Let's Players originating from Something Awful - ft. VoidBurger, General Ironicus, Bob Kamoc

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General Ironicus's twitter/X feed is jarring because he'll retweet some misery porn about Palestinians being genocided and it's sandwiched in between manchild consumer bullshit:

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Btw was that TrannyBurger bikini picture from when she went on a beach holiday with her parents, without Chip, in Slowbeef's state lol (I hope I'm getting the details right)
That was one of the things that made me suspicious about their relationship, though I had already been for a while at that point. I really do think that Slowbeef and VoidBurger want to fuck each other and may even have done so at this point.
 
in Slowbeef's state lol (I hope I'm getting the details right)
She did said later that month that they were hanging out with an "older Jersey dude" when talking about someone selling meatballs. For the record, the original bikini pic was July 1st

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There's also a leg shot the same day where you can see bruises on her right thigh and knee

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Your observations on she being skinny fat might be true in the end @Ghostse, she posted about losing weight before the bikini shot so it might be just flabby skin


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Your observations on she being skinny fat might be true in the end @Ghostse, she posted about losing weight before the bikini shot so it might be just flabby skin


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You mother fucker why do you do this to me what did I ever do to you.

Ok, this (less) photoshopped (and thankfully better clothed) picture makes a lot of the Voidkini make more sense. In short, in the bikini shot she really went to town with that AI-blend tool to try to look slim.

Just to start out I want to point out again that (thankfully) void has completely obscured her face with a phone. Why. Why would you do this. I can understand if you're taking general thottery pics for like dating apps where you don't want people from the app to recognize you on the street. But this your own personal pictures, Void isn't a vtuber or some pop idol. Why are you doing the world a favor by making it so no one can see your face?
answer: because void gets off on the attention of "you're so hot. here's a cumtribute" and knows that her unfortunate horseface would mean only zoofuckers,furries, and bronies would leave creepy messages about how they want to taste her boobsweat. Not even Chip is ok with being cucked by a brony.

Also void. Honey. the dark roots look does not become you. While the much more light heair help hide your exposed scalp from your thinning hair it just makes the dark roots more visible. It looks like you have a 6-head and Frankstein's hairline. Seek professional help (from a stylist.)

Anyway, skipping down to the waist you can see void has a bit of a paunch. This is normal a normal part of hitting the wall and when you're at Voidburgers age that's normal unless you are taking extraordinary measures to prevent it. You can see that paunch in the shadow just above the viewers-right belt loop. To the viewers-right of that you can see the lightening again as the light catches the bony protrusions of her pelvic girdle. before continuing around to Void's critically endangered/extinct-in-the-wild ass.

Around the-viewers left belt loop theres an area that might have been shopped but the resolution is (thankfully) too low to be sure.

But you can tell the Voidkini pic has been shooped to the woop and back. So you can see in this pic that void's navel is... fucked up a bit. With the way she's twisting and her paunch, its pointing way off center becasue its "elevated" and "turned". Now look at Voidkini where she has used the AI Blend tool to try to hide her gut hanging over the waistband of her bottoms and instead made it look like she has a case of vitiligo. She's removed the shine-shadow from her paunch and tried to blend away the "loaf" where it spills over. This makes her navel look fucked up and offcenter.
And now that I'm looing again (fuck you @Pepe Cortisona I hope you get an infected boil on your taint) you can see there is a shadow down from the inner corner of the her-left cup of the top which would be where the paunch started. And now that I see that, I can see in the center that flabby wrinkly weight loss skin. Which is something I cannot now unsee. (@Pepe Cortisona I hope that infected boil on your taint turns out to be cancer. But you know, the 'caught it early' kind. Like they were lancing your taint boil and caught the tumor before it really got going.)

Anyway, Void isn't fit but she's not a landwhale. Very skunny fat, but not really to a notable degree. In fact the only reason to really bring up her catmom paunch is because she is very clearly insecure about it the point she's shooping it out in bikini pics she posts for pats on her totally absent ass.

Also just let me say
clean your fucking mirror make your fucking bed clean your fucking mirror make your fucking bed clean your fucking mirror make your fucking bed clean your fucking mirror make your fucking bed clean your fucking mirror make your fucking bed clean your fucking mirror make your fucking bed if you have time to be taking and posting truckstop hooker craigslist erotic encounters photos of yourself to try to get some attention because you aren't attracted to Chip's beta soy ass anymore you have time to clean your fucking mirror make your fucking bed so clean your fucking mirror make your fucking bed
 
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A Giant Bomb fan has somehow only recently noticed that the site is staffed by manchild pervert morons and had a big whine about it on ResetEra and reddit (reddit shown below):

Some tranny that works at Giant Bomb responds. I don't know anything about Giant Bomb so I can't explain what anyone is jabbering about here, but the tranny seems to be downplaying the issue (autogynophiles are notoriously good at understanding what is and isn't appropriate male behaviour and how to behave around women).
Then VoidBurger, like the backstabbing BPD bitch she is, decides to attack her old coworkers by moaning about how hard it was being a woman at Giant Bomb, complaining about some petty bs that apparently didn't even happen (some simp corrects her about it).
"Burgin" is VoidBurger's reddit account btw:
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On a completely unrelated note, did you know that VoidBurger has been called "difficult" at "every job [she's] ever had" (and also that she's so stupid that she blatantly falls for planted pro-Kammala Harris propaganda articles)?

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Does anyone know what the best lubricant in Finnland is? The best SEX lubricant that is?

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A Giant Bomb fan has somehow only recently noticed that the site is staffed by manchild pervert morons and had a big whine about it on ResetEra and reddit (reddit shown below):


"Another incident is when they were watching the Infinity Nikki trailer, Dan asked if this game was a fetish thing and Jan said it probably was."
I'm not going to say this is a fetish game but I'm pretty sure if you are out of your teen and playing this, and especially if you are guy (in a dress or not) it's a fetish game.
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Skinwalking like that is definitely not beating the charges of using the little anime girl dress up game as fap fuel.
Fuck you @Pepe Cortisona how do you like it?[/spoiler]
I can't tell if Tranny or just fugly. But given video games are involved and it makes a big deal about "Men objectifying" it for dressing like year old girl cosplayer, and ready to accept low-effort stream tranny as a Real Woman, I'm going to assume that's a tranny
edit: oh wait look at it with that door in frame. yeah that's a looming lumbering tranny. lol. No wonder its so butt hurt about being called out for fetish little girl dress up games.


Does anyone know what the best lubricant in Finnland is? The best SEX lubricant that is?

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Chip's poor bussy being used as the test subject for Dr. Voidburger's lube experiments.
 
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Some tranny that works at Giant Bomb responds. I don't know anything about Giant Bomb so I can't explain what anyone is jabbering about here, but the tranny seems to be downplaying the issue (autogynophiles are notoriously good at understanding what is and isn't appropriate male behaviour and how to behave around women).
Then VoidBurger, like the backstabbing BPD bitch she is, decides to attack her old coworkers by moaning about how hard it was being a woman at Giant Bomb, complaining about some petty bs that apparently didn't even happen (some simp corrects her about it).
"Burgin" is VoidBurger's reddit account btw:
Giantbomb used to be a highly respected Video Game Journalism outlet until roughly 2020, primarily because there was a real core that people liked when the site launched in ~2008 (Jeff Gerstmann, Vinny, Ryan, Brad, Drew, and Alex) stemming from the 2007 version of Gamergate - where Gerstmann was fired from Gamespot for giving a game that had sponsored the magazine a low score.

Long term though - they never could find or hire the "right" people to keep it going - Austin Walker (Waypoint) and Patrick Klepek (Waypoint, whatever AIDS turned into waypoint) worked there, Ryan died, and everyone else was generally mediocre to bad and never really meshed with what Giantbomb was. Another thing that Giantbomb couldn't keep going was trajectory - as they've been bought and sold like ~5 times over and each time there is a "shakeup" when it happens. Thought this period they would lose Drew Scanlon and Dan Rykert.

It got extremely bad when they couldn't even keep the shitty employees on staff (aka Abby and Ben) who both allegedly voluntarily left and morale was so bad that Vinny, Brad, and Alex broke off and spun up their own website - leaving Giantbomb's "core" to be just Jeff Gerstmann. The parent company scrambled to try and fix it but they couldn't - and in that mess of "let's just grab anyone who says yes" is where Voidburger got hired, ruined a bunch of things, then was fired. She's notably one of the least popular GB alum and is seemingly mad about it because working at Giantbomb used to open a lot of doors before it's huge decline.

One of the hallmark features of Giantbomb was the annual Game of the Year discussion - which for most years was extremely long and often brutal - as it the format was just talking through all of the games in various categories and arguing nonstop about what belongs where. This format took a beating for years as the tougher founders cycled out and newer hires wandered in but Voidburger was the first one to try and go "I don't want to discuss Immortality because I think it's icky" and it went over extremely poorly to basically everyone. You might be thinking "Why would you have a problem with themes of Sex or Women in Peril if you're a huge fan of Silent Hill games?" but don't think too hard about it - it's different OK.

Jeff Gerstmann had a secret year long fight with the new management team that wound up with him quitting/getting fired in '22 and then the new ownership scrambled to try and salvage Giantbomb by firing most of the staff (including Void) and then grabbing Dan Rykert back as "Creative Director" and throwing a bunch of ex-CNET, Gamespot, etc people at it.
 
A few weeks ago VoidBurger was asking Finnish people on reddit whether needing a massive amount of drugs to be even barely functional would cause issues while she's living in Finnland:

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Both the images she linked as a single image:

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VoidBurger claims in that post that the reason that she's a pathetic drug addict is because of a lack of sick days, despite being mostly unemployed the last decade and her most recent "job" being talking about videogames for a couple of hours a day for Giant Bomb.
Also lol at how passive aggressive she is when Finnish people tell her she doesn't need all that crap for mild nausea and that if she's actually sick she should go to a doctor.

Someone in the comments points out that she doesn't need those tablets with a billion different drugs in them when she could just use paracetamol. VoidBurger responds with some passive aggressive bullshit and the Finns downvote her to hell lol:

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Archive of that reddit thread:

Anyway, earlier today VoidBurger was advocating for legalizing marijuana in Finnland, being the most stereotypical loud-mouthed American and passive aggressively implying that Finnish people are backwards for not legalizing the heckin' wholesome weedarino:

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VoidBurger knows how to "improve" Finnish culture, she's basically an expert on how great widespread drug abuse is for society

People push back on drug use being great for society, giving an example of a kid that was heavily using marijuana and it badly affected his mental health. Doctor VoidBurger weighs in to give her expert medical opinion:

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Doctor TrannySperger explains that marijuana is good because it's fun and relaxing, unlike dangerous things like coffee (all of us that read this thread know how fun and relaxed VoidBurger is):

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Factchecking this stupid, drug addicted cunt's claims:
It blows my mind that people like VoidBurger spend so much time whining about their mental health issues and all the medication they take but then they advocate for other people to be as fucked up as they are, she really does have the tranny mindset. She's been in Finnland like 10 minutes and she's already working to fuck up their country.
 
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A little while ago TrannyBurger got clocked, then tried to correct the person that they're "cis" and got a warning from twitter/X that "cis" is a slur.
Also, recently she was wondering why her Bluesky bikini selfie didn't entice more people over there (???)
Do these retards not understand how pathetic it is to constantly whine about hating twitter and shilling Bluesky whilst posting on twitter?? All these retards do this and it's so embarrassing; anyone that wanted to follow you to Bluesky would have done it by now, you imbeciles.
Oh also that picture is from their wedding, which Slowbeef was a guest to and probably banged VoidBurger at
Fucking incredible. It's such a good troll.
 
Weed is likely to get legalized in Finland if only because Germany did it and everything Germany does is eventually going to filter down to the rest of the EU as the years go on. That said, the drug of choice in Finland is still Amphetamines. That said, I fully expect Voidburger to start complaining about how bad the rents are in Helsinki and having to actually get a real prescription from the municipal doctor for the pharmaceuticals she wants over the counter.
 
VoidBurger is now having a full-on tantrum regarding drug users:

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Have you ever considered that functional drug addicts exist and that they have large and heckin' wholesome boardgame collections? Btw ketamine isn't so bad, you've just been fed propaganda.
In what way does society being full of drug addicts affect you, huh????
 
VoidBurger is now having a full-on tantrum regarding drug users:

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Have you ever considered that functional drug addicts exist and that they have large and heckin' wholesome boardgame collections? Btw ketamine isn't so bad, you've just been fed propaganda.
In what way does society being full of drug addicts affect you, huh????
If I wasn't against the legalization of weed already, I would be after reading her comments about it.
 
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