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The transphobic history of the N-word.

Every second Joe Biden doesn't give us reparations for slavery, a kitten dies.

Why I threw an anal-vore-fetish coming-out party for my friends and family
 
The Unbelievable Trans-Erasure Of The Original Star Trek Pilot

Sounding With My Harry Potter Wand TV Remote Made Me Feminist

Looking At Watermelon Is Stealing Black Culture

Cis Men Are Committing Suicide By The Millions (And Why That's A Good Thing)

White People Thinking The N-Word In Rap Lyrics Killed George Floyd
 
How Anal Fisting Gave Me The Courage To Reconnect With My Estranged Children

My Three Month Old Is Trans: How Embracing My New Son As My New Daughter Taught Me Why Black Lives Matter

What Is Poop Play And How Can It Enhance Your Marriage?

The Supermarket Is Full Of Microaggressions: How Red Potatoes, Yellow Corn and Black Beans Encourage Racism

My Penis Is Female But I Am Male: A Guide to Bigendered Identity

Why I'm Raising My Sons To Worship My Vagina

Why Our Schools Need Dilation Rooms

Why GamerGate Is Responsible For The Murder Of George Floyd
 
Yes, I do in fact use my own semen in my cooking. What semen can do for you

The sexist dress codes women politicians have to abide by and why people like Kirsten Sinema are breaking stereotypes

I let my children play with my sex toys while I work from home. A guide on how to remove the stigma around sex in your family

President Biden’s subtle transphobia and how it’s a white supremacist dog whistle

I feed my husband flies I catch in the house without his knowledge, and he likes it

I free bleed around the house— why it’s empowering and sexy

I tried putting crystals in my vagina like Gwyneth Paltrow recommended in order to cleanse my chakras— here are my results
 
How Playing Fortnite With My Son Helped Me Come Out As Trans

I Gave My Wife HIV And It Saved Our Marriage

Female Blumpkins Aren't Just Empowering, They May Just Save Us From Climate Change

I'm A Black Autistic Lesbian Mountain Climber. Here's 10 Things You Should Know Before Approaching Me At Base Camp
 
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I got harassed by Neo-Nazis after coming out as trans on Facebook— combatting hate speech in the modern world

How hooking up with my boss behind my partner’s back saved our marriage

Yes, you can be trans and straight— a guide on how to combat transphobia online

10 ways Islam is a feminist religion and why Islamophobes are wrong about Islam

I grew up in a fundamentalist cult, now I’m a trans witch that does sex work

How my OnlyFans account helped de-radicalize the Alt-Right

Nonbinary people don’t owe you thinness— an essay on the fatphobia in the nonbinary community
 
BDSM has many elements of white supremacy that are not being addressed and why BDSM needs to be more inclusive of BIPOC

Gay men can like vaginas and other reasons why the gender binary is passé

The powerful statement of Black queer men wearing dresses and how it helps dismantle white supremacy and homophobia

My manager told me to cover up because he stares at my boobs— slut-shaming in the workplace and how it’s misogynistic

Why all criticism of Kamala Harris is rooted in misogynoir

Women are starting their own breweries to combat the male-dominated beer industry and I am here for it

Why shaming male identifying people for having micro-penises is rooted in transphobia

Black men actually aren’t bigger in bed and other sex myths debunked— confessions of a woman that’s had sex with over 50 men

I gave my partner Hepatitis C and our love is stronger than ever now

Women identifying people have started this trend of taking their partners with them to abortion clinics— why this is a good bonding experience for couples
 
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We need to talk about the internalized heteronormativity gay men display against bugchasers

The case for zoophiliac marriage

The powerful statement of schizophrenics denied service in the military

Sociopath shaming is bigoted and needs to stop
 
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