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  2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/737.jpg?1409340702 3 minutes ago Coffee Overdose:
    @ @Organic Fapcup, I'd fuck her brains out. I'm not kidding.
  3. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/737.jpg?1409340702 3 minutes ago Coffee Overdose:
    she might be a total bitch but that would make it 10x more satisfying
  4. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/737.jpg?1409340702 2 minutes ago Coffee Overdose:
    She's a 7 out of 10 in my book
  5. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/737.jpg?1409340702 2 minutes ago Coffee Overdose:
    but then again I have a weakness for asiasn
  6. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/737.jpg?1409340702 2 minutes ago Coffee Overdose:
    asians*
  7. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1800.jpg?1436134726 1 minute ago Hellblazer:
    Is Coffee Overdose talking about banging Wu?
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  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/737.jpg?1409340702 1 minute ago Coffee Overdose:
    @ @Hellblazer, I'd bang Wu but only if she'd wear a ballgag. She seems like a whiner
 
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  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/6/6495.jpg?1435834455 2 minutes agoFallensaint:
    @ @Epione, https://kiwifarms.net/threads/pics-thread.91/page-173#post-774106
  2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/4/4562.jpg?1432395611 2 minutes agoEpione:
    @ @Fallensaint, you said you were black :V
  3. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/4/4562.jpg?1432395611 2 minutes agoEpione:
    Anyways, you're handsome
  4. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/4/4562.jpg?1432395611 1 minute agoEpione:
    Good job
  5. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/6/6495.jpg?1435834455 1 minute agoFallensaint:
    @ @Epione, No, Dynastia said I was black :lol:
  6. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/4/4562.jpg?1432395611 1 minute agoEpione:
    8/10 would date
  7. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/17.jpg?1416407615 A moment agoRio:
    woah, fallensaint is handsome
  8. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/5/5142.jpg?1436012945 A moment agoValiant:
    Oi Fallen, you can bunk at my place if you find yerself in Aus.
 
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  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/31.jpg?1436027230 A moment agoMauvman Shuffleboard:
    Lolcows are a lot like babies
  2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/31.jpg?1436027230 A moment agoMauvman Shuffleboard:
    They'll turn out better if you don't fucking shake them all the time.
  3. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/31.jpg?1436027230 A moment agoMauvman Shuffleboard:
    But either way they'll still cry and shit themselves.
 
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hey @Judge Holden someone stole your throne

  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/6/6206.jpg?1435359773 1 minute ago Sczylak Madgar:
    CatParty the Kiwi waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Null were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway. CatParty was a train fan for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the trains and he said to dad "I want to be on the rails daddy." Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY AUTISTS"
  2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/6/6206.jpg?1435359773 1 minute ago Sczylak Madgar:
    There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the rail station of the UAC he knew there were autists. "This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the autists!" So CatParty gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall. "HE GOING TO KILL US" said the autists
  3. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/6/6206.jpg?1435359773 1 minute ago Sczylak Madgar:
    "I will shoot at him" said Leonard F. Shaner and he fired the rocket missiles. CatParty plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill. "No! I must kill the autists" he shouted The radio said "No, John. You are the autists" And then CatParty was a lolcow.
 
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  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/3/3113.jpg?1435335637 6 minutes ago DeagleBoipussy420:
    zSvIE5M.jpg
  2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/3/3113.jpg?1435335637 6 minutes ago DeagleBoipussy420:
    The random agree is what makes it amazing

  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/3/3271.jpg?1430407780 A moment ago Morbid Boredom:
    When @ @RogerRabbit1988 turns into Null, it will be glorious.
  2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1304.jpg?1424552910 A moment ago RogerRabbit1988:
    drinks all the coke zero
 
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  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/465.jpg?1434091920 A moment ago Cuddlebug:
    CAG wears a diaper
  2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1189.jpg?1435747890 A moment ago Cute Anime Girl:
    bitch I got Huggies

  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/6/6495.jpg?1435834455 A moment ago Fallensaint:
    @ @koyemshii, @ @UnwiseKhan, Every day I can feel this forum leaching what little cool I had away
  2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/6/6495.jpg?1435834455 A moment ago Fallensaint
    goes to buy MLP figures
  3. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1448.jpg?1435269550 A moment ago UnwiseKhan:
    @ @Fallensaint, If you were cool, you wouldn't be here.

  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1937.jpg?1433876750 A moment ago Joey Jo-Jo Junior:
    @ @Null, i told you not to fuck those asian ladyboys, now you prolly die.
  2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/1.jpg?1427203100 A moment ago Null:
    @ @Joey Jo-Jo Junior, forgive me father i have sinned

  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1868.jpg?1436283521 1 minute ago koyemshii:
    @ @RogerRabbit1988, FUCK YOU IM RETARDED
 
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  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1338.jpg?1428081912 A moment agoDynastia:
    @ @Sigyn, first of all if i was gay with hellblazer he'd be the one sucking my dick while i stroke his hair gently and tell him he's my one and only, and second of all i'm not gay with hellblazer
 
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The Knife said:
  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1338.jpg?1428081912 A moment agoDynastia:
    @ @Sigyn, first of all if i was gay with hellblazer he'd be the one sucking my dick while i stroke his hair gently and tell him he's my one and only, and second of all i'm not gay with hellblazer
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  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/1.jpg?1427203100 A moment agoNull:
    @ @Dynastia, i like this
^ lol null likes it when i cuck hellblazer away from him
 
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The Knife said:
  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1338.jpg?1428081912 A moment agoDynastia:
    @ @Sigyn, first of all if i was gay with hellblazer he'd be the one sucking my dick while i stroke his hair gently and tell him he's my one and only, and second of all i'm not gay with hellblazer
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Demonstrably untrue, Just get Hellblazer drunk enough and he'll tell you what a pretty boy Dyna is
 
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  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/465.jpg?1434091920 A moment agoCuddlebug:
    Sheep don't typically run away from ShavedSheep. He doesn't have to work out to fuck them
 
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