Line Of The Day

[MrFloppy]

1. 1 minute agoMrFloppy:
   ok, technically it is an unproven theory, but it is painfully, painfully obvious
2. http://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/4/4277.jpg?1416560033 1 minute agoMrFloppy:
   in repsonse i ask for evidence that he is for sure *not* fake
3. http://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/4/4277.jpg?1416560033 A moment agoMrFloppy:
   like we have with crhis

1. http://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/4/4277.jpg?1416560033 1 minute agoMrFloppy:
   im aware
2. http://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/4/4277.jpg?1416560033 1 minute agoMrFloppy:
   youre a fucking moron if you dont get hes fake

We have been enlightened!!!!!

out of context, slanderous, speculation, pleading 5th, haters to the left

 

[applecat]

1. 8 minutes ago - Hellblazer:
   Chris Chandler, the only man to crawl through a fresh drinking water pipe and come out the other side covered in shit

 

[CatParty]

1. 1 minute ago - Leonid Brezhnev:
   growk

 

[Watcher]

1. A moment ago - KatsuKitty:
   i identify as transnigger

 

[Trombonista]

CharlieBrowns ponders on the GameStop incident:

Why can't this bastard just SHOP ONLINE.

 

[Le Bateleur]

1. A moment ago - chimpchan:
   I think we are the kind of people who still enjoyed public hangings long after they had fallen out of vogue as a fun day out for the family.

 

[Male]

1. A moment ago - Waifu:
   ey i just wanted to say if piss was in a form of icicles i'd munch that shit like carrots
2. A moment ago - Waifu:
   "eeeeh, what's up doc?"

what she said was so deviant I decided to draw her and her pissicles:

 

[EI 903]

1. http://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/1.jpg?1418816652 11 minutes agoNull:
   it's OK to troll chris because he HELD CATIE DOWN AND RAPED HER
2. http://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/1.jpg?1418816652 11 minutes agoNull:
   SKYRAIDER HAD TO GET A SHOVEL TO BEAT OFF THE MAD AUTISTIC ANIMAL
3. http://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/1.jpg?1418816652 11 minutes agoNull:
   THERE THEY WERE AT THE MCDONALDS WHEN SUDDENLY HE PULLED OUT HIS DICK
4. http://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/1.jpg?1418816652 11 minutes agoNull:
   THERE WERE CHILDREN IN THE AREA
5. http://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/501.jpg?1418932635 11 minutes agoHyperion:
   holy shit null is confirming everything i suspected
6. http://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/1.jpg?1418816652 10 minutes agoNull:
   EVERYONE WAS FRIGHTENED
7. http://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/1.jpg?1418816652 10 minutes agoNull:
   A CHEF ACCIDENTALLY SLIPPED INTO FRY GREASE
8. http://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/1.jpg?1418816652 10 minutes agoNull:
   SKYRAIDER PULLED OUT HIS GUN AND SHOT IT INTO THE CEILING
9. http://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/1.jpg?1418816652 10 minutes agoNull:
   GET BACK! HE SAID, GET BACK YOU MUTT

 

[CatParty]

1. A moment ago - Null:
   @ @Ronald Gaygun, <3

1. A moment ago - Fialovy:
   as of today, it's been two years since that fateful day that Dun PMed me and asked me to be his girlfriend. I said yes and two years later I don't regret it one bit
2. A moment ago - Grand Number of Pounds:
   so Barb hasn't bailed Chris out yet
3. A moment ago - Fialovy:
   we couldn't have done it without you guys

 

[Waifu]

1. A moment ago - KatsuKitty:
   as soon as waifu comes back, mention pepsiman or you're banned

1. A moment ago - Waifu:
   ey i just wanted to say if piss was in a form of icicles i'd munch that shit like carrots
2. A moment ago - Waifu:
   "eeeeh, what's up doc?"

I NEVER JSDFLKJS

you're gonna die

 

[applecat]

1. 2 minutes ago - Glaive:
   is Chris literally Hitler now that he has gassed someone?

 

[Male]

Hitler hated things that were different, sounds suspiciously autistic to me

 

[Waifu]

1. A moment ago - Waifu:
   okay i'm dressed conservatively
2. A moment ago - KatsuKitty:
   @Waifu, does this mean you're dressed like a white man in a suit on tv complaining about how gays are ruining the country

 

[Watcher]

1. A moment ago - Waifu:
   @ @Bork Laser, i'm not a dang dirty futa

 

[Holdek]

Chris got sent to jail because of Sonic's arm color. I can't believe how gloriously appropriate this irony is. The Super Sonic Winner is one hell of a loser now.

 

[The Knife's Husbando]

1. 1 minute ago - The Knife's Husbando
   Yiffs Dynastia about the head n' shoulders
2. 1 minute ago - Dynastia:
3. @ @The Knife's Husbando, NO YIFFING
4. A moment ago - applecat:
   @ @The Knife's Husbando, I am proud of you
5. A moment ago - The Knife's Husbando
   tosses Dynastia into the maw of the Yiffitron 6000 Auto-Yiffer
6. A moment ago - Hellblazer:
   @ @The Knife's Husbando, We renamed that Waifu

 

[HG 400]

WHAT IS SO GODDAMN APPEALING ABOUT YIFFING ME? I AM NOT A GOD DAMNED FURRY YOU DAMN DIRTY TROLLS!

 

[The Knife's Husbando]

WHAT IS SO GODDAMN APPEALING ABOUT YIFFING ME? I AM NOT A GOD DAMNED FURRY YOU DAMN DIRTY TROLLS!

It puts the fursuit on it's skin, or it goes back in the Yiffitron again.

 

[applecat]

Oh chat!

1. 10 minutes ago - Jackie Chin:
   wtf is going on?

1. 9 minutes ago - The Knife's Husbando:
   @ @Jackie Chin, Applecat is drinking soy milk, Dynastia is being yiffed, Chris is going to Jail, The wife and i hiveminded AGAIN, and most of us are drunk.

 

[EI 903]

Oh chat!

1. http://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1325.jpg?1418916942 10 minutes ago - Jackie Chin:
   wtf is going on?

1. http://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2542.jpg?1416264943 9 minutes ago - The Knife's Husbando:
   @ @Jackie Chin, Applecat is drinking soy milk, Dynastia is being yiffed, Chris is going to Jail, The wife and i hiveminded AGAIN, and most of us are drunk.

That's a lot of words to just say "eh, the usual."