Let's Go Outside!!! - 05/29/19

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Sorry but I needed to see this side by side...
Because every girl needs a FUPA/ARSE showing dress...
With pockets... obviously

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Are my eyes deceiving me? Is she wearing new pants?!

Becky is looking rough.
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Nice dandruff and gaps in your hair, gorl. I only wish we had some pictures of Chantal's hair from when she was 28 so we could see if Amber is on track to be as bald as Chantal is by the time Amber is 35.
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You think she will live to be 35? Never. I would bet every penny I have (and I’m not a broke bitch), she will not live that long. She is so rich, why doesn’t she buy a bariatric shower chair? She is filthy. But, yes we knew that. Imagine going down on this rancid, yeasty, vinegary cow? That takes major hate in a 9-5 job. I use to feel for Becky, not anymore.

Sorry but I needed to see this side by side...
Because every girl needs a FUPA/ARSE showing dress...
With pockets... obviously

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It’s a cute dress. But it’s a damn dress, not a shirt. But it doesn’t even fit as a shirt. And you know she bought the biggest size. So fucking sad. Her calves are bigger than my upper leg. It’s mind blowing. She may be a fucking ugly, fat ass. But she makes more money than I do. Throwing up now my fellow farmers.
 
I had to stop at the flowers...

At first I'm like

"Oh she is like putting us on and stopping so we the viewer can admire her flowers..."

*Slowly it dawns on me*

Amber is legitimately surprised by the flowers that are outside her front door. Not only that they are beneath her windows.

She looks like she is entering fuckin Narnia for the first time walking out that door!!! What in the hell do you do all day Amber?!?
 
She looks like she is entering fuckin Narnia for the first time walking out that door!!! What in the hell do you do all day Amber?‽
And she enters Narnia sideways! She steps in the doorway, then she and the camera turn 90 degrees east before once again facing due north after clearing the jambs.
 
You think she will live to be 35? Never. I would bet every penny I have (and I’m not a broke bitch), she will not live that long. She is so rich, why doesn’t she buy a bariatric shower chair? She is filthy. But, yes we knew that. Imagine going down on this rancid, yeasty, vinegary cow? That takes major hate in a 9-5 job. I use to feel for Becky, not anymore.


It’s a cute dress. But it’s a damn dress, not a shirt. But it doesn’t even fit as a shirt. And you know she bought the biggest size. So fucking sad. Her calves are bigger than my upper leg. It’s mind blowing. She may be a fucking ugly, fat ass. But she makes more money than I do. Throwing up now my fellow farmers.


I cant remember when she said it but she said something along the lines that she wont ever get a bariatric shower chair because she doesnt want to be one of "them" aka from the show. I think she even said it recently so she's basically being bathed by becky every so often and pretending that the fire department wouldnt have to come help her if she fell.

I too think about the money amber has but she just admitted that she blew alot of it on a phone app and her views are low :/
 
Only the Beckster could direct a conversation regarding how nice it is outside and how they should go out and enjoy their yard more often to a story of how her father, when he was a child, watched a man drown while he was at the beach. She's a real keeper! :stress:
 
I cant remember when she said it but she said something along the lines that she wont ever get a bariatric shower chair because she doesnt want to be one of "them" aka from the show. I think she even said it recently so she's basically being bathed by becky every so often and pretending that the fire department wouldnt have to come help her if she fell.

I too think about the money amber has but she just admitted that she blew alot of it on a phone app and her views are low :/
Wow. Her ignorance knows no bounds. She doesn’t want to be one of those people. You mean like clean?!
 
I cant remember when she said it but she said something along the lines that she wont ever get a bariatric shower chair because she doesnt want to be one of "them" aka from the show. I think she even said it recently so she's basically being bathed by becky every so often and pretending that the fire department wouldnt have to come help her if she fell.

I too think about the money amber has but she just admitted that she blew alot of it on a phone app and her views are low :/
I guarantee she can’t get into the shower anymore. She was shhhtrugglleeeen to get in the shower 60 elbees ago. They have those sliding glass doors. Maybe she could use the gays’ shower, but there’s no way she’d be able to step over the lip of the tub. She hasn’t had a proper wash in nearly a year. You can believe that.
 
WTF is up with her arm? Is that dirt? Some kind of skin disorder? She looks like one of those people in horror movies who gets a virus and it slowly turns their body into a demonic creature.

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