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That's gold but it was a different one I was thinking, he had a webcam pointed at his bed pretty much and it looked like there was a thong on there that you and someone kept commenting on for nearly 30 minutes trying to figure out why he would do that. Turned out to be a Texas Longhorn pillow he had. Anyway I don't want to try and derail this further.

Yeah, as someone else said, that was Clownbirth. Someone saved some of the Peggle videos but I think this one is lost to the sands of time.

When I get my old computer set up, I'll check and see if possibly this one is still on my hard drive. Almost definitely not, but I'll check. I think I was the one who recorded it but I'm not sure.
 
So apparently, Slowbeef pretty much spilled the beans on why they don't do real Retsupurae (as in, someone's shitty let's play) anymore after someone asked if the next vid he's uploading is a "real" Retsupurae.

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I personally respect it because people have gotten mad at them for retsupuraing others such as people from Creatures like Kootra and Sheamus. (archive)
 
The amount of hate Beef's wife gets honestly baffles me.
She is way funnier than Beef imo. It's not too surprising since people can't seem to tell the difference between voidburger, cherrydoom, snarkcookie and beef's wife. I think a lot of retsupurae fans are just fans of that channel judging by subscriber count. Retsupurae has almost 4 times the amount compared to slowbeef himself. So most people would never see the streams he did/does(?) with his wife and only hear rumors and think she's like voidburger. I think some people even thought voidburger and beef were together once. Stupid gossip about let's players. Sad.
 
I think some people even thought voidburger and beef were together once.
Yeah, this was a rumor a while back. I do think it was silly of VB and Chip to hide their relationship, but when VB says part of the reason why was because she'd been accused of having sex with every guy she'd worked with, that's not too far off the mark. If I remember right, I want to say what happened was that VB was going to some kind of convention or event that was near where Beef lives and crashed at his place, and people gossiped that either they slept together that night, or that they'd already been having an affair and that's why she stayed over.
 
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If I remember right, I want to say what happened was that VB was going to some kind of convention or event that was near where Beef lives and crashed at his place, and people gossiped that either they slept together that night, or that they'd already been having an affair and that's why she stayed over.

I believe this because hardcore LP fans are exactly the demographic who wouldn't understand what a "female friend" is.
 
Apparently slowbeef can't get over his age old pewdiepie obsession, he really just has to psychoanalyze the guy (context: PDP made a video on why big youtubers burn out because another big youtuber jackspetictank or something said he's tired). Featuring local adult manbaby Klepeck:
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Oh just those damn youtubers wait, that LPer blue wave is coming any time now! And they'll make soooo much more money too!
I'm not sure he's been paying much attention to American comedy lately given 90% is lowest common denominator political shitflinging.
 
Wow, he's still flagrantly mad he didn't make the big bucks for his mediocre LPs from back when he did them and was less likely to give a shit about not pissing off sex offenders or something. And Slowbeef's LPs were mediocre; I will keep dogging him for DSPing his way through the Prime Trilogy; right down to handholding when things go wrong.
 
Wow, he's still flagrantly mad he didn't make the big bucks for his mediocre LPs from back when he did them and was less likely to give a shit about not pissing off sex offenders or something. And Slowbeef's LPs were mediocre; I will keep dogging him for DSPing his way through the Prime Trilogy; right down to handholding when things go wrong.
OT but you think DSP can be made to play Metroid Prime 2? He would ragequit so hard
 
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OT but you think DSP can be made to play Metroid Prime 2? He would ragequit so hard
Pigroach ditches most games nowadays due to no one giving him money and views (plus it's Nintendo), so yeah.

I'm just finding the sour grapes from the guy who really was carried by his peers funny.
 
Pigroach ditches most games nowadays due to no one giving him money and views (plus it's Nintendo), so yeah.

I'm just finding the sour grapes from the guy who really was carried by his peers funny.
I meant with even money DSP would ragequit, Prime 2 is definitely harder than 1 or 3 (two version of the worlds, health draining most of the game in Dark Aether, managing resource for both additional energy shots, some of the bosses are just not fun to fight, oh and finding the keys to unlock Dark Aether version of the temple to fight the king of the Ings and the only hints to their locations is scanning corpses in Light Aether)
 
Apparently slowbeef can't get over his age old pewdiepie obsession, he really just has to psychoanalyze the guy (context: PDP made a video on why big youtubers burn out because another big youtuber jackspetictank or something said he's tired). Featuring local adult manbaby Klepeck:
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Oh just those damn youtubers wait, that LPer blue wave is coming any time now! And they'll make soooo much more money too!
I'm not sure he's been paying much attention to American comedy lately given 90% is lowest common denominator political shitflinging.

PDP, through either luck, skill or some combination of both, was the master of the YT algorithims for a long time, and is probably still up there in terms of knowing what actually works w/r/t promoting/getting promoted... for the next couple of months till google fucks with it again.
I guess what I'm saying is while he's still a moron, I'd pay much more attention to what that fjordnigger has to say about things related to the business than Slowbeef's blovations.

And "You shouldn't say nigger, jesus this so bad" is the CURRENT YEAR+2 version of the 90s/Aughts "just saying nigger and/or gay with zero context". Dumb lazy humor for people who want to be dumb and lazy, except now they're adding preachy to the equation.
 
IMO Slowbeef can't stand Pewdiepie because he's jealous. Pewds is a young, handsome, charismatic guy who's made ridiculous amounts of money off an idea many people credit Slowbeef for. I'm sure Beef feels some level of resentment for that. Pewds has also gotten into trouble many times for his edgy behavior so it's easy to mask jealousy as indignation over rape jokes and racist humor.
 
Wow, he's still flagrantly mad he didn't make the big bucks for his mediocre LPs from back when he did them and was less likely to give a shit about not pissing off sex offenders or something. And Slowbeef's LPs were mediocre; I will keep dogging him for DSPing his way through the Prime Trilogy; right down to handholding when things go wrong.

This post made me realise how much more money DSP has made from playing videogames than slowbeef and I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry.
 
IMO Slowbeef can't stand Pewdiepie because he's jealous. Pewds is a young, handsome, charismatic guy who's made ridiculous amounts of money off an idea many people credit Slowbeef for. I'm sure Beef feels some level of resentment for that. Pewds has also gotten into trouble many times for his edgy behavior so it's easy to mask jealousy as indignation over rape jokes and racist humor.

I'd say that if he's jealous of anything about PDP, it'd be the fact that he can say whatever the hell he wants and not get chastised for it. I have a really difficult time believing that Slowbeef actually buys into the idea of political correctness given the commentary on some of his old videos before socjus became prominent.
 
I dunno, he had like at least 3 or 4 trannies on stream lately. In fact I've never seen someone surrounded by so many troons when he has absolutely nothing in common with them.
Just give a listen to "Emily" here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MEsBTykmRk

Also, guest number 2, PsychoticEyeball is, as usual, a completely deranged white knight. Like, I have never seen someone so fucking pathetically defending digital women.
For context, just around the 13 minute mark, the protagonist of the game gets the ability to distract people with money. The tutorial uses some nearby. PE immediately tries to launch into a tirade of "the game is saying women are gullible and just want money!" before it has you use it on some nearby thugs as well. He continues with the embarrassing tirades all throughout the thing (you can gamble on wrestling catfights and he basically accuses people who use this system of being rapists).
 
I dunno, he had like at least 3 or 4 trannies on stream lately. In fact I've never seen someone surrounded by so many troons when he has absolutely nothing in common with them.
Just give a listen to "Emily" here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MEsBTykmRk

Oh for fucks sake, PA_Master is also a tranny now?? Jesus christ what the fuck is the deal with like everyone in that community "transitioning". Can't wait for TieTuesday to do it as well, though he's already pretty fucking shit since he's also so deep into all that garbage.
 
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