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[toilet_rainbow]

I regret not capping all the usual asspats he got from troons for being the "hero" that took down the evil Kiwi Farms, because it was pretty nuff said. My archive of the post only shows what @Trianon posted.

What a ride. Semper fi, you lovely bastards. He looks exactly like the lispy voiced faggot I expected him to look like as I read his posts. He wanted attention? Well, he got it, and much much more! Hope it was worth sucking girl dick when he inevitably pisses them off. If anything, he just made the LLC less legally rapeable. Excellent job, Henry! Now go join Keffals et al in the corner.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Russia banned us for a fucking Santa meme

Eventually they unbanned us so Roskomnadzor could complain to us about porn and then later about Taylor Swift memes.

 

[mindlessobserver]

He would have gotten away with it too, but for the fact he just had to brag for updoots and ass pats.

 

[BowsersRectum]

Pedal Autist here with an analysis of the pepto bismol pedalboard… I didn’t immediately identify most of these as I never cared about boutique brands, I always found it a giant marketing gimmick for little to no gain.

For a reminder of the barbie board:



Top row, from left to right

1. Midnight 30 Serenity Reverb - very little info on this, but I wasn’t particularly impressed by the company demo on YouTube. Very one-note ambience.
2. Gup-Tech Berry Mode Reverb - Not impressed either, seems to be a clone of many other multi-mode reverbs that you can get for way cheaper.
3. Mattoverse Warble Swell Echo - this is the first one I liked, but I’m not sure how its uses could translate to actual songs. More ambient stuff
4. Montreal Assembly Count to 5 Delay - I knew about this one but thought it came in blue normally. It’s another ambient thing. I’m imagining him serenading his wife with ambient guitar swells at this point - no sane person needs this much ambient.
4. Demiurge Instruments Doomy O))) - Appears to be a 1/1 clone of the Earthquaker LifePedal, but in Pink! In the guitar pedal world there is no copyright for a particular circuit board, so people will do this shit all of the time (essentially the what if it was purple joke from Eric Andre)
5. TateFX Antares Overdrive - appears to be a “Tube Screamer” clone with a few changes and a jacked up price. You can get something very similar for a lower price, but pink will always win.
6. Donner Sophgate Noise Gate/Effects Loop pedal - $140 for less electric hum from daisy-chaining a shit load of guitar pedals together.

Second row

1. Boss FV-50 - Pretty sure this is a volume control
2. Champion Leccy Kilter - seems to be kind of like a Boss Line Selector, or a signal splitter.
3. Line 6 HX Stomp - this is an expensive as fuck multi-effects pedal which lots of musicians buy because it is so versatile. It is likely the only one he actually uses lol
4. Demiurge Instruments Unicorn Milk - a JHS Pedals PG-14 clone, which was a pedal built for Paul Gilbert.
5. Alexander Pedals Sugarcube - Looks to be a chorus/modulation/80s all-in-one pedal. Likely pretty good but most of this could be found on the HX Stomp.

Overall, it’s 1000s of dollars for one goal. Pink. I guess the vanity must feel good.

 

[Maldavius Figtree]

That appears to be a negress, good sir.

Hand me my

 

[Maude Snew]

What is it with Kiwifarms and retards named Henry

Or Josh, or Ethan.

 

[Kirtto]

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Everytime. Legit reminds me of this meme:

 

[Betonhaus]

Russia banned us for a fucking Santa meme

What was the Santa meme? Was it homoerotic or something?

 

[pursuitsnail]

Overall, it’s 1000s of dollars for one goal. Pink. I guess the vanity must feel good.

These look like they're mostly in standardized box sizes. Why in the world would he not just buy new boxes, drill, clean and paint? He'd get more consistent colour and could apply his own decals for probably less than the fashion tax he paid. If he has the coordination to play, he can certainly repaint the indicator text by hand. Or is that just not a thing in pedalboard world?

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

What was the Santa meme? Was it homoerotic or something?

"Ho Ho Holocaust"

 

[Mikoyan]

What was the Santa meme? Was it homoerotic or something?

I'll do one better. Here's the post they referred to.

Now everyone stop asking.

 

[Betonhaus]

Now everyone stop asking

That's some real right there.

 

[gorororo]

Deleting the Tumblr blogs was dumb, there was nothing particularly interesting or unique aside from the Kiwi Farms post. I didn't bother to archive much apart from the relevant posts because their blogs were mainly normal Tumblr posts, queer positivity, fandom stuff, etc. The most interesting thing I found was a post from the wife/girlfriend about how she didn't want to study for/take the LSAT. My guess is they met through some prelaw program.

Besides, deleting your blog doesn't make all your posts go away. If anyone's reblogged your post, it stays on their blog. And fun fact- the username reflects when someone deactivated.

I couldn't get a proper screenshot, but the wife/girlfriend deactivated on the 25th. The delay may not mean anything, but they either weren't on the same page to DFE or they realized they needed to expand the scope. With all the different addresses we've seen for the two of them, I wonder if they live separately most of the time.

Spoiler: More comments on the KF post just because

 

[BoomerPrime]

These look like they're mostly in standardized box sizes. Why in the world would he not just buy new boxes, drill, clean and paint? He'd get more consistent colour and could apply his own decals for probably less than the fashion tax he paid. If he has the coordination to play, he can certainly repaint the indicator text by hand. Or is that just not a thing in pedalboard world?

Assuming that this pencil-necked retard could do actual work with a drill and paint brush is for sure. He's far too delicate and obviously over-exerted himself when he made Karen phone calls to the RAs Null is using for his business.

 

[BoomerPrime]

Deleting the Tumblr blogs was dumb, there was nothing particularly interesting or unique aside from the Kiwi Farms post. I didn't bother to archive much apart from the relevant posts because their blogs were mainly normal Tumblr posts, queer positivity, fandom stuff, etc. The most interesting thing I found was a post from the wife/girlfriend about how she didn't want to study for/take the LSAT. My guess is they met through some prelaw program.

Besides, deleting your blog doesn't make all your posts go away. If anyone's reblogged your post, it stays on their blog. And fun fact- the username reflects when someone deactivated.
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I couldn't get a proper screenshot, but the wife/girlfriend deactivated on the 25th. The delay may not mean anything, but they either weren't on the same page to DFE or they realized they needed to expand the scope. With all the different addresses we've seen for the two of them, I wonder if they live separately most of the time.

Spoiler: More comments on the KF post just because

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Holy shit, the amount of cope in those comments

Also - wtf is with those hashtags, to tumblrinas just put a fucking paragraph in a hashtag over there? Is that normal?

 

[gorororo]

Holy shit, the amount of cope in those comments

Also - wtf is with those hashtags, to tumblrinas just put a fucking paragraph in a hashtag over there? Is that normal?

Yeah, putting commentary in the tags is normal. It's a way of adding your thoughts without clogging up the post or spamming the previous person's notifications with "lol." It also used to be that reblogs were staggered and would push the previous reblogs to the right, and too many reblogs would make the initial post and responses unreadable.

Spoiler: old format examples

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Deleting the Tumblr blogs was dumb, there was nothing particularly interesting or unique aside from the Kiwi Farms post. I didn't bother to archive much apart from the relevant posts because their blogs were mainly normal Tumblr posts, queer positivity, fandom stuff, etc. The most interesting thing I found was a post from the wife/girlfriend about how she didn't want to study for/take the LSAT. My guess is they met through some prelaw program.

Besides, deleting your blog doesn't make all your posts go away. If anyone's reblogged your post, it stays on their blog. And fun fact- the username reflects when someone deactivated.
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I couldn't get a proper screenshot, but the wife/girlfriend deactivated on the 25th. The delay may not mean anything, but they either weren't on the same page to DFE or they realized they needed to expand the scope. With all the different addresses we've seen for the two of them, I wonder if they live separately most of the time.

Spoiler: More comments on the KF post just because

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I apparently looked at his most recent posting very shortly before he DFE'd, because the KF post was literally sandwiched between cat memes and he had barely posted after said post.

This is textbook "knowing when to shut the fuck up." Guess he just couldn't resist wanting attention and asspats any longer. You can just tell that he was smugly grinning as he typed about how he killed Lolcow LLC with his stunt, even despite acknowledging that it's now registered in West Virginia.

Other highlights. A mix of said asspatting, Kiwi Farms reviews, and the usual calls for TKD

Spoiler: long

Top post: "very senisible [sic] points in the replies too"
Post right after it: aaaahahaha get em

fmot must be a friend of seawolfson and his wife, because they reblogged from the wife's account and casually name dropped Henry in the tags



Someone else noticed that Henry DFE'd

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

These look like they're mostly in standardized box sizes. Why in the world would he not just buy new boxes, drill, clean and paint? He'd get more consistent colour and could apply his own decals for probably less than the fashion tax he paid. If he has the coordination to play, he can certainly repaint the indicator text by hand. Or is that just not a thing in pedalboard world?

He's a crossdressing queer kike lawyer pansyass faggot, meaning he takes his car to the dealer for a tune-up, has an IT guy fix his computer when it gets slow, and has a bull fuck his wife. He does absolutely nothing that requires using his hands or manual effort. I doubt he has ever touched a drill in his entire life. He would probably struggle to identify one if given an array of tools to select from. He is the type of guy if you asked him to hand you a socket wrench, he'd hand you a philips head screwdriver. The effort he put into his pedalboard demonstrates he does the minimum necessary for queer points and asspats, but has no true passion. I doubt he has any true passion in anything he does in life, he is dead inside and his husk does not contain a human soul.

 

[mindlessobserver]

I have to ask. Why do the Tumbl Tards put #in front of everything they say?

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I have to ask. Why do the Tumbl Tards put #in front of everything they say?

I think for the same reason people use it for Twitter.