Lolcows that terrorize the villagers?

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Drachenlord. Maybe not specifically for what he himself was doing, but imagine having randos from who knows where show up to your town to just to pay homage to the local fat retard.

Especially since Altschauerberg has like 50 people living there. This is some stuff to be mentioned in the village chronicle, like the passage of looting armies in the old days.

 

[Human Waiter]

Surprized no one has mention the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch. They regularly leave the compound to get coffee and shit in the nearby town, and I assume the cashier's pretty nervous when they ring up these (((women))). TBH they don't go into town this strapped up regularly (this was from a rescue mission), but Penny is always open carrying in case of Earl attacks.

 

[daddylongschlong]

A few years ago there was this ghetto hoodrat named Boonk who would record clips of himself committing crimes in public like trashing up stores and stealing from people.
Wonder where he's at right now. Probably either dead, maimed, or in prison.

 

[The Elusive Earl]

Surprized no one has mention the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch. They regularly leave the compound to get coffee and shit in the nearby town, and I assume the cashier's pretty nervous when they ring up these (((women))). TBH they don't go into town this strapped up regularly (this was from a rescue mission), but Penny is always open carrying in case of Earl attacks.

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I allegedly keep them in check, but then again, I'm part of the reason they act the way they do.

 

[JJLiautaud]

Drachenlord. Maybe not specifically for what he himself was doing, but imagine having randos from who knows where show up to your town to just to pay homage to the local fat retard.

I too this day don't understand the appeal of Drachenlord, maybe I'm not German enough to get it, but I just don't understand.

 

[Slightly Apathetic Mario]

Drachenlord. Maybe not specifically for what he himself was doing, but imagine having randos from who knows where show up to your town to just to pay homage to the local fat retard.

Drachenlord is just the Kraut equivalent of muslims making their pilgrimage to Mecca, but instead of a holy city, it's just some fat retard from the internet
>inb4 someone makes a joke about Muslims and Germans being the same nowadays

 

[Cpt. Stud Beefpile]

I allegedly keep them in check, but then again, I'm part of the reason they act the way they do.

Which town do these freaks visit? Would be interesting if someone local took a video journal of them.

 

[Berwick]

u/crayonization aka awex the Fox is an ugly troon that somehow managed to become both a troon and a methead by the tender age of 19.

His thread is sadly dead now but one of the things he was famous for is going to fast food restaurants dressed up like an anime schoolgirl horrifying patrons and wages alike.

Any videos of this?

 

[Mikoyan]

I think Chris would count, some of his most notable incidents where when he was out and about, from Sonichus Edge - Schnider - various conventions and a very public meltdown are all well documented.



Emperor Norton but he was more well liked by the people of SF, there was ToyanBee the tiles guy who left really intresting tiles about his own delusions, there was also Terry A Davis aka Gods own programmer who was a free range horror cow / sad cow who's now in the golden pasture in the sky.

Toynbee was not the name of the tiles guy. It was the name of a historian whose theories the tiles were referencing.

Terry is such a sad case.

 

[The Elusive Earl]

Which town do these freaks visit? Would be interesting if someone local took a video journal of them.

That info is in their thread and Kevin's. I'm forgetting the name of their closest town in Custer County, CO. They do go to Denver occasionally. Penis went to the Pine Ridge Lakota Souix Rez for some grifting, but that's petered out AFAIK.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Chris Chan, Purple Aki, Drachenlord (but that seems like cheating) and Adam White come to mind.

 

[Chaos Theorist]

https://en.everybodywiki.com/Duclod_Man

Have you took the Duclod Pill?

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

FEDSMOKER selflessly travelled the realm protecting villagers from baby rapers.

No one of my favorite Fedsmoker moments was when he yelled at the police dog and called it a BABY RAPER!

 

[Yankee Shogun]

Youtube Pranksters back in the bad ol' days would probably fall into this category, even if most hired actors, they were still acting like clowns in public, and those who didn't hire actors were just accosting random people in the streets.

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

Brianna Wu running for Congress. Theres a picture of him in an old folks home handing out pamphlets and a pensioner's looking at him going what the fuck is that thing!?

Literal cryptid

 

[Kiwisee]

Mobility Mary terrorized her community on a regular basis

 

[Ted Kaczynski]

Jase cresswell torments the fellow tards in his mental home as well as his fellow students at the high school he’s been at for 6 years

 

[NerdShamer]

This is from an funeral escort company that used to exist under an obscure Florida law.

 

[OrangeJuliusEvola]

https://en.everybodywiki.com/Duclod_Man

Have you took the Duclod Pill?

That article is good. It demonstrates that faggot journalists don't need Twitter to whip up an online lynch mob to shut down a harmless old historical lolcow from the pre-internet days.

 

[stupid frog]

I thought this would be about lolcows in historical eras, like the original lolcows who prior to the internet would terrorize villagers. I was hoping for a breakdown of different lolcows throughtout history and an explanation of why you would consider them a lolcow.

That sounds hella cool, but still very autistic. Maybe more than usual.