Line Of The Day

[applecat]

Fart.

 

[CWCissey]

1. 2 minutes ago - Mobutu Sese Seko:
   im eating goddamn
2. 2 minutes ago - CWCissey:
   @ Mobutu Sese Seko, Now you're making me want to post a gif of the ending of Game Of Thrones!
3. 2 minutes ago - Mobutu Sese Seko:
   @ CWCissey, NO

 

[littlebiscuits]

1 minute ago - Ronald Raygun:
I would just like to say that, if I pooped in a bag, I would throw it away

 

[CatParty]

1. A moment ago - Judge Holden
   replied to thread 12-year-old girls Stabbed Friend 19 Times to Prove Slenderman Was Real.
2. A moment ago - deedeedee:
   I'm 200% certain Judge Holden has something wholesome and productive to say about a 12 year old being stabbed.

 

[Judge Holden]

I miss being on chat to prove faggets like deedeedee wrong

 

[Lil]

If it makes you feel any better:

A moment ago - deedeedee:
Wow I take it back, Holden's answer wasn't what I expected

1. A moment ago - CätPärty:
   i guess we should apologize to holden?

 

[CatParty]

A moment ago - exball:
@ deedeedee, Holden is the cwcki's loveable psychopath.

A moment ago - deedeedee:
I apologize Holden, I'm a shitlord and I can't match your wit

 

[Sexual Stallone]

6 minutes ago - homerbeoulve:
Lolcows never know when it quit

 

[CatParty]

A moment ago - deedeedee:
My nips!

1 minute ago - Connor:
Male's dick -) My dick ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------)--------O

 

[Lil]

1 minute ago - Connor:
Male's dick -) My dick ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------)--------O

Did Connor just expel a kidney stone?

 

[Male]

it looks more like a sword.
Connor confirmed for using long swords to compensate for his tiny pickle

1. A moment ago - Melchett:
   get your dick outta my face male

 

[Lil]

A moment ago - Male:

"oh hi rio"

 

[CatParty]

A moment ago - Ronald Raygun:
Michele Bachmanns a babe

1. A moment ago - Male:
   
   
   hrmsmsmsmph
2. A moment ago - Male:
   translation: does anyone have any monster?

 

[Holdek]

Chris bitching about policies that prevent him from doing what he wants isn't surprising, but the photograph is. It's a much better piece of art than the drawing he's trying to sell. It looks like something you'd see on a gallery wall in an exhibition about the fluidity of age appropriateness and gender roles in modern society. Or something about how childhood's naive innocence is quickly crushed under the weight of adulthood.

On:

 

[Trombonista]

So the best thing you can do is kill yourself... And the good reverend is still alive? What kind of example is he setting?

ChurchofGodBear on the Church of Euthanasia.

 

[Mondo Zappa]

A moment ago - Ronald Raygun:
@ FramerGirl420, im alreadtr drifg4ekkwe

 

[CatParty]

1. A moment ago - Null:
   I have a penis BUT I DON'T LIKE IT

 

[Ronald Gaygun]

1. A moment ago - Mobutu Sese Seko:
   @ Ronald Raygun, fucking yeah make my son fuck his mother

Deviant

 

[exball]

A moment ago - Dormiebasne:
We had an overflow in a restroom today
A moment ago - Dormiebasne:
Like, the pipe feeding into a commode was busted
A moment ago - Hunger Mythos:
@ Dormiebasne, Did you eat it?

 

[Silver]

Dormiebasne:
NO I DIDN'T FUCKING EAT THE CONTENTS OF THE COMMODE