Lolcow-themed drinks

[Red Hood]

So, was goofing around with fixing a drink with my latest liqueur purchase (Martini & Rossi Bitter, which is a bit like Campari). I modified my typical martini recipe and did 2 parts gin to 1 part Bitter liquer, added aromatic bitters and a cocktail onion.

I jokingly called it the Incel because it's dry and bitter. I think this could be a fun thread where we come up with new mixed drinks or variations on old ones that are named for lolcows.

 

[IV 445]

Not that original but how about vodka + ?

 

[Red Hood]

Not that original but how about vodka + ?

What would you call it?

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

Whiskey + Bourbon + grape koolaid mixed with a vape pen = the Zoe Quinn

 

[Pop-Tart]

 

[DumbDosh]

What would you call it?

The Recycler

 

[Burgers in the ass]

Water with a piece of shit in a cup = The Nick Bate experience.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Water with a piece of shit in a cup = The James Terry Mitchell experience.

Isn't the other name called The Nick Bate experience?

 

[Jaiman]

take a shit in a glass of rum and call it the shmorky

 

[Burgers in the ass]

Isn't the other name called The Nick Bate experience?

Yeah, that was the one I was thinking of.

 

[Chaton_Mort]

The Terryberry: Equal parts strawberry m.ilk and chocolate m.ilk with enough sake to make the pain go away, if only for a moment.

 

[Y2K Baby]

Whiskey is now just "the Nostalgia Chick"

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

the Susan Schofield: literally any drink, but it's roofied
the Virgie Tovar: frozen strawberry daiquiri with extra sugar and a donut as a garnish
the Onision: some kind of attention-grabbing flaming cocktail served in a coconut or a mash up of Shane Dawson's favorite drinks, so 1/4 Fireball, 1/4 Rumchata, 1/4 vodka, and 1/4 Dr Pepper.

 

[Chaton_Mort]

The Shitty OP: Cheap liquor of the bartender's choice, garnished with a padlock.

 

[Randall Fragg]

Jace Juice: 1 can Mt Dew Code Red + 2 shots of Vodka + 2 shots cheap whiskey.
The Deagle: 1 shot Vodka + 2 shots Mt Dew
The Gold Deagle: Same as above, but substitute the vodka for Goldslager
Tycenado: A Deagle that's been mixed up with crushed ice and garnished with Doritos.

 

[Charles Morgenstern]

The Hamber Moon, with whiskey, Tabasco sauce, and a raw egg with a diabetic test strip as a stirrer.

 

[Joey Caruso]

The Jack Scalfani: Light beer mixed with the blood of an undercooked steak
The Raven Sparks: Red Bull, vodka, black food coloring, and a $1 alibaba necklace at the bottom
The Russel Greer: Bourbon, drool, and a lawsuit
The Alex Mahan: A cup 1/8 full of Ramune with a note next to it saying "Liquor coming soon!"

 

[Diagonally slanted shelf]

 

[Pikapool]

The Rebecca Hernandez-Gerber: mix together vodka, bacon and blue kool-aid then say it's non alcoholic and kosher

 

[Monolith]

The Dobson: I'll get to posting the recipe eventually.

Edit: Also, The Labelle. Get a tankard of ethyl, put a drop of red food dye in it, and get a cult to demand that it's a dainty little glass of wine.