Little Caesars thread - PIZZA! PIZZA!

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Is Little Caesars pizza any good?

  • YES! YES!

    Votes: 59 25.0%

  • Yea, I guess.

    Votes: 80 33.9%

  • No. But at least I'd take it or leave it.

    Votes: 48 20.3%

  • No, they are not.

    Votes: 12 5.1%

  • FUCK NO!

    Votes: 21 8.9%

  • I have no strong feelings one way or another.

    Votes: 16 6.8%
  • Total voters
    236
TVBForever said:
I actually like Dominos a lot. Although their pizza won't be as good as Papa John's.
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If they ever bring it back, I'd suggest you try their infamous Oreo Pizza. Then you'll understand what true evil tastes like.

Papa John's is pretty good I guess. They give you a nice little pepperoncini with each order.
 
Gekks said:
They're not amazing, but for five bucks you can defiantly do worst.

Like say, order anything from Domino's.
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I tried Domino's again fairly recently, it's better than Little Caeser's but it's definitely pretty bland, shockingly bland even.

Gekks said:
If they ever bring it back, I'd suggest you try their infamous Oreo Pizza. Then you'll understand what true evil tastes like.

Papa John's is pretty good I guess. They give you a nice little pepperoncini with each order.
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Papa John's is pretty good but it also, all the times I tried it, without fail gave me a bad stomach ache, the only fast food I've eaten that has that effect, something about their dough just does agree with me.
 
It's alright for five dollars and convenience, although IIRC it's hard to just walk in and get a "hot AND ready" because they expect people to put orders in ahead of time on their app.

People who throw a fit about Little Ceasars are kind of the worst though. Nothing screams "I'm a reddit tier idiot" like getting passionate about pointing out how it's not fine dining pizza.
 
I am a fat, disgusting golem of a human being, and I unironically enjoy Little Caesars. It's nothing exciting, but it tastes pretty good.

Also, for a bit recently they sold this thing called a "Crazy Calazony." It was like 50% grease, 40% cheese and 10% cardboard and it was delicious. Ate the whole damn thing, and got violently ill. Absolutely worth it.
 
I used to work at a plastics molding place for a time and one day out of the blue they announced there was going to be a pizza party and I knew right then and there we were going to get shitcanned. We were and the kick in the balls was the fact they couldn't spring for something better than Little Caesars.
 
It's really only good for when you have almost no money in your pocket or you need to feed alot of people. Although I'd still eat that stuff. I still prefer Pizza Hut, though.
 
Is anyone old enough to remember the unweildy double long paper sleeve pizza-pizza boxes?
I ate way too much in my youth. This and Hungry Howie's. Trash pizza that I somehow loved as a kid. It really tickled the young white trash tastebuds.
 
Grub said:
I remember when they first started that $5 hot n ready shit. I went to school with the first guy who got a job wearing their advertising sign on the side of the road. He became known as hot n ready boy for like a whole year after that.
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Remember when the sign guy for mine was this flaming gay dude. He was really into the dance and would attract an audience.
 
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Little Caesar's was better back in the day when they used to sell various pizzas and have places that offered both sit down and carry-out service. The only drawback I remember is that they'd cut the slices so small to make it seem like they offered more slices than competitors.

When dine-in started to become less popular, LC decided to ditch that and its variety of pizzas in favor of take out $5 Hot and Ready Pizzas. I think that's where they jumped the shark because -- as most people said -- the Hot and Ready pizzas are bland at best and seem as if they're made assembly line style with little thought, care, or effort put into making them.

Corndog said:
Is anyone old enough to remember the unweildy double long paper sleeve pizza-pizza boxes?
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Yeah, I remember those, too, from back in the day.

Couldn't find the commercial I wanted, so here's another old-school LC one:
 
Kiwi Lime Pie said:
Little Caesar's was better back in the day when they used to sell various pizzas and have places that offered both sit down and carry-out service. The only drawback I remember is that they'd cut the slices so small to make it seem like they offered more slices than competitors.
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That's the annoying part about Little Caesar's. Their slices would be smaller than normal.
 
Some JERK said:
Little Cesar's is for feeding lots of people that you don't care about. It's basically a low key way of saying "Thanks for coming, but also fuck you."
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I used to be a furniture mover, and sometimes people would buy you lunch. The ones that got little cesars felt like they were telling us fuck you, for sure
 
Dagobert said:
I am a fat, disgusting golem of a human being, and I unironically enjoy Little Caesars. It's nothing exciting, but it tastes pretty good.

Also, for a bit recently they sold this thing called a "Crazy Calazony." It was like 50% grease, 40% cheese and 10% cardboard and it was delicious. Ate the whole damn thing, and got violently ill. Absolutely worth it.
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It's pretty good for modestly sized people who can't eat a whole pizza. Little Caesars heats up very well in the oven.
 
I used to eat Little Caesars at least 3 times a week since it was the only place open near me after my work shift. It being 6 bucks now makes it borderline worthless when you can just go to Costco and get a pizza 10x the quality for 3 bucks more. Although the heads of Costco do deserve to be hanged for stopping the sale of their Combo pizza, that shit was my jam.
 
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