Linus Gabriel Sebastian & Linus Media Group / Linus Tech Tips - Narcissistic corporate shill YouTuber driving his media empire into the ground. KILL COUNT: 2

[mandatorylurk]

The new video, on top of having Tranthony via voice (which also feels artificially higher beyond him training his voice, as raised by the editor from request of Shrek), also has way too much of Riley trying to be the actor of the company, as if this is the sizzle reel that will make Hollywood or even SNL come a callin’

Theater kids ruin everything.

 

[Flaming Dumpster]

The new video, on top of having Tranthony via voice (which also feels artificially higher beyond him training his voice, as raised by the editor from request of Shrek)

Just got up to this bit and I think it's telling that they cut to a wider view right as Tranthony replied then cut back as soon as he finishes. You can tell it's not just a cut to the same footage zoomed out as Linus' pose is very slightly different. They use this technique a lot to hide edits, but it's interesting that it happens right before """Emily""" begins to speak and right as he finishes.

I wonder if it's a "best take" from a whole bunch of attempts with some tranny pitch shifting applied in edit, or if they ADR'd it, added the tranny pitch filter and then fake room echo effect.

I've rewatched that bit like 10 times now and it gets weirder everytime. Linus' eyes can't focus on whatever he's supposed to be looking at. Is it because he's looking at nothing as Tranthony is hiding in a swamp and never comes into the office? Or because Tech Shrek's transformation into Fiona is such an eyesore he can't maintain eye contact for fear of throwing up?

See for yourself.

 

[Bustymuffins]

>listen to audio
>it's indians

Well, more accurately, the pajeets at Best Buy didn't want to do any actual work, which I'm sure surprises absolutely no one.

This. The first thing I thought when I heard that was "Oh. Indians. Well this is fan-fucking-tastic!" No wonder the computer never got fixed. I could do a better job diagnosing while sitting on my toilet...not that they would know anything about that. When they give it to the independent business who happened to be a white guy, you pay a bit more, but they mostly fixed it. I'd pay the extra money just because I can understand him.

 

[Chief Nigwelfacheqee]

Man, Tranthony's HRT voice in that Best Buy vid straight up forcing a fight or flight response

Crazy how these Indians at Geek Squad can charge you $150-200 for doing literally fucking nothing and they don't even have to show you the working machine before you agree.

 

[mandatorylurk]

With the exception of one person, the new hire Onie who is for the Labs and seems like normal shy geek girl who just moved to work there, it is painful to watch. That lesbian Jessica is now in deep It's Pat! mode and apparently has a boyfriend who we never see on camera but is a borderline rabbinical jew, which makes me wonder if a pooner rabbi is something that can exist.

 

[A Cat in a Minefield]

With the exception of one person, the new hire Onie who is for the Labs and seems like normal shy geek girl who just moved to work there, it is painful to watch. That lesbian Jessica is now in deep It's Pat! mode and apparently has a boyfriend who we never see on camera but is a borderline rabbinical jew, which makes me wonder if a pooner rabbi is something that can exist.

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That dyke is violently annoying and unlikable. Who the fuck a) writes down a morning and night routine and b) hangs them up on the wall?

And clean your fucking room. Not only is your boss coming but you are being filmed and put on youtube. Some people have no shame.

Also shit audio quality in half of the video. At least they have unnecessarily high video quality.

 

[indomitable snowman]

pooner rabbi is something that can exist.

Yes. Reformed Judaism is modern progressive liberalism the religion. Note this article is from 2013 and 5/6 are pooners.

https://archive.ph/ZayJV

https://reformjudaism.org/blog/profiling-first-generation-transgender-rabbis

 

[TheRaptorJesus]

"Jessica" riiiight.

Another video showing that his employees live in squalor while he lives in his mcmansion and has his employees work on it. Imagine if he paid a decent wage instead of relying on sponsors to do these "upgrades".

"HER" wit is not the reason she was hired.

Checked the reddit thread:

She apparently does stand-up:

Its named "lesbians" , and calls herself a man during the routine, and in the LTT video claimed to have a boyfriend.

 

[Kheapathic]

That dyke is violently annoying and unlikable. Who the fuck a) writes down a morning and night routine and b) hangs them up on the wall?

Not to get too much into it, but I have one of those notebook planners, and keep my weekly chores and shit in them; and not because I can't remember, but other shit I don't need to get into. I don't have a daily/night schedule level autism; but do have my Thursday is cleaning, Saturday is shopping, and as gay as it sounds, daily affirmations to not drink soda, also list my paydays, and specific things I do at work for when I get the "What do you do here exactly?" emails.

Her last name is Pigeau (Piggo)? Seriously?

 

[AltisticRight]

But sharpness from downsampling!!!!!11111111

Not just that, fidelity and frames are better too.
There's a legitimate place for 8k and 12k footage, it's just not on YouTube. Lilith is only making up reasons to buy expensive toys he can write off as business expenditure.

 

[Administrator Flotsam]

I'm not watching any of the vids but I don't think Anthony needs to be as big a deal as a lot of people here or at LTT seem to think he is. He will definitely have haters when he's brought back on camera regardless of when that is but I think LTT could (not can) manage it if they had some basic competence in PR. In the grand scheme of things, they're a company that got (rightly) publicly called out for things much more serious than having a weirdo in their ranks and still got away with them.

The GN video, the Trust me Bro warranty, so many instances of wrong numbers and facts being published, and others are all issues that they never properly addressed and eventually rugswept. If they could just refrain from spilling their spaghetti over the initial wave of Anthony-hate, they wouldn't even need to weather another un-necessary PR shitstorm. But unlike their work and their products, trannyism is something they care about so I'm sure its gonna be a rip-off-bandaid moment regardless of how slowly they include him back into videos.

Main point is that no matter how well or badly they handle it, Anthony in all his competence is not going to save the sinking ship that LMG is. They've metastasized to too big a size to be competent and fixing that, ie fixing their retarded upload schedule and content dumping, seems to be something no one can change at this point.
Mainstream alphabet folx aren't savvy enough to care about vids Anthony is likely to be featured in. I have no doubt we'll be seeing a Jim Sterling-esque fall from grace for Anthony if he's still put out there in the hopes of bringing in a non-existent audience of oppressed tech-trannies looking for a stunning and brave and heckin valid woman to watch for tech advice.

 

[TheRaptorJesus]

Reddit now has another thread dedicated to jessica. Just goes to show who your typical reddit and ltt viewer is.

https://www.reddit.com/r/LinusTechTips/comments/1bw3day/this_was_the_most_fun_i_had_with_ltt_video_for/

 

[Slav Power]

I'm not watching any of the vids but I don't think Anthony needs to be as big a deal as a lot of people here or at LTT seem to think he is.

He's a big deal here because he's a big deal at LTT and that's funny. It's funny when Linus keeps avoiding putting him back in the spotlight, when he trooned out to get more attention. It's all about the funny, and he's the funny.

 

[Administrator Flotsam]

He's a big deal here because he's a big deal at LTT and that's funny. It's funny when Linus keeps avoiding putting him back in the spotlight, when he trooned out to get more attention. It's all about the funny, and he's the funny.

The funny part I agree with and LTT's preemptive defense is hilarious for a woke company but I still give him the benefit of the doubt abut why he trooned out. If he keeps his new gender or sex or identity or whatever out of his videos, he's an alright guy in my book. Not because I think his delusion makes him special but because he could be an innocent product of the degenerate leaf society he lives in.

 

[BigGuyOS 6 : Jovial Janny]

On their Short Circuit Shill channel, they recently covered a graphics tablet for mac called the 'Espresso' that's so bad even the most shit of chink-ware tablets blow it the fuck out. They offer insightful commentary like "you can take notes", "If you need a touch sensitive second monitor, ($900) doesn't cost an arm and a leg", and don't even do a ruler test.

The comments are full of people calling them out for for the blatant shill of a bad product



For comparison, here is a graphics tablet what a professional would actually buy

https://www.xp-pen.com/store/buy/artist-pro-16tp.html

And this is an even cheaper one that gets rid of the display entirely

https://store.huion.com/products/inspiroy-giano

 

[A Cat in a Minefield]

If you want to use a touchscreen for anything artistic it better have a damn good palm rejection, lmao. You can clearly see that it isn't this case when the faggot tries to do his squiggle lines. What a joke.

 

[Slav Power]

I have a Huion H580X that I barely use and it's a very decent tablet, makes me wonder why Wacom is still around if chinks can manage to sell shit this good for such a low price. Plenty of workspace, lightweight, responsive, plug-n-play, responsive, you don't need a battery for the stylus.

If you don't trust chink software, there's OpenTabletDriver which supports a ton of tablets, including the ones from Huion, and lets you do a lot of shit that the manufacturer's software can't.

And if you want a pro drawing tablet with a screen, you can draw super fucking good on your CintiqKamvas. There's also XP-Pen that's the second big Chinese drawing tablet manufacturer. Huion and XP-Pen basically broke the status quo of Wacom since they offer something that's as good, if not better, for a lower price.

Though I like that this piece of shit was so overpriced and garbage, and they just got paid to do an advertisement, they fucked it up so bad that your average LTT mushbrain viewer is sensing that something is up. The constant downplaying of issues is delightful, constantly trying to manipulate the viewer into believing that the product is actually good when it's issues are very clear on the video.

And then the contrast of the pasty shitface that has zero idea about drawing tablets and the girl that actually works on this shit professionally, knows it and can tell that this thing is shit, so Mr. Bitchtits desperately tries to make all criticisms sound like not a big deal or a good thing. Great job LMG, definitely beating the allegations of your company being a glorified advertisement billboard.

 

[LEGOsneed]

"Jessica" riiiight.

After years of being a passive Linus alog, seeing this... thing... broke me into registering an account here. I am in complete shock at this troon's lifestyle, the fact he needs all those stupid ass planners, the "quirky" OY VEY WE'RE SOOOOOOOOO JEWEISH schtick... And he is one of the WRITERS, How long has he been hired?

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

Snack before bed? Gee, I wonder why you feel the need to use melatonin to try and fix your sleep. Maybe just don't do that.

Otherwise, I honestly struggle to poke at lists existing, so much as the exhaustive nature of them. Its autistic as hell, but I think everyones got a few habits they've developed to compensate for something they otherwise reliably fuck up or forget - I put out clothes for my morning routine as 5am me doesn't tend to think about whether I should wear something nice or if its a cozy old sweater kind of day. The sheer quantity however is indicative that you're a human disaster, you really shouldn't be needing to remind yourself to put clothes as an absolute concept. Either you fuck that up regularly enough that it needed to be itemized, or you do not have the trust in yourself to not fuck it up, which speaks volumes as to what your self perception of competency is.

 

[mandatorylurk]

The lists are almost a denial of reality, and they know it, but if they do it every day it will be real. I mean that "shave (optional)" is what really made me wonder what are these pooners doing. And that two of the medications are blurred out and the first one is so short I think it probably says HRT, the whole thing is less even that of a super autist but that of a crazy person. At least Patrick Bateman kept it all in his head.

I also hate how they couldn't even spell Melatonin correctly. Even in leaf land it should be the same.