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I've never bothered with Grindr because I'm not all that open with my fagness. Like my immediate family knows but I'm in the position of that I don't feel the need to tell everyone unless they want or need to know.
Its okay bb you spread your legs for profit. Jk.

Honestly I'm tired of lacking muscle. Gaining it seems difficult. I know you obviously gotta work at it but it just seems frustrating and complicated to me. But the stigma in the gay community about fem or "weak" guys is kind of annoying as is the masc4masc dude bros.
 
Honestly I'm tired of lacking muscle. Gaining it seems difficult. I know you obviously gotta work at it but it just seems frustrating and complicated to me. But the stigma in the gay community about fem or "weak" guys is kind of annoying as is the masc4masc dude bros.
It was hard for me too, I was underweight before I drastically changed my diet. Liquid foods is your best friend, so investing in a 1k Vitamix was more than worth it for me. As I use it everyday. Supplementing with digestive enzymes is a good idea too, as most of it produces naturally from chewing. But it's easier to "eat" more than solid foods.

Don't go for weight gainer powders, they contain mostly sugar and no nutrients. They taste like shit too.

I would go for steroids if I could. But you know, illegal and it's a bit complicated to use cures to prevent bitch tits
 
I've never bothered with Grindr because I'm not all that open with my fagness. Like my immediate family knows but I'm in the position of that I don't feel the need to tell everyone unless they want or need to know.
My sexual experiences with men are pretty limited, and I think it's going to stay that way because gay men I encounter are just way, way, too intense about all this. I guess that comes with the territory if you like fucking people in the ass though. Like I get most people aren't as prudish as I am but Jesus christ I never experience this level of just sheer disregard for basic nicety with women. It's not even grindr, just in general. Once I had a guy at a concert just come up, to go "hi" in my ear (uhh, hi?) and then proceed to grind his erect cock on my ass. First of all, bold on his part, that took moxy random pervert. Second, he wasn't a bad looking guy and do to the unwanted frottage I can tell you firsthand he had a pretty impressive one down there. Too bad he thought sexual harassment was the way to go with this.

The one time I ended up in a gay bar motherfuckers are just coming up to me and touching me and shit like this is normal behavior.

Can at least one of you motherfuckers try to manipulate my deeply engrained need for acceptance and validation before trying to get me to suck your dick? Just one? Just somebody to cynically play off my own fears and insecurities through vapid comments about my eyes and fake laughter at my jokes while secretly checking the clock and wondering when the best time to try to reach in my pants is? C'mon goes, just so gaslighting, that's all I'm asking for.
 
Honestly I'm tired of lacking muscle. Gaining it seems difficult. I know you obviously gotta work at it but it just seems frustrating and complicated to me. But the stigma in the gay community about fem or "weak" guys is kind of annoying as is the masc4masc dude bros.
I'm short and "cute". Cartoonish muscles would look even sillier on me. I just lean into the hand I was dealt and if a guy doesn't like it, he can suck my dick. Or I guess not suck it as the case may be.

I'm ultimately glad I'm not a grindr himbo on the lookout for the next slab of meat. It's lonelier to be sure, but is *that* companionship really worth it? I'd rather date my hand most of the time. It's not an evasive childish commitment phobe and the sex is better.
 
My sexual experiences with men are pretty limited, and I think it's going to stay that way because gay men I encounter are just way, way, too intense about all this. I guess that comes with the territory if you like fucking people in the ass though. Like I get most people aren't as prudish as I am but Jesus christ I never experience this level of just sheer disregard for basic nicety with women. It's not even grindr, just in general. Once I had a guy at a concert just come up, to go "hi" in my ear (uhh, hi?) and then proceed to grind his erect cock on my ass. First of all, bold on his part, that took moxy random pervert. Second, he wasn't a bad looking guy and do to the unwanted frottage I can tell you firsthand he had a pretty impressive one down there. Too bad he thought sexual harassment was the way to go with this.

The one time I ended up in a gay bar motherfuckers are just coming up to me and touching me and shit like this is normal behavior.

Can at least one of you motherfuckers try to manipulate my deeply engrained need for acceptance and validation before trying to get me to suck your dick? Just one? Just somebody to cynically play off my own fears and insecurities through vapid comments about my eyes and fake laughter at my jokes while secretly checking the clock and wondering when the best time to try to reach in my pants is? C'mon goes, just so gaslighting, that's all I'm asking for.
You ever have actual penetration? Or just like.....very vanilla sex
 
There are, like, three types of gays and that's it. It's strange. There are old queen gays, fat fem "girl lets get a mimosa okay hunny" gays, and jocky toned but vanilla sense of humor gays. There are the mentally ill gays too. That's it!!!

I want to date a regular guy, not some dolly-the-sheep faggot.
 
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There are, like, three types of gays and that's it. It's strange. There are old queen gays, fat fem "girl lets get a mimosa okay hunny" gays, and jocky toned but vanilla sense of humor gays. There are the mentally ill gays too. That's it!!!

I want to date a regular guy, not some dolly-the-sheep faggot.
I look at the kind of guys I find myself attracted to and they're actually kind of average looking. Most gay guys look like they walked out of a fucking tik tok video. It's hard to explain what I mean but they're all kind of the same sort of hyper-manicured femboy looking person who you just KNOW listens to terrible music. That or they go in the opposite direction and they're these muscle bound monstrosities that could probably rip my head off with one hand. I find neither of these things even slightly sexy.

I guess one way it pays to be bisexual is ironically that most straight porn actors are way, way, hotter then people in gay porn. Straight people don't really give a shit about the guy in porn so people producing it find men who, while very attractive, are usually attractive in a sort of normal dude kind of way. That's it, normal dudes. Not enough normal fuckin' dudes these day.
 
I downloaded grindr once. I don't really find myself romantically interested in men, but ya know if I'm gonna fuck you it would be nice to at least do it with somebody sweet or at least normal. Fucking EVERYBODY on there talks to you like they're talking to a slab of meat they want to eat. Like fuck I'll be honest, I got my insecurities, being willing to meet some random guy knowing full well you're going to have his dick in your mouth is some vulnerable shit! I'm not comfortable with this crap! You can at least make an effort to be gentle or a little understanding. But no, none of that. Just right to the "want fuk?". That's a real one, that was his opener, "want fuk?". Most common one is saying "hi" and then immediately asking if I'm a top or bottom. Like what!? You're not gonna make an attempt to have a conversation before trying to decipher if I'm willing to get railed by you? Just straight up start off by asking if I like dick in my ass?
my condolences. i hate when men do this shit.
Like christ man is this what women deal with all the fucking time!?
yes lol. it's why i feel weird about my attractions sometimes. i like women and men yet i feel sooo much more comfortable around women. most of my friends are gay guys and women.

actually, i don't think i've ever had a straight male friend who didn't develop feelings for me. why can't straight men ever just be platonic friends?

if i date a guy, i want him to be bi because i feel like bi men are more respectful and take better care of their appearances.

also speaking of women, my high school crush is single now (and bi) :gunt:
 
my condolences. i hate when men do this shit.

yes lol. it's why i feel weird about my attractions sometimes. i like women and men yet i feel sooo much more comfortable around women. most of my friends are gay guys and women.

actually, i don't think i've ever had a straight male friend who didn't develop feelings for me. why can't straight men ever just be platonic friends?

if i date a guy, i want him to be bi because i feel like bi men are more respectful and take better care of their appearances.

also speaking of women, my high school crush is single now (and bi) :gunt:
Ngl its easier its easier to have platonic relationships with bisexuals. Nearly all my friends (sans my best friend who is straight and married) are bi. They just want to hang out and they tend to just like people for being people, so to speak. They also know when to be sexual and when not to, at least in my personal experience.
 
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