Lolcow fights thread

[zero-who]

Boogie vs Wings. No guns, just gunts, but both are bloodlusted.

 

[Shig O'nella]

Eugenia Clooney vs Ashley Isaacs. I just want to see what happens when two apparently immortal beings fight.

Gunt vs absolutely everyone who has a thread in the same sektur. He's doing it already, so make it official.

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

Nathen Mazri vs Quinton fighting over a Garfield mascot costume has an intense chaos energy about it, no?

 

[Fag Albert]

Fedsmoker & Terry Vs the Government

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

James "Mister Metokur" "Patrick O'Shaughnessy" Augustine VS canceraids

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Shadbase VS Dakari-King Mykan

 

[TV's Adam West]

Heavily armed Fedsmoker vs all the babyraper cows

It'll end like Halo Reach. From the beginning you know the end, but Fedsmoker has given humanity one thing. A chance.

 

[SpergPatrol]

Onision Vs Shadbase
Who the bigger creepier drug addict?
YOU DECIDE!

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

ContraPoints vs Vaush in an HIV-infected needles match

 

[Niggerphobe]

Onision Vs Shadbase
Who the bigger creepier drug addict?
YOU DECIDE!

Shadbase would probably shoot onision

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Thought Slime VS Alok Vaid Menon

 

[Xanen]

I want to see:
Ethan Klein vs Ethan Ralph
Nick Fuentes vs Nickacado
Boogie1488 Vs Destiny
Vaush vs Child Protection Services

If I'm thinking of the right Nick Fuentes then all Nickacado would have to do is just fall on top of the little bugger.

 

[ObservingTheMadness]

Lolcows fighting each other would be comedy gold!!

 

[TVB]

YandreDev v. Onision
DSP v. LTG
Boogie v. Wings
Quinton v. Vaush
Nickacado v. EDP
Ethan Ralph v. Ethan Klein

and for celebrity bullshit
Amber Heard v. Tara Strong