Lol cow ABCs

[The_Hissing_Vigilant]

You have to have your sentence started with the letter of the alphabet of an lol cow or an Lolcow related scenario after the poster before you with the following letter in alphabetical order.

Example:

C is for Chris the TRUE AND HONEST original creator of Sonicu

D is for Deagle nation, a spergtastic platoon of weed soilders etc, etc.

I will start here

A is for ADF, the pinko commie transvestie.

 

[The_Hissing_Vigilant]

I would have personally started with:

A is for A-Log, I wish he would die,

Yes. Better. Much better. Perhaps save that commie for the next round of the alphabet if the thread makes it this far. Was I A-logging? PM me, as this thread should not be clogged up with this.
Sure I was name-calling but ADF is certainly a transvesite and spergs about communism. I wasn't insulting ADF, I was describing him/her/insert pronoun here.

Anyways,

B is for Barb. The Snorlax who spawned our pet lolcow.

 

[Pine Tar]

C is for Chris-Chan. The Eternal King of All Lolcows.

 

[BT 075]

D is for the D, which Chris wants because he is gay

 

[Pine Tar]

E is for Electric Hedgehog Pokemon. The best friends that Chris never had.

 

[The_Hissing_Vigilant]

F is for Fanta, mix with sperm liberally. MmmmmmMmmmMmmmmmm. Goes down salty.

 

[Dravite]

G is for Gonterman, David, AKA Daveykins FoxFire. Hack fanfic writer, furry fetishist, Sailor Moon enthusiast, and retro lolcow extraordinaire.

 

[Joan Nyan]

H is for Hitler, a much better man than Chris.

 

[kagayaki]

I is for insanity, which is what some lolcows suffer from.

 

[Pinhead]

J is for Jace, whose exploits rekindled my bizarre fascination with lolcows.

 

[Holdek]

K is for Kengle, the only true Sonichu Girl.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

L is for LORAC, Kai's palette she suffered "depression" from.

 

[kagayaki]

M is for Megan Schroeder, the most cherished gal-pal of Chris.

 

[Pine Tar]

N is for Nick Bate. A man with many, many fucked-up fetishes and obsessions.

 

[Morbid Boredom]

O is Oblivious, which lolcows must be,
why else show their mess for all trolls to see?

 

[BT 075]

P is for Person, which a Lolcow is not,
They are not people,
And unloved by @God

 

[Morbid Boredom]

Q is for quitting,
lolcows quit not fights-
instead, they quit jobs,
and argue all night.

 

[Positron]

R is for Rika/Robert Wayne Stiles/whatever the fuck he calls himself nowadays. It never changes the fact that he is a shit-flinging prostitute with a herpes-infected "ladystick".

 

[Morbid Boredom]

S is for Solipsism -a common trait in lolcows.

 

[Broseph Stalin]

T is for transvestite, which is what Chris, Ahuviya, and Rika have (d)evolved into.