Lets make a story!!!

[Meat_Puppet]

So much so that Jack forgot about pulling out.

 

[ShittyRecolor]

"Oooga-booga, you're not getting away with this!" moaned Captain Caveman as his prehistoric posterior was filled up with the time travelling deviant's joy juices. "Just wait till my homies Mightor and Rahan get here, they'll show you the true meaning of assrape!"

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Stoic Jack sliced him in half, silencing his howls of laughter, then moved on to his next booty call, Ashi. And the Internet exploded from the salt their heterosexual love generated.

 

[Krieger]

The salt explosion dried up the salt mines of the Tumblr homeworld, a void aching to be filled. Of course, with no salt to fuel their eunuch-driven war machine, only time would tell if there would arise someone to take up the mantle of Tumblr Man.

 

[Meat_Puppet]

Jack was so pleased with his handywork, that he was quite humble.
His cock in hand was slippery, to which he did quite fumble.
But his belly did ache, it quieted and rumbled.
He went to the fridge, and food started to tumble.

 

[ShittyRecolor]

He even found a beautiful Elvis Presley-style sandwich which he immediately began to gobble up. After a few ravenous bites, however, he sensed a weird, stringy barbed texture with his tongue that did not belong there. To his overwhelming horror, the fool's gold loaf was filled with prehistoric pube.

"Payback's a bitch, innit?" Captain Caveman chuckled while shivering in his own blood and Jack's semen.