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>LadyAlt vs CWC
Chris would immediately go for the mace, but it would be no match for Amanda's tard rage. Pretty sure she's got the bigger gunt, so one well-time body slam and it's all ogre for him.
 
KingCobraJFS vs Jason Genova. It's the only YouTube boxing match I've ever hoped for. The Dark Lord vs The Piss Lord. Tism vs Tism.

It'd be tough for Cobes to beat a semi pro UFC fighter, but if they don't ban black magic, he wins for sure.
 
Never forget
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I want to see:
Ethan Klein vs Ethan Ralph
Nick Fuentes vs Nickacado
Boogie1488 Vs Destiny
Vaush vs Child Protection Services
 
On that note, I'd kind of like to see Jim Sterling versus everyone else.
 
Disastrously Dumb said:
Classic Chris vs Current Chris
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Chris dreamed about that (sort of).

Dreams - CWCki
On 15 December 2019, Chris claims he had a dream in which his current transgender self is at the Charlottesville Wal-Mart back in 2004. There, his past self meets him, and chases him to the other end of the store, apparently being attracted to him. 2019 Chris then turns his face upside down, which scares away past Chris. Chris claims that he now understands how all of the previous sweethearts he pursued at the time must have felt from his innapropriate behavior.
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Chris Chan vs Pamperchu
Although thinking about it, Chris Chan's tard rage would probably obliterate the meth baby.
 
Johnny Salami said:
I want to see:
Ethan Klein vs Ethan Ralph
Nick Fuentes vs Nickacado
Boogie1488 Vs Destiny
Vaush vs Child Protection Services
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Anyone would body nikocado, even someone as tiny as fuentes. He has the structural consistency of wet cardboard and was btfo by a cat
 
Ethan Klein vs PhilosophyTube
PT ramps up like that tranny that went at Ben Shapiro that one time, affecting a working class accent to sound tough. Ethan either rolls up in ball and takes it while tweeting an apology, or goes full blast with his pumpy before sticking the barrel in his own mouth.
 
ALR vs Chantal. Just two whales who arms can't even reach each other for hitting. It's like watching dogs fight through a fence. Chantal would wreck her if they weren't too fat though.
 
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