Let's Players originating from Something Awful - ft. VoidBurger, General Ironicus, Bob Kamoc

[Ghostse]

So Voidburger just mentioned she wants to open a PO box, but is afraid those dang dirty Gamergators trolls might fuck with her through it.

She should just open an Amazon gift list like any other cam whore.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Please be aware that I am paraphrasing what Chip and Ironicus were saying and that Chip's tone was very joke-y about the whole thing. I wouldn't like to insinuate anything about him.

Good point. I should definitely listen to it all before I put others' crazy shit all on his shoulders.

 

[CausticMinory]

I'm sure Void has a Amazon Wishlist though. She's just too busy cleaning toilets working on art and stuff to remember it. But I do think being compared to a camwhores would be the next big step for her soon.

 

[CausticMinory]

Spoiler

I take back what I said earlier, if you get triggered at the THOUGHT of someone disagreeing with you, then maybe you deserve just having randoms mail you shit IN a PO box, instead of putting stuff you want on a list and fear someone questions "Why do you want [x] thing?" cause you might hyperventilate coming up with an answer.

Sorry if that was a-loggy but my god man. For such a "Opinionated female commentator" She sure hates people confronting her about it.

 

[BlueSpark]

VoidBurger gloats at people losing their jobs and being violently attacked for having the wrong political opinions, so people mailing her literal shit would be better than she deserves to be honest.

Though I suspect that the only people that would actually send her weird crap would be her beta orbiters. I'm sure Bob in particular has years of wank tissues he'd like to send.

 

[CrayolaFuckinModelMagic]

There's also a bit where they joke about how they never get too attached to Youtubers they follow just in case they turn out to be pricks.

Sage advice for Retsupurae fans, as it happens.

 

[CausticMinory]

>Implies to be cute
>Implies being a "girl" under 30
>No

 

[A Random]

Why is there a picture of Zoe Quinn on her tweet-oh.

 

[CausticMinory]

Why is there a picture of Zoe Quinn on her tweet-oh.

Brianna Wu was also an acceptable reference.

 

[proteus4994]

I feel like it's kind of a cheap shot to go after peoples' appearances because genetics can be a motherfucker, but I will say that Void is not aging well. She's not horrifically ugly or anything, but she looks like a middle-aged housewife. The "quirky" glasses don't help.

 

[CausticMinory]

Oh didn't mean to rag on her appearance, just the fact that she thinks she's one of "The cute Young Girls" you can't constantly say people are babies compared to you then say your young like them. She doesn't wanna end up like the person she hates the most (Lowtax) with his eternal young mentality until age catches up does she?

 

[DuckSucker]

I feel like it's kind of a cheap shot to go after peoples' appearances because genetics can be a motherfucker, but I will say that Void is not aging well. She's not horrifically ugly or anything, but she looks like a middle-aged housewife. The "quirky" glasses don't help.

Half of it is like, shes taking a selfie (for attention), but she cant even be bothered to TRY to look like she's not miserable. She's not smiling, I know it's a huge feminist issue to tell a girl to smile, but trust me, in this case nobody is doing it because theyre trying to flirt with her or something. I just think usually you smile or try to look happy in your selfies. You dont look like you just rolled out of bed and started your wake and bake routine. Plus she's got the bigass pitcher of Mai Tai so it just almost looks like she's even more depressed. Like she's leaning up against the bar at last call and she's really trying to make it count.

And Im not even saying this to go after her, ALL selfies are taken for attention, especially if youre sharing them and posting them on twitter. Im not being like, Oh she's being an attention whore! But she says she wants to feel cute but cant even be bothered to smile in the selfie and if god forbid any of her followers went "Lookin cute, Void!" she would bite back at them, sass them, and block them. But some of the other part of selfies is that people do indeed put effort into them, in lighting and angles and shit, and you take more than just the first few where and then pick the one where you look most "okay-ish".

I know Im reading way too much into this but you cant tell me that selfie doesnt make her look miserable. I dont think she really looks like she's aging horribly, I agree with you and Im not gonna go after anybody's looks, she just didnt really even bother with it but posted it anyway.

 

[A Random]

I feel like it's kind of a cheap shot to go after peoples' appearances because genetics can be a motherfucker, but I will say that Void is not aging well. She's not horrifically ugly or anything, but she looks like a middle-aged housewife. The "quirky" glasses don't help.

Okay that was mean, but I was more pointing out that she had the same hair color and style as Quinn, at that angle. Ironically, the lack of piercings in the wrong places makes her look less ugly than I made it sound.

 

[proteus4994]

lol, OK, let me clarify. The "cheap shot to go after peoples' appearances" was a preface to me going after Void because of her appearance. I wasn't shitting on any of you. It did sound that way, sorry.

I agree that she wasn't even trying in that selfie. Which is fine, like, not everyone has to try to be super sexy or cute or whatever in their selfies, but when you talk about "all of the cute girls", idk, I'd at least expect an effort.

Edit: I think what I was getting at regarding her appearance was that focusing on what she looks like (and I'm guilty of this) loses focus on what's truly important, namely that she's insufferable and a terrible LPer.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

I don't care what voidburger looks like. Her face doesn't matter. I care that she's a weird asshole.

 

[BlueSpark]

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I think I see why Chip finds her so attractive, now:

He's taken his Metal Gear obsession too far!

 

[proteus4994]

On the topic of GOOD female LPers, anyone happen to know whatever happened to AccountingNightmare? Her DMC LPs were great. I hope she didn't turn out to be a sperg or something.

 

[BlueSpark]

On the topic of GOOD female LPers, anyone happen to know whatever happened to AccountingNightmare? Her DMC LPs were great. I hope she didn't turn out to be a sperg or something.

She still seems to be active:
https://www.youtube.com/user/AccountingNightmare/videos
https://twitter.com/accnightmare?lang=en

 

[Ghostse]

I feel like it's kind of a cheap shot to go after peoples' appearances because genetics can be a motherfucker, but I will say that Void is not aging well. She's not horrifically ugly or anything, but she looks like a middle-aged housewife. The "quirky" glasses don't help.

I think its warranted; she was obviously fishing for complements from her hanger-ons. "I'm just going to make a comment about seeing too many cute girl selfies, and I'm going to post my selfie and boy it sure would be a coincidence if I get a bunch of proto-incels massaging my ego by calling me cute! *wink wink*"

 

[BlueSpark]

Scraping the bottom of the barrel for a boring VoidSperger update:

Spoiler

Chip Cheezum has an autistic Sonic OC, because of course he does. He and VoidBurger have started selling stuff featuring said OC: Here, one of their fans creates an artist’s rendition.

Mental health issues:

They tried to warn us! Replace "Incels" with "Muslims" and this is hate speech:

Retweeting creepy Dorkly writer Tristan Cooper:

VoidBurger mentions watching Drag Race. A fellow retard reminds her that it’s problematic and VoidSperger dutifully virtue signals the correct opinions:

Chip is a weeb faggot:

Harry Potter is problematic, yikes!:

Retweeting anti-incel bandwagoning courtesy of fellow lolcow and STD dispenser Ella Dawson:

Critical health update:

Thank god:

VoidBurger falls for some fake news about Republicans exempting whites from having to complete work to receive Medicaid:

More mental illness, this time because of dogs:

Upset that the rules apply to her:

MASSIVELY DANGEROUS:

Instead of urgently intervening in genocide, VoidBurger just retweets:

That last tweet was particularly bad, people are literally being genocided right now and VoidBurger is doing nothing and retweeting videogame bullshit.