Let's Players originating from Something Awful - ft. VoidBurger, General Ironicus, Bob Kamoc

[Ghostse]

So, next episode, they are gonna have the Rape Tapes on them, prefacing them with "gone too far" and putting a warning in front of the video.

Really wonder what the conversation is going to be.

Also, Voidburger apparently can't handle people trying to help her in a puzzle game, but when she gets a suggestion on how to solve the problem, she essentially says she is too lazy for that.

Maybe youtube commenters phrase things like that because they are sub-human troglodytes who haven't mastered language yet they are talking to other watches, not the person posting the video. Perhaps they find the video poster annoying because she can't conceive of not being the focus of attention, and gets annoyed when she isn't. Just a thought.

Also, apparently, she really hates "Snitch Tagging" (which I didn't know that exists) which is essentially being a pussy about shittalking people on Twitter.

Me: Lol I'm talking shit about someone in a public space.
Also Me: FUCK YOU IF YOU TELL SOMEONE ABOUT MY PUBLIC POST SHITTALKING THEM AND GIVING THEM A CHANCE TO RESPOND! BLOXXED!

 

[Twinkie]

Only read the last 20 pages or so but danm

QueenieZ

That took me back. I had forgotten this LPer's name until I saw it mentioned here.

The Eternal Darkness Sanity's Re-KWEE-um Retusprae was probably one of the biggest, hardiest laughs I had in the entirety of the aughts.
I SO wish that video was still online somewhere

What's that there, a painting by hieronymus boWHOOSH?!

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

Only read the last 20 pages or so but danm

That took me back. I had forgotten this LPer's name until I saw it mentioned here.

The Eternal Darkness Sanity's Re-KWEE-um Retusprae was probably one of the biggest, hardiest laughs I had in the entirety of the aughts.
I SO wish that video was still online somewhere

What's that there, a painting by hieronymus boWHOOSH?!

I think this is it.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Oh boy, I bet Quiet's cutscenes are gonna be fun if Ironicus makes "she breathes through her skin" the hill to die on.

I'll be more forgiving if that happens because Quiet was very obviously crass porn-bait and Kojima's excuse about skin parasites and "when you know her story you'll be ashamed of your words and deeds" were bullshit. You fuckhead japanman, don't tell me she's a deep and inspired character when she presents her ass to the camera every time she's your partner in the helicopter and there's a goddamn sexy shower scene.

 

[ChevroletBlackboard]

I'll be more forgiving if that happens because Quiet was very obviously crass porn-bait and Kojima's excuse about skin parasites and "when you know her story you'll be ashamed of your words and deeds" were bullshit. You fuckhead japanman, don't tell me she's a deep and inspired character when she presents her ass to the camera every time she's your partner in the helicopter and there's a goddamn sexy shower scene.

Fair. Based on how dark Ground Zeroes got, I wonder if Quiet's storyline was cut down from something far darker. Kojima doesn't have a problem doing fucked up things to the waifu-bait (as seen with the Beauty and the Beast team), so that Quiet was the hill he chose to go down on with the "words and deeds" stuff makes me feel like he had to tone it down for the censors.

 

[DONGS.EXE]

Fair. Based on how dark Ground Zeroes got, I wonder if Quiet's storyline was cut down from something far darker. Kojima doesn't have a problem doing fucked up things to the waifu-bait (as seen with the Beauty and the Beast team), so that Quiet was the hill he chose to go down on with the "words and deeds" stuff makes me feel like he had to tone it down for the censors.

The ONLY thing Kojima toned down for the censors were the amount and level of jiggle physics. Having Quiet's boobs bouncing around like a couple of basketballs on a tilt-a-whirl while simply turning her head left or right, and the ability to fuck with Rosemary's boobs during the codec calls in MGS4 (This was a thing right?), was a level of TACTICAL ESPIONAGE REALITY that could only be realistically portrayed in MGSV with the FoxEngine. THANKS KOJIMA

 

[BuckBumble]

Time will tell how long that lasts, though. Chip admits in the Chipod Ironicast that went up yesterday that Phantom Pain will likely run up to eighty episodes (and I assume that's before things like bonus videos or some Metal Gear Online). If I recall, his Peace Walker thread was a ghost town near the end because people just ran out of things to say, so it'll be interesting/saddening to see if Chip and Ironicus can keep it up this time.

Oh I don't read the threads anymore. Just watching the vids.

Peace walker was boring at the end because it's just a boring game to watch someone play for very long.

Thread? What thread? There is no thread. There is only... the LPissZone.
What I'm saying is he skipped out on SA (and the people there got upset over it too) to post on his girlfriend's shitty forum that no one reads.

 

[Blagher]

Fair. Based on how dark Ground Zeroes got, I wonder if Quiet's storyline was cut down from something far darker. Kojima doesn't have a problem doing fucked up things to the waifu-bait (as seen with the Beauty and the Beast team), so that Quiet was the hill he chose to go down on with the "words and deeds" stuff makes me feel like he had to tone it down for the censors.

Well a fan theory at the time was that Quiet was actually Chico, just traumatized by the events of ground zeros. Would have been better than whatever the she ended up being in the game.

 

[proteus4994]

What I'm saying is he skipped out on SA (and the people there got upset over it too) to post on his girlfriend's shitty forum that no one reads.

So the LP Zone is the Tidal of LP forums.

 

[BlueSpark]

So a blog post on C&I's tumblr reveals that Ironicus is trying to get published as a board game DM or something, and he's leeching on the #retsupurae tag to do it:

And he plugged this crap in the LPZone thread, too:

It's been a week and they still don't have 200 retweets:

 

[ChevroletBlackboard]

And we all know there's a fair few goons who would happily RT that if they knew about it, C&I. They're just all on the website that still occasionally gets traffic.

 

[KetchupFornicator]

he's leeching on the #retsupurae tag to do it

Leeching on a tag associated with riffing, by a guy who will never do another riff on anyone again because it conflicts with their current set of morals.

 

[proteus4994]

200 retweets is such an incredibly small number of retweets, JFC. I wonder if we can get this guy to include any sack of shit that gets 200 retweets, because I could probably generate 200 retweets by myself if I put effort into it.

 

[ChevroletBlackboard]

200 retweets is such an incredibly small number of retweets, JFC. I wonder if we can get this guy to include any sack of shit that gets 200 retweets, because I could probably generate 200 retweets by myself if I put effort into it.

Christ, if we wanted to, we could probably push him past 200 retweets ourselves- he's sitting at about 180.

I wonder how Ironicus would feel about that.

 

[DuckSucker]

The real problem with SA LPs is that TaxidermistPasta and VollipopMambo just disappeared from the internet, all their shit got deleted along with google video. I know they saved a few things, there was a .rar floating around but like half of their shit just vanished. They really fucking made LPs. Oh fuck, and Lurkdawg too. They had the fucking dumbest shit humor ever, but that's what LPs were. It was always a fucking circlejerk, thats kind of what made it.

 

[ChevroletBlackboard]

So for anyone wondering, Chip and Ironicus didn't really say much during the Paz scenes at the end of Ground Zeroes beyond pure disgust at what's happening on a gore level. Chip laments at one point that he wishes he was recording the Japanese version of the game since its version of the scene was more censored.

 

[PLB]

So a blog post on C&I's tumblr reveals that Ironicus is trying to get published as a board game DM or something, and he's leeching on the #retsupurae tag to do it:

So basically that game is an expanded version of laws out which gnome one of the 6 feats under cast members wrote like 4 years ago and they did a podcast of the game which i think was pretty good at least at the time. I dont know how much it is exactly being expanded by besides adding more settings but i personally made my own setting for the game (a spaceship crew sci-fi setting called The Black) in like a couple days, its not a difficult thing to do.

 

[BlueSpark]

So for anyone wondering, Chip and Ironicus didn't really say much during the Paz scenes at the end of Ground Zeroes beyond pure disgust at what's happening on a gore level. Chip laments at one point that he wishes he was recording the Japanese version of the game since its version of the scene was more censored.

They haven't gotten to the rape tapes, yet:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYrnW2xB5bA

Edit: Diabetus is back and he and Slowbeef made their first Retsutalk in forever:

Also, Slowbeef decided to give people some workplace advice (make a list of accomplishments and use that list to boost your morale and as leverage with your superiors):

Someone responds by saying that they hate late-stage capitalism, and Slowbeef replies that they need to knock that off and his advice has nothing to do with that. He's them given a warning shot by one of his leftist friends and promises to think more carefully in the future:

Careful, Slowbeef.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Communists are pissed at beef for saying "Make a list of your accomplishments." But not angry at him for playing vidya all day?

What a world.

 

[Ebonic Tutor]

Communists are pissed at beef for saying "Make a list of your accomplishments." But not angry at him for playing vidya all day?

What a world.

Well, their list of accomplishments don't really exist and he's making them realize that. So some animosity is expected.