Let's write titles of Catparty-style articles - Or a few sentences from an opening paragraph.

[TFT-A9]

How Can You Call Yourself a Trans Ally When You Won't Even Eat Her Poop?

 

[mario if smoke weed]

"How fucking children teaches body positivity and empowerment"
"Here's how communism could've saved St. George Floyd"
"Fentanyl is good for you, college studies show"
"What middle school drag races taught me about pre-teen sexuality"
"Here's why single men should become transwomen's sex slaves"
"Senators suggest passing bill legalizing incestual relationships, here's how it can improve society"

Here's some good ones you might see in a few years.

 

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My husband and I both cheated on each other with the same man and now we’re in a open relationship— why open relationships are good for a long-lasting marriage

I got pregnant in order to know what an abortion feels like—abortion myths debunked

White women shouldn’t date or marry Black men— the problematic nature of white women in relationships with Black men

Meet this trans rabbi that is breaking down the sexist elements of Judaism in order to make it more fit for the modern world

Yes, you are a white supremacist for supporting Israel— an American Jew’s perspective on the settler colonialism in Israel

I’m a Muslim sex worker that does OnlyFans to support myself— why Allah approves

Allah is nonbinary and supports LGBTQIA+ people— debunking myths about homophobia in Islam

Being fat, queer, and BIPOC is revolutionary— the importance of fat liberation in queer theory and why intersectionality is so important

My husband stopped wearing masks in public, so I filed for divorce— why cutting people out of your life during this pandemic is healing

I’m trans and nonbinary and J.K. Rowling’s transphobia can’t stop me from living my wonderfully queer life in London

I joined a Discord that later turned into a Nazi recruitment center— how I survived online white supremacy

 

[Dysnomia]

Why I Love My Wife's Penis

Why I Love My Husband's Clitoris

Gynecomastia Helped Me Come Out As Trans

I'm A White Transwoman With Gynecomastic Breasts. Why My Natural Breast Privilege Is Hurting Transwomen Of Color

I'm A Transwomen With Gynecomastia And I Am Breastfeeding My Baby

 

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My artwork has helped convert Tr*mp supporters to progressivism— how fetish art sends a powerful message to the Alt-Right

This fat black trans womxn stood naked in New York City to make a powerful statement about black trans bodies, vulnerability, and sexuality

My husband pretends to be Trump during sex and it turns me on— Help!

Sex in nursing homes and why our views on sexuality are ageist— you heard me right, your grandparents still get it on

I cook with bugs and my own semen—adventures in eating fun and why everyone should try it

I made sourdough bread with my own vaginal discharge— it tasted great

“You should get pawccinated”—how doggo talk can help others to get the vaccine through laughter and joy

The dislike of cats is rooted in sexism, and the dislike of Black cats is rooted in white supremacy— how to make pet ownership intersectional for all creatures

Pap smears turn me on, so I became an OBGYN— lesbian adventures in keeping women safe

My husband had an affair with our nanny, and I did too— why polyamorous relationships are the future

The cultural appropriation of white people eating avocados and quinoa— how white supremacy shows up in food and exploits BIPOC

 

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Catparty articles continued:

Ben&Jerry’s ice cream is the anti-racist and anti-capitalist brand the world needs

President Biden made a boom boom in his pants and helped bring attention to gastrointestinal issues elderly people have in a brave way

Ways you can help support AJ+ after the IDF terrorist attack without being antisemitic

Why the White House doggos Champ and Major are impawtent for the average Joe (pun intended)

Bernie Sanders is the GILF we need because he’s an economic daddy and undeniably sexy

My girlfriend breastfeeds me while wearing a Hillary Clinton mask while our baby is asleep—it is the most erotic thing I’ve experienced

The secretly Alt-Right aspects of gym bros and gym bro culture

Anal sex is for everyone— the magic of how anal transcends the gender binary and conventional sexuality

The rich already contribute billions in tax dollars, its high time we tax those making $60K
a year more

Black people have already contributed more to the American economy than everyone else combined— white people, it’s time to pay up

The Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) was a feminist that helped increase women’s rights wherever he went—why Islam is one of the best religions for women

All Abrahamic religions and people that follow them experience cognitive dissonance and use a myriad of logical fallacies— the infallible argument as to why the Abrahamic God isn’t real

My husband loves puppy play and I’m a full-time catgirl that does OnlyFans—why our marriage works

All men are glorified sperm donors—straight women, stop falling for their tricks and forge a life away from toxic masculinity

My ten year-old daughter said I whine too much and left me for her dad instead—why I’m okay with that

The toxic parenting trend of telling your kid “no”— the argument for free-range parenting

No, drag queens aren’t trying to turn your kids trans—the toxic online right-wing conspiracy theory of trans kids and how that hurts trans rights

Kamala Harris is the auntie that Black women need— an interview with Kamala Harris from her favorite foods to how she encourages young Black girls to reach for the stars

Yes, the government is often wrong, but Biden’s COVID response is spot-on and helps show why trusting the government is a good thing in the end

 

[Fetish Roulette]

Roleplay for all: why high fursuit prices exclude People of Color

The racist history of ice cream, and what we can do about it

Committing crimes and African liberation

Two moms, five dads, and a chinchilla: my experience in a polyamorous household

How rising Nintendo prices prove the exploitation of the working class

 

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Why making your husband cook for you is the most feminist thing you can do

Double chins are beautiful and why making fun of them is fatphobic

Straight men, it’s time to get rid of your toxic masculinity and embrace dresses— How straight men bending the binary can help LGBTQ+ acceptance while confronting toxic masculinity

Historians have come to the conclusion that the Founding Fathers would not approve of Trump

Why Biden is the FDR of our time— Debunking the myth that Biden has not accomplished much

We must end the filibuster to protect abortion rights— The feminist case for ending the filibuster

The case for gender neutral saunas and spas— Let us embrace nudity for all while breaking the gender binary

This queer BIPOC photographer captures the joy of gender confirmation surgeries through powerful photos

How supporting President Biden is the most patriotic thing you can do right now

President Biden is taking a strong stand against China while not embarrassing the rest of the world— Just another reason President Biden is better than the former guy

Donate to LGBTQ+ causes while getting off— These Trump shaped dildos support a good cause

Yes, eating under 2000 calories a day is starvation— Your guide on preventing eating disorders in a body positive way

This nude photo series of fat nonbinary queers is powerful and is going to be sent to Republican politicians looking to police trans bodies— How nudity can boost activism

This vegan parent posed nude with her kids to encourage people to live a more natural life. Bigots got mad at this, unsurprisingly.

Trumpites need to be deprogrammed about The Big Lie— How to save your loved ones from QAnon beliefs and ways to combat the myth of voter fraud

It is high time all Christians give up animal products for the good of the planet— The Christian case for going vegan

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

"Big and Black is beautiful! How Lizzo is redefining beauty standards"

And from the same author:

"Why telling women they look like Lizzo is a hate crime"