a healthy diet "because it's more natural," or somesuch. Remember, she won't have WLS because she'd rather figure it out for herself, and she won't do Weight Watchers because she could theoretically eat a Snickers bar on that program, and that's not how she wants to lose weight. It's not a hulthy lahfstyle chanj.

Plus, they're pills. Medicine are scary.

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GargoyleGorl said:
I was a bit surprised too, since she seems to be picking up her feet more than usual (if you sped it up, she wouldn't hover). But then I realized that it's probably an inertia thing -- she has to swing her legs more to be able to move them, and then she builds up a bit of speed and turns into the Juggernaut.

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Would she, though? Wouldn't she rather "do it on her own" and be a "true inspiration"? I'm sure she'd rather get her vitamins through a healthy diet "because it's more natural," or somesuch. Remember, she won't have WLS because she'd rather figure it out for herself, and she won't do Weight Watchers because she could theoretically eat a Snickers bar on that program, and that's not how she wants to lose weight. It's not a hulthy lahfstyle chanj.

Plus, they're pills. Medicine are scary.
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Narcs cannot admit they're wrong, ever - and will go to ludicrous lengths to avoid it*. That's why she won't get a sleep test, because she'd have to admit she's wrong. She won't take supplements, because you recommended it. No, really. That's how they are.
She may not be full blown NPD, but she's on the effing spectrum, for sure.
She knows better than every expert out there, guize. She's so exceptional, she knows everything before she even knows it. Her body is a miracle of modern medicine, who gains weight from drinking water.

* If you've never lived with one, you have no idea. No, seriously, you have no idea. She's not even that bad - but will be, because narcs get worse the older they get.
 
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