Let's write a Family Guy episode!

[wrangled tard]

Family Guy is so bland and predictable that I think we can do a better job. This is a blatant rip off of that one other thread but I don't care. I'll start:

Hey Louis, remember that time when...

 

[Negilum]

nigger

 

[YourMommasBackstory]

was born

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

-pratfall-

 

[BingBong]

hey peter lololololololol

 

[Spl00gies]

"Peee-tahhhh!"

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

HEY ETER IT'S ME JOE

 

[Wendy Carter]

Erhmagerd, Lois!

 

[Nguyen Van Phuoc]

Shut up Meg

 

[Lurkio]

*insert a 3-4 minute song segment that comes out of nowhere and isn't that funny*

 

[Maskull]

Ham-fisted pop culture reference

 

[La Luz Extinguido]

Seams like you're trying to write a manatee gag, not an actual episode.

 

[Lurkio]

"Hey Lois, look! It's the giant chicken! Now the writers don't have to worry about thinking up any jokes or story for a good 1/3 of this episode and can get high in the break room while the animators work on a fight scene instead! Neheeheheheheh!"

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Giggity-giggity!

 

[Jason Wynn]

Something something memba 80s tv? Something something pop culture reference. Something something Meg is gross, Chris is dumb, Stewie is gay, Brian is a fedora tipping atheist. Insert Peter's re.tard laugh. Credits.

 

[JULAY]

"You think that's bad? Remember the time I something something with the other thing?"

 

[The Last Stand]

Take a Golden Age Simpsons episode and copy it with Family Guy characters.

Add unnecessary detail towards animation.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

*self-indulgent musical number*

 

[The Pink Panther]

Stewie: DAMN IT, BRIAN! I'M TRYING TO FUCK YOU! LET ME DO IT!

Brian: Stewie, that's big gay.

 

[Cheemsburbger]

*weird Meg torture scene*