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2 minutes ago - Judge Holden:
i subsist entirely on The Dude's fecal matter mixed with Pixytery's boil pus and the blood leaking from chris's anus after the bluespike incident
 
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  1. 1 minute ago - applecat:
    I used to carry my pepper spray in my hand every time I went out back in the day
  2. 1 minute ago - applecat:
    It was more of a warning than anything else, though
  3. 1 minute ago - Marvin:
    @ applecat, oh, it's everyday carry for me. cell phone in my left pocket. keys, wallets, pepper spray in the right.
  4. A moment ago - Cuddlebug:
    I've never found the motivation to ever carry a weapon on me
  5. 1 minute ago - Null:
    Everywhere I go I keep my grip on the handle of my IMI Desert Eagle brand Desert Eagle, .50 AE caliber, magazine loaded with a round chambered, ready to be pulled on any #dumpster #scrub that thinks themselves wise to attack me
  6. 1 minute ago - Null:
    I am the embodiment of the 2nd Amendment and anyone who tries me will become the Avatar of Lead
  7. 1 minute ago - Smutley:
    @ Null, See this guy gets it.
  8. 1 minute ago - Null:
    #killconfirmed #redmist
  9. 1 minute ago - Rio:
    I just carry a bazooka
  10. A moment ago - Null:
    you know, a deagle in a gold coat only costs $2.2k online
  11. A moment ago - Null:
    I could easily buy that
  12. A moment ago - Null:
    nd be like
  13. A moment ago - Null:
    bang bang bang
 
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    1. 11 minutes ago - Dunsparce:
      @ Melchett, Ban Chelonian
    2. 11 minutes ago - Hunger Mythos:
      @ Dunsparce, This
    3. 11 minutes ago - CätPärty:
      @ Dunsparce, so much this
    4. 11 minutes ago - Dr. Teem:
      @ Melchett, Bann chelonian
    5. 11 minutes ago - deedeedee:
      @ Dunsparce, yeahhh
    6. 11 minutes ago - CätPärty:
      Bann chelonian
    7. 11 minutes ago - Dynastia:
      yes, Bann Chelonian
    8. 10 minutes ago - Dr. Teem:
      @ Chelonian, Literally bann this guy
    9. 4 minutes ago - Dunsparce:
      @ Melchett, Ban Cheloneon, please
    10. 4 minutes ago - Dr. Teem:
      @ Melchett, Bann chelonian
    11. 4 minutes ago - Chelonian:
      :left:
    12. 4 minutes ago - The Knife
      banns self in Hunger solidarity.
    13. 4 minutes ago - The Knife:
      Also bann Chelonian
    14. 3 minutes ago - CätPärty:
      Yes bann chelonian
    15. 3 minutes ago - Ronald Raygun:
      Chelonian isn't that bad, is he?
    16. 3 minutes ago - Chelonian:
      :left: :deagle:
    17. 3 minutes ago - Hellblazer:
      Bann Chelonian
    18. 3 minutes ago - Dr. Teem:
      @ Ronald Raygun, Yes
    19. 3 minutes ago - Chelonian:
      :left: :deagleleft:
    20. 3 minutes ago - deedeedee:
      @ Ronald Raygun, pretty much
 
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  1. A moment ago - Creepy Asain Guy:
    WOW REALLY MEL
  2. A moment ago - Creepy Asain Guy:
    NO DICK PIC TODAY, NO DICK PIC EVER

Also
  1. A moment ago - peardog
  2. shreds a few things

  4. A moment ago - peardog:
  5. WHAT?
  6. A moment ago - peardog:
  7. WHAT???

  9. A moment ago - peardog:
  10. WHAT HAVE I BECOME

From when Mel went mad with admin power

    1. A moment ago - Liar:
      @ Mrs. Connors, When did you marry Connor?
 
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  1. A moment ago - The Pointy Stick:
    @ Liquid Squartle, needs moar dick
  2. A moment ago - Dick Slapping Chick Tapping Ruser
    swings her dicks like a merry-go-round
  3. A moment ago - Wants the deedeedee:
    @ Dick Slapping Chick Tapping Ruser, yayyy!
  4. A moment ago - Mrs. Connors:
    @ Dick Slapping Chick Tapping Ruser, good. dont stop
  5. A moment ago - Hunger Mythos:
    @ Dick Slapping Chick Tapping Ruser, go on
  6. A moment ago - Dick Slapping Chick Tapping Ruser
    sheds all of her dicks
  7. A moment ago - Ronald Gaygun
    collects the dicks
  8. A moment ago - Alan Pardew:
    8=======================D
  9. A moment ago - Dicks:
    you can't collect me
  10. A moment ago - Hunger Mythos
    collects Dicks
  11. A moment ago - Liquid Squartle
    makes everyone squart across the room
  12. A moment ago - BigCookie
    trips over a dick
  13. A moment ago - NeoNull:
    @ Ronald Gaygun, hoard dem cocks, boi
  14. 1 minute ago - Fialovy
    tries to get the dicks out of her ears
  15. A moment ago - Wants the deedeedee
    dongs it up, dong style
  16. A moment ago - Dicks
    never wants the dicks to end
  17. A moment ago - Mrs. Connors
    is a proper married lady and may not partake of all these dicks
  18. A moment ago - Mobu Se-Something:
    @ Mrs. Connors, Your husband is a gay furry.
  19. A moment ago - Creepy Asian Guy Otherwise Known as Faggot:
    @ Mobu Se-Something, his SOUL was touched by DICKS
  20. 1 minute ago - Mobu Se-Something:
    @ Creepy Asian Guy Otherwise Known as Faggot, BASICALLY RAPED
 
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Compy said:
itd be pretty neat if chris throat is slit and then immediately sewn back and hes bleeding and crying but he isnt dead. then melchett punches him in his fat nose twice and kicks him in the head and hes still crying but he isnt dead. then melchett tapes barb's left femur, ribcage, and ankle skin to chris' chest and set his arms on fire. then melchett nailguns him to a heavy wooden board and pretends that hes dead and melchett ignores him for a few minutes and then he calls for help and melchett retaliates by shoving burnt candles down his throat. then melchett loudly talks about his parents death which makes him cry. then melchett calls up the crimson executioner from that one film and he tortures chris for a bit, but chris isnt dead.then his stomach caves in and hes barely awake so melchett hits him in the head with a 1000 pound sledgehammer, but hes still alive. then melchett inserts a habitrail tube up his butt and it leads to his right ear, and so he shits in the tube which is motorized and shoots his poop up his ear. then hes blinded by one of barb's teeth that melchett tore out, but hes still alive. then melchett makes chris into a pancake and gorilla glue bobs neck, left leg, and eyeballs to chris' shins and spit on him and call him gay and make a funeral pyre and pour liquidized meth down his nostrils and the number one thing melchett wants to do with my life is chew on chris' corpse
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