Let's Sperg Let's Play XCOM Terror From The Deep (Completed) - This is gonna hurt

[TerribleIdeas™]

I wanna be tazed. *sad*

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

I wanna be tazed. *sad*

I'm your huckleberry.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

@Honka Honka Burning Love Hah, one of us called me getting tentacled!

Alright, jokes on Xcom I play Monster Hunter, so I can just keep coming back, round 3.

Given that we are dealing with Underwater Aliens it isn't hard to guess that someone is gonna get a tentacle up their bum.

It is like an All Girls School taking their High School Trip to Japan..you know one of them is spending time with the Hentai Monster.

 

[LullerDerbyRollin]

Given that we are dealing with Underwater Aliens it isn't hard to guess that someone is gonna get a tentacle up their bum.

It is like an All Girls School taking their High School Trip to Japan..you know one of them is spending time with the Hentai Monster.

TBF, between the two of us we had just as much chance to die to friendly fire, nades or tentacles. It's nothing special, it's just funny as Hell it happened to me like we joked about.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

TBF, between the two of us we had just as much chance to die to friendly fire, nades or tentacles. It's nothing special, it's just funny as Hell it happened to me like we joked about.

I think that joke was brought up a few times in the thread too..

The big win for me was getting killed by a shot that wasn't even aimed at me though, it is a great combination of awesome game design with "WTF WOULD YOU DO THAT GAME DEV?"

 

[Plant Aqua Mammal]

Well, at least i survived my first mission, only to die in the second. Bring me back in coach! Plant Pyro Mammal lives to burn aliens even though though we're underwater!

 

[draggs]

Hey I didnt sign up for this one

I've been shanghai'd into some kind of XCOM Forever War here!

Oh well I'm still fighting illegal aliens (literally!)

 

[NerdShamer]

A Tasoth Squad Leader manages to insert the suggestion into Dear Leader's paranoid mind that the payment processors are sabotaging the site's SEO ranking. For real this time

Won't be surprised if someone actually tried this on him.

 

[L50LasPak]

Won't be surprised if someone actually tried this on him.

That's a little reference to the event that got A&H restricted to accounts only. The culprit turned out to be some kind of program marking the site as an unauthorized news aggregator ("plagarism"), but for a week or two Null seemed to really think Big Tech had finally had enough of him.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

That's a little reference to the event that got A&H restricted to accounts only. The culprit turned out to be some kind of program marking the site as an unauthorized news aggregator ("plagarism"), but for a week or two Null seemed to really think Big Tech had finally had enough of him.

Do you really blame him though? If some day we show up and the Farms are gone..I think it would be safe to assume somebody got tired of us being able to say things.

 

[L50LasPak]

Do you really blame him though? If some day we show up and the Farms are gone..I think it would be safe to assume somebody got tired of us being able to say things.

His reaction was understandable, its just kind of hilarious how the event turned out to be a completely non-malicious robot mistaking the website for one of those shithole ad pages that pretend to be news sites.

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

Does your congealified DNA dinner paste taste like angy varmint and bitter disappointment?

With a light sprinkling of surprise that I took one with me. Kind of tastes like old socks.

 

[Mary the Goldsmith]

Didn't mention this before but thank you @Pocket Dragoon for keeping the squad in line after my "heroic" sacrifice, and remember kiwis service guarantees the True & Honest moniker (don't @ me)

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

Guess troons really are a protected class

 

[TerribleIdeas™]

I can't wait for @Honka Honka Burning Love to be recongealed into Honka Honka Badonkadonk.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

I can't wait for @Honka Honka Burning Love to be recongealed into Honka Honka Badonkadonk.

I don't think these Aliens have Badonkadonks to Honka Honk.

 

[JongleJingle]

Wait, did I get cloned or am I on standby? Me confus.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Wait, did I get cloned or am I on standby? Me confus.

Assume Both.

 

[L50LasPak]

Hey I didnt sign up for this one

I've been shanghai'd into some kind of XCOM Forever War here!

Oh well I'm still fighting illegal aliens (literally!)

I put you in when you posted to talk about nuclear torpedoes. I automatically add anyone who replies in the thread.

In retrospect I'll probably need to not do that when I move on to XPiratez.

Wait, did I get cloned or am I on standby? Me confus.

You've been cloned, I just ordered 20 soldiers last time I recruited any and you were kind of close to the bottom of the batch.

 

[not william stenchever]

Holy shit how did I survive when so many frens got blown away right next to me. War truly is hell but my guy seems to really not want to die. inb4 I die getting out of the sub next round.