Well, who wouldn't be? A woman who gained her fortune from her dad's hard work and rose to fame by fucking a rapper and releasing the tape, who has no real job and stays in the public eye thanks to her looks, vapid posturing and conspicuous spending. A proud role model for all feminists.
Well, who wouldn't be? A woman who gained her fortune from her dad's hard work and rose to fame by fucking a rapper and releasing the tape, who has no real job and stays in the public eye thanks to her looks, vapid posturing and conspicuous spending. A proud role model for all feminists.
She's so infatuated with the LGBT community that she's shoe horned her only child (that happens to be lily white but she still writes as being PoC) into being a fat dyke/tranny.
She's only 35 years old and she looks like shit. Perhaps she's thinking "If only there was a way to change my little white girl into a little negro boy with a Volleyball net shaved into the side of his head. Perhaps she won't look like a monster when she's my age."
Additionally, I believe the picture of her little girl throwing up gang signs with ethnically ambiguous enabler "SlasherSteve" is done in the spirit that maybe her Twitter friends will think he's the child's father and give her some street cred for getting knocked up by an octoroon.
I feel like in real life if she was called out on this bullshit, some it anyway, she'd buckle pretty quickly. But, the story would be reported back to the internet with CWC-style historical revisions.
*Edit*
So I just FaceStalked her and read her blog post about her "wedding". She just a poor person with internet. When God Emperor Trump is elected and confiscates all the Obama WiFi HostSpots, her shit is toast.
She says she used to work for NBC, and currently works for ScaryMommy. Like all mentally and emotionally unstable women, she likes posting words in boxes on instagram but she goes the extra mile and quotes herself:
She enjoys complaining about the fragile egos of while males.
She's so infatuated with the LGBT community that she's shoe horned her only child (that happens to be lily white but she still writes as being PoC) into being a fat dyke/tranny.
Liz is a staunch enabler and supporter of her child's obesity, as well as her own.
She is fat because you overfeed her you fucking peice of shit, it's not the hand of fate, it's your terrible habits she's subjected to.
She believes everyone's mother was a whore who volunteered to get gangbanged by the school football team, no way this could be something like projection. Anyone revolted by pathological levels of promiscuity is in denial.
Therefore, a modest dress code is what actually sexualizes children, and not having them leave the house looking like a tramp:
I feel like in real life if she was called out on this bullshit, some it anyway, she'd buckle pretty quickly. But, the story would be reported back to the internet with CWC-style historical revisions.
*Edit*
So I just FaceStalked her and read her blog post about her "wedding". She just a poor person with internet. When God Emperor Trump is elected and confiscates all the Obama WiFi HostSpots, her shit is toast.
I read the little story. She let the tickets pile up because she said "she was too poor to pay them" and they suspended her license so she was driving around with a suspended license, which they can arrest you for. If you have money or know someone with some money, all they do is book you in and you make a phone call and get someone to bond you out, or do it yourself if you have the money or a credit card. You will be in and out in a few hours. They have no obligation to hold you for driving under a suspended license once you pay the bond. They have your bond money, you agree to show up to court that day, simple as that. If you don't show up, they'll issue a bench warrant and the process will start over again, but this time you will have an FTA (Failure to Appear) and more complications/money tied up in the process.
What makes her specifically such a failure is the fact that as horrid as she looks, she has newish looking clothes on in all her pictures, lots of makeup, haircut from the salon, all that kind of stuff, and so does her kid.
When you get tickets and don't have the money to completely pay them, they aren't going to throw you in jail. All you have to do is say you can't pay them at the moment and they give you more time. You can stretch out 300.00$ of tickets well over a year, I've done it before when I was a screwball lol. You can keep going back and telling them you can't pay and they'll push it back for awhile but eventually they'll want you to pay a little something.
She could have paid like 15 dollars a month on her tickets and they would have been perfectly satisfied with that and she could have driven around to all her weirdo places with her Daughterboy till her heart was content. Surely, with all the other shit she is clearly spending money on, she ought to be able to afford 10-15 dollars a month to prevent a miserable experience in jail. I bet she won't let it happen again, that's for sure lol.
Instead, she let the shit get behind, didn't show up for court dates or make her token payments on time, and she ended up with a suspended license. This had nothing to do with "being poor" and everything to do with being an irresponsible, lazy cunt who's more interested in maintaining this weird persona than she is with staying out of jail.
I guess in her mind she figured she got a "neat" story out of the experience to put on her blog that six people read.
I can't get past the eyebrows. I tried to read her shit but I see her face and can't take her seriously. It's just...has no one told her she looks ridiculous? Doesn't she have a girlfriend or sister who can take her aside and tell her the look isn't going to fly?
What makes her specifically such a failure is the fact that as horrid as she looks, she has newish looking clothes on in all her pictures, lots of makeup, haircut from the salon, all that kind of stuff, and so does her kid.
When you get tickets and don't have the money to completely pay them, they aren't going to throw you in jail. All you have to do is say you can't pay them at the moment and they give you more time. You can stretch out 300.00$ of tickets well over a year, I've done it before when I was a screwball lol. You can keep going back and telling them you can't pay and they'll push it back for awhile but eventually they'll want you to pay a little something.
She could have paid like 15 dollars a month on her tickets and they would have been perfectly satisfied with that and she could have driven around to all her weirdo places with her Daughterboy till her heart was content. Surely, with all the other shit she is clearly spending money on, she ought to be able to afford 10-15 dollars a month to prevent a miserable experience in jail. I bet she won't let it happen again, that's for sure lol.
This is a hallmark of "Mommy bloggers." For all their pretend success they don't have any money to speak of. When they get money it's spent on unnecessary shit. This chick could buy enough queso to share with everyone if she'd cut out all the eyebrow products. Think of the children, Liz.
ETA: A good example of a pretend successful blogger is Cecily Kellogg and Liz Henry's friend Lynette Young. She can't hold a job and doesn't exactly do anything but pretends she's some social media pioneer. This inner circle of Friends of Cecily is filled with unemployed women who pretend they're all that because someone read their blog.
It's hard for me to be amused at Liz Henry's antics when I take a look at her kid. This cool-mom crap has set her up for ridicule and a lifetime of health problems, never mind the mush the girl probably has for brains at this point. What mother with any compunction about how her child is perceived would let them get anime symbols shaved onto their head?
