LET’S GO SWIMMING!!!!! - 8/7/2019 (Day 50 of this 100-Day Nightmare) - we're halfway done, y'all!

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Bath Time!!!!

So, does this confirm the new bed speculation that was around before the vids hit a time warp?

Ok, so the dogs were excited to see you home, but they get excited for the mailman everyday, what about E&R, hmm? This was why anxiety about going home, huh? Whatever fight there was must have been epic.
 
C3PBRO said:
I saw this so you must too.
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Damn, baywatch isn’t what it used to be
 
10547875 said:
Delusionalynn back at it, blaming her mattress for her "waking up like, mm, 8 times" and not the 600+lbs she's constantly fucking lugging around. Insanity.
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We all know her sleep apnea prevents her from getting any real sleep and probably causes her to choke and wake up every hour. She's a fucking idiot.
 
She can get in this low cost alternative to a trip to the lake and kick her giant laygs for 20 minutes a day, that's the start of aerobic exercise that will burn the calories she needs to finally actually lose some weight. If 20 minutes is too much, cut it in half and work up to 20 minutes, once you can do 20, increase it until it's 40, you can do it in five or 10 or whatever minutes sets to add in rest for her overworked heart. Control what you eat and that's the way even a death fat like Amber in her late 20's can extend her life.

So we'll never see this pool used again before it's too cold in the fall to get in there because most of all, Amber's the laziest fat ass alive today documented on kiwifarms.
 
I still find it strange that she sleeps sitting straight up, lol. My tail bone hurts. I'm sure it does. How can she not get treatment for sleep apnea when she's sitting straight up to sleep.
 
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moomoo situashunnn finally?
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touch
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twinkie is all of us.
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Dandruff tiddies
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ugh her skintone
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Aw poor twinkie, always flinching from Albert's touch.
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Adding to her salt collection
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Look at the fucking S P A C E her legs take up!!!!
 
I see she got her yearly bath done.

No wonder her skin and eyes tingle, Ricky probably put few gallons of chlorine into the water to off set the infested skin flakes Amber left in the water.
 
beautiful person said:
The funny thing about that is that she likely just needs a new mattress in general - they wear out faster than most people realize, and she's like 4x normal human weight - but she was so impressed by her hotel's mattress (likely newer and not worn out) that she wants to get literally the same brand.
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I'd reccomend her the Big Fig Mattress brand then.
 
Agoraphobic Bullshit said:
I love how she announces that she doesn't know how to use it, despite written instructions on the container.
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The stupid bitch couldn't outsmart that Japanese soda without watching a YT tutorial and there were written instructions on that as well. I'm going out on a limb and saying that she never learned to follow instructions. She's never shown any evidence of being able to do so in any area of her life so this isn't exactly a revelation.
 
our gorl talking about being back home said:
Now I'm just back to like, monotony.
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because:
  • playing cards against humanity with TWO people
  • unboxing garbage
  • shading your girlfriend through Q&A's
  • going to target
  • waking up at 5pm
  • eating
was such a deviation from your day-to-day life. I would imagine it's going to take a long time to readjust
 
i'm mad at the internet

this bitch will use her massive deformed great redwood tree trunk legs for clickbait full body thumbnails but won't film herself getting in and out of the pool? mmmmmkay
 
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