Line Of The Day

[CatParty]

A moment ago - Connor:
@ brooklynbailiff, My cock can smite Ron Jeremy.

 

[EI 903]

We all knew this day would come. I believe this is the start of Ragnarok.

1. A moment ago - brooklynbailiff:
   i am naked now and ready for all challengers

 

[CatParty]

2 minutes ago - Connor:
My porno music:

 

[Ronald Gaygun]

2 minutes ago - Connor:
My porno music:

I was expecting Enigma, but whatevs.

 

[brooklynbailiff]

3 minutes ago - Ronald Raygun:
Did you guys hear about the guy who fucked a Hot Pocket?
2 minutes ago - Connor:
@ Ronald Raygun, I like Hot Pockets, and I think you're a fucking degenerate

 

[A-Stump]

1 minute ago - Connor:
I was angry and horny so I fucked a hot pocket...

1. A moment ago - brooklynbailiff:
   take this sub like a good bad girl
2. A moment ago - FramerGirl420:
   @ brooklynbailiff,
3. A moment ago - brooklynbailiff:
   @ FramerGirl420,
4. A moment ago - FramerGirl420:
   Yes sir..
5. A moment ago - Little-Lovely
   replied to thread Update: Chris' Hierarchy of Needs, and WANT MULTIPLES!.
6. A moment ago - FramerGirl420:
   I will take all 12 inches in my mouth

 

[Ronald Gaygun]

1. 7 minutes ago - CätPärty:
   uuuhhh
2. 7 minutes ago - CätPärty:
   https://twitter.com/ParkourDude91/status/472441250420117504

1. 1 minute ago - revengeofphil:
   Is jace doing arts and crafts?
2. 1 minute ago - deedeedee:
   He's making a homemade arsenal.
3. 1 minute ago - FramerGirl420:
   @ revengeofphil, yes! its totes adorbs

1. 1 minute ago - Ziltoid:
   lol @ jace's knife stick.
2. A moment ago - CätPärty:
   It's like the cavemen discovering weapons
3. A moment ago - FramerGirl420:
   dawww
4. A moment ago - Ziltoid:
   @ CätPärty, God forbid Jace discovers fire.
5. A moment ago - CWCissey:
   Watch as Jace puts the knife on the wrong end.
6. A moment ago - Hunger Mythos:
   I wonder how long until he discovers the wheel
7. A moment ago - Strewth:
   Wheeled, flaming knife stick
8. A moment ago - Strewth:
   The horror, the horror
9. A moment ago - CWCissey:
   @ Hunger Mythos, Good God I hope he doesn't discover fire
10. A moment ago - FramerGirl420:
    @ Strewth,
11. A moment ago - CätPärty:
    I really want to do a seger cover of "workin on my knife stick"

 

[LM 697]

1. A moment ago - Ronald Raygun:
   tfw using a lava lamp as a fleshlight

 

[Foulmouth]

A moment ago - Moleman9000:
@ silentprincess, You know what? You're okay

Silentprincess can warm even moleys cold tiny heart.

 

[Ronald Gaygun]

1. A moment ago - FramerGirl420:
   Wow Jace is awful at screwing

 

[Trombonista]

My penis silences women's voices in more ways than one amirite guys

My penis can only silence women's voices in one way, but I applaud your versatility.

 

[exball]

1. A moment ago - Connor:
   I'm currently swamped with my first novel, some short stories, and the Conrad/Dickgirl Molly fic.

 

[Ronald Gaygun]

1. A moment ago - Ronald Raygun:
   Call me a dick, but the story of how Burroughs shot his wife in the head cracks me up
2. A moment ago - FramerGirl420:
   @ Ronald Raygun, dick
3. A moment ago - CompyRex:
   @ Ronald Raygun, i bet he said "one day it will be loaded"

 

[CWCissey]

Trickie's characters are interesting and wholesome- mine say "fuck" a lot and kick each other in the face.

 

[A-Stump]

1. A moment ago - Connor:
   

 

[Male]

A moment ago - Stalin:
God eudiijfndisqmk irnom wos closw wkrh. agyybwher o dae

A moment ago - Stalin:
on elqwy nighy in bydapwwr no2 i have to fo backn to ruciinf euwwiq

 

[FramerGirl420]

1. A moment ago - Stalin:
   I AM DEUMK

 

[Ronald Gaygun]

1. A moment ago - Joey Jo-Jo Junior:
   @ Stalin, i think its time for you to go to sleep
2. A moment ago - Stalin:
   @ Joey Jo-Jo Junior, nkni go55w g35 5h3 wocoocok o3n
3. A moment ago - Joey Jo-Jo Junior:
   @ Stalin, i didnt catch that

 

[FramerGirl420]

1. A moment ago - Ronald Raygun:
   @ Male, WOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DOG COCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Ronald Gaygun]

1. 2 minutes ago - A-Stump
   fucks a hot pocket
2. 1 minute ago - Dunsparce:
   @ A-Stump, Don't those things warm unevenly and are like molten hot in some places and still frozen in others
3. 1 minute ago - Joey Jo-Jo Junior:
   @ Dunsparce, Just like pussy