Let's write a Family Guy episode!

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

*Stupid movie reference #1,567*

 

[Quijibo69]

"Insert unfunny cut away gag here"

 

[Jmz_33]

Brian the dog comes out as gay. This is some how becomes the B plot for the entire episode and is never brought up ever again.

 

[Pissmaster]

PETER: "Oh man, this sucks worse than that time I tried to make meth out in the desert"

*cut to Peter in the desert in front of the RV from Breaking Bad, wearing only his tighty whities and shoes, while holding a gun*

PETER: "Oohhh, I don't feel so good..."

*Peter grimaces and lets out a nasty, squeaky fart that goes on for 45 solid seconds*

*Peter gasps for air*

*Peter grimaces once again and resumes his fart, going on for another 50 seconds*

PETER: "....heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh... aww crap, that was a wet one"

 

[lil bitch]

(an actor reference no one gets)
(cutaway to cutaway with actor no one knows)
laugh! please! please laugh!!!!

 

[Jmz_33]

> Jokes about how their show is garbage

> Continues to be garbage

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

This:

 

[I Exist]

*Insert unfunny joke about Joe being crippled here lol*

 

[The Sauce Boss]

Meg shows up on screen, is berated. and never appears again for the rest of the episode.

 

[Stoneheart]

cut to clip of peter as doctor house

 

[UnKillFill]

Hey Lois, remember the time we said we were going to cut back on the gay jokes?

 

[LazloChalos]

*Nazi reference*
*Sexual perversion*
*Fat laughter*
*"Hind sight being 20/20" presented as wokeness*

 

[Jewthulhu]

 

[Captain Chromosome]

Brian gives another speech about how weed is oppressed by Big Paper. Stewie then smokes weed, then a 5-minute still of him sitting blazed on the couch.

 

[Preferred Penne]

"I am doing a thing that is stereotypical of things that people like me do and you should laugh at me because I am doing that thing!"

 

[Autismo Jones]

peter:the reminds me of that time when meg got a sex change operation

 

[wrangled tard]

"Joke" that leaves it vague is to whether or not people can hear Stewie, despite all the times they have directly responded to him.

 

[Monsieur Guillotine]

"Hey Lois, let's interrupt the jokes for a minute and face the screen, while the writers soapbox directly through our mouths!"

"Hey Lois, let's take jabs at the writing of our own show, like its shittiness is actually ironic!"

"Hey Lois, let's change gears all of a sudden and attempt to take our show seriously, in spite of everything we did to destroy any semblance of seriousness we had left!"

 

[lil bitch]

hey lois, lets make fun of other better, more interesting shows, because they've gotten more awards and praise than Family Guy has and we're PISSED about that

 

[Preferred Penne]

Let's make Quagmire a sympathetic character despite being a serial rapist.