TGWTG Linkara / Lewis Lovhaug - HMMMMMMM? (Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang)

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Endless Torment said:
His conditions for Patreon sponsored reviews says he can turn down requests and if you can't come to an agreement you can refund.
MGS1 is short enough to meet his criteria for game time though.
Here is a screenshot of conditions I found on reddit.
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That's pretty reasonable, it's funny how he comes across that way when you're not hearing him speak, but the 30 hour limit for the game surprises me considering he won't review a full manga volume or more than six issues of a comic. How long does it take him to read a comic if he thinks 30 hour games are fine but 200 pages of a manga isn't?

He'd never do it, but I'd get him to cover Ctrl+Alt+Delete the animated series. If you had the option, what would you guys pick?
 
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Arthur Morgan said:
He'd never do it, but I'd get him to cover Ctrl+Alt+Delete the animated series. If you had the option, what would you guys pick?
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Gotta get him to continue JoJo into Battle Tenacity and watch him awkwardly try to soapbox about the inclusion of the nazis.

More seriously, I'd be interested in him watching Titans and having a heart attack over the butchering of his favourite superhero team.
 
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Arthur Morgan said:
That's pretty reasonable, it's funny how he comes across that way when you're not hearing him speak, but the 30 hour limit for the game surprises me considering he won't review a full manga volume or more than six issues of a comic. How long does it take him to read a comic if he thinks 30 hour games are fine but 200 pages of a manga isn't?

He'd never do it, but I'd get him to cover Ctrl+Alt+Delete the animated series. If you had the option, what would you guys pick?
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Do you seriously think he actually *plays* a "30 hour game" for 30 hours? A game like MGS1 has it's entire story cutscenes online already, and hundreds of people giving semi-competent takes on the story.. I doubt he even booted up a game system.
 
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UnKillFill said:
Do you seriously think he actually *plays* a "30 hour game" for 30 hours? A game like MGS1 has it's entire story cutscenes online already, and hundreds of people giving semi-competent takes on the story.. I doubt he even booted up a game system.
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didn't someone say he was using TFS's playthrough videos of MGS1?
 
UnKillFill said:
Do you seriously think he actually *plays* a "30 hour game" for 30 hours? A game like MGS1 has it's entire story cutscenes online already, and hundreds of people giving semi-competent takes on the story.. I doubt he even booted up a game system.
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I feel like that’d make Linkara even lazier than DSP. At least Phil actually plays the games he sucks at.
 
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Endless Torment said:
His conditions for Patreon sponsored reviews says he can turn down requests and if you can't come to an agreement you can refund.
MGS1 is short enough to meet his criteria for game time though.
Here is a screenshot of conditions I found on reddit.
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these legit dumb, contemptible niggruhs have lost the value of money. us minimum wage is 7 fuckin 25 an hour. this dumb fuck wants 100 for a manga chapter, i fucking bet you'd ""prefer"" 10 pages. no porn mr lightbringer? for 100 bucks i'd give a whole fuckin volume review of monster musume with jokes and gooner commentary and compare it to other harems. don't know how to fuckin edit so hell, not a bug but a feature, bonus content for viewer.

no porn? fuck that shit, if jerry wants to hear a detailed summary and review of bible black and why bible black is better than death note including horror and 3 dimensional female characters, fuck death note, monster designs suck, there is ZERO gradual character corruption, villain/s are dogshit, only the spin off with the female demon that sacrificed herself for her carrier was decent, jerry will fucking get it for 100 dollars. if jerry wants a review of euphoria, or starless, (not only basic bitch uncensor patched but with the black label uncensored patch featuring pig action for only maybe 20 bucks more for effort), jerry will get it. if jerry wakes up feeling kind of quirky and wants a review of blood meridian and commentary on judge holden and the nature of man and eternal conflict, we can make that shit happen. mick foley bio trilogy and commentary on wrestling? hell yeah brother. commentary on the moral implications of slavery and the civil war? cover basic outfit cost and i will dress up as grant the whole time. scott pilgrim? for 100 i will fucking completely skinwalk a troon and repeat twitter points.

100 dollars is 100 dollars, and you don't have to even actively leave your house and can entertain yourself and have your own opinions on the subjects, you don't even have to choose your own subject matter, you have guaranteed down-paid interest, if it's not popular who tf cares, for jerry that was kino. wowee, instead of reviewing the OFFICIAL harley quinn fart comic where plastic man covers her body, his face covers her ass and her farts go through his nose and he comments on the odor while she tries huffing ivys farts, you have to review mgs. remove that fucking cap, remove the limitations and get easy af food and bill payments. no idea how he's not bankrupt when he has a squeaker voice that WILL start to grate by the 100th fuckin episode, reviews complete shit, abandons non-shit, and limits it to a single fan review monthly lmfao
 
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Foltest said:
the fattest video game ass in PS1 history.
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UnKillFill said:
Do you seriously think he actually *plays* a "30 hour game" for 30 hours? A game like MGS1 has it's entire story cutscenes online already, and hundreds of people giving semi-competent takes on the story.. I doubt he even booted up a game system.
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That makes it even worse. He won't watch a 10 hour TV show but he'll watch a 30 hour playthrough? Where is the logic in that?
gaysexenjoyer said:
Lightbringer animated series on [Adult Swim] when
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It's twenty minutes of him trying to be a nasty cock slut by staring at women he thinks are trannies, going on long winded rants about his superiority, and maybe ten seconds of badly choreographed fighting.

I actually would love to see Lewis do an animated series because he's always been restricted by his budget and people's time/ability to travel. An animated At4W would involve every villain and everyone from CA just standing around doing nothing with maybe one or two lines in each episode.
 
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Arthur Morgan said:
That makes it even worse. He won't watch a 10 hour TV show but he'll watch a 30 hour playthrough? Where is the logic in that?
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He won't even read comics unless for reviews. Which is weird to me because comics, especially comics of different genres and countries are easier than ever to consume. For how much he talks about 'loving' comics, it feels like anytime someone suggests he goes outside of the colored lines, it's a chore. Like when he refused to read Invincible, even when he got a paid request to read in the middle, he refuses to read prior to that point, even for enjoyment.

Arthur Morgan said:
It's twenty minutes of him trying to be a nasty cock slut by staring at women he thinks are trannies, going on long winded rants about his superiority, and maybe ten seconds of badly choreographed fighting.

I actually would love to see Lewis do an animated series because he's always been restricted by his budget and people's time/ability to travel. An animated At4W would involve every villain and everyone from CA just standing around doing nothing with maybe one or two lines in each episode.
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It would be stick figures,but every episode costs a million dollars, and Lewis would claim the budget went into building a wall.
 
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Arthur Morgan said:
It's twenty minutes of him trying to be a nasty cock slut by staring at women he thinks are trannies, going on long winded rants about his superiority, and maybe ten seconds of badly choreographed fighting.

I actually would love to see Lewis do an animated series because he's always been restricted by his budget and people's time/ability to travel. An animated At4W would involve every villain and everyone from CA just standing around doing nothing with maybe one or two lines in each episode.
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No I mean animated adaptation of the actual Lightbringer comic, where it's just shitty Green Lantern letting women get raped and being a giant pussy

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MisterBee said:
He won't even read comics unless for reviews. Which is weird to me because comics, especially comics of different genres and countries are easier than ever to consume. For how much he talks about 'loving' comics, it feels like anytime someone suggests he goes outside of the colored lines, it's a chore. Like when he refused to read Invincible, even when he got a paid request to read in the middle, he refuses to read prior to that point, even for enjoyment.
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He probably didn't even read any more after it despite enjoying it. It's what I find funniest about that video. For years he complained about the state of the big two and people told him to read Invincible because it would be something he'd enjoy, and he refused to. Then, when he finally did, everyone's predictions were correct, he loved it. So what did he do afterwards? Go right back to the same old shit he used to read.

There was a series Gail Simone did called Welcome to Tranquility which was about a superhero retirement home. Despite all his shilling for her at her height, he refused to read it because it wasn't a DC or Marvel book by her.

But he re-reads The Technis Imperative so often he has to go on eBay and buy the trade multiple times after it falls apart.
gaysexenjoyer said:
No I mean animated adaptation of the actual Lightbringer comic, where it's just shitty Green Lantern letting women get raped and being a giant pussy

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Captain Hero swears way too much to be Lightbringer. Lewis' mommy wouldn't like that.
 
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