Lolcows that terrorize the villagers?

NerdShamer said:
This is from an funeral escort company that used to exist under an obscure Florida law.

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Doesn't he have a thread here? I cant remember his name or I'd search it, but I feel like I read it not too long ago.
 
Those gang stalking schizos is what I think of. They were these bat shit crazy schizos that went around thinking everyone was stalking them. Just regular people who weren't doing anything were all stalkers. I saw YouTube videos about them in the late 2000's and early 2010's. I watched a Metokur video about them. It's basically a bunch of mentally ill people that gather together online and sit around making their mental health issues worse. They live in echo chambers where they all sit around telling each other they aren't crazy. Kind of like a lot of people online.

They were hilarious but nuttier than squirrel shit.
 
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Super Saiyan Hitler said:
Charlie Zelenoff....
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This story reminds me of another douchebag. Would go around and get in people's face, filming them and being extremely obnoxious.

For a while, the police was "there is nothing we can do as its happening in public" which just encouraged the scumbag ramp it up. Eventually, the DA pressed charges and the guy fled town.

Can't remember his name and searching has yielded nothing. Does anyone remember this prick?
 
Figger Naggot said:
Drachenlord. Maybe not specifically for what he himself was doing, but imagine having randos from who knows where show up to your town just to pay homage to the local fat retard.
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Drachenlord works perfectly. While his visitors were mostly exclusively a noussance to him alone, he was the one shouting and annoying his neighbours and could be heard through the whole village. Also the police hated him for terrorcalling them for every little bullshit like people standing on the street and doing nothing. Understandablythey weren't really motivated to drop everything and drive up to him when really something happened as a consequence.
 
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daddylongschlong said:
A few years ago there was this ghetto hoodrat named Boonk who would record clips of himself committing crimes in public like trashing up stores and stealing from people.
Wonder where he's at right now. Probably either dead, maimed, or in prison.
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I found this article on him. Apparently someone broke his jaw (something I was always surprised didn't immediately occur in those old Vine "prank" videos), and then he became a born-again Christian and left social media.
 
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JT Marlin said:
Surprised no one has mentioned Ken McElroy.

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Was so awful that he was shot and killed in front of a crowd of 40-60 people and there was "no witnesses".
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A horrorcow par excellence. The book about him and his death, In Broad Daylight, is superb.

Remember Biker Fox? He's a good example of a /cow/ whose craziness was coupled with a total lack of IRL boundaries (he was busted more than once for his brain-damaged antics around Oklahoma):

 
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Super Saiyan Hitler said:
Charlie Zelenoff is probably the worst. He became infamous for going around and challenging random people to fight. If they accepted, he would usually sucker-punch them immediately. He also challenged professional fighters and pissed some of them off so much that they beat his ass. He would edit the videos to make it seem like he won, or at least didn't lose. After Charlie became famous, there was a Youtuber who gave him a taste of his own medicine and beat him in a street fight. Charlie then changed his style of content and began filming himself sucker-punching random people on the streets at night.

If I remember correctly, he's now facing something like 9 years behind bars.


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I remember this fucking mongoloid, didn't know about the sucker-punching people at night arc. Great to hear he's headed for the big house. Absolute spastic.
JustWant2PlayVidya said:
Purple Aki has a thread and was such a notorious menace tonthe villagers that he has become folklore
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Aki scares me and i can totally understand why that poor kid that died ran on the train tracks to get away from him.
JJLiautaud said:
I too this day don't understand the appeal of Drachenlord, maybe I'm not German enough to get it, but I just don't understand.
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I'm german and never got it, either. The only funny part about the whole thing are the pictures of all the spergs that tormented him, every single one a Poster Child for autism and being bullied in school. Germans on the internet are grade-A spergs in general.
 
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JT Marlin said:
Surprised no one has mentioned Ken McElroy.

Ken McElroy - Wikipedia

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Was so awful that he was shot and killed in front of a crowd of 40-60 people and there was "no witnesses".
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>Born in Kansas
>Shot and killed in Missouri
I know those two states hate each other but damn, Missouri really is a weird state (not even touching their legal genocide order against mormons)
 
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Chris was an unmitigated menace to Ruckersville and the greater Charlottesville, VA/Greene County, VA metro area for multiple decades.

Chris had autistic shitfits toward minors at card shops and got banned from more places than other lolcows who've done far more reprehensible shit.

Chris patrolled the Fashion Square Mall with his attraction sign for multiple years. Could some women have found it endearing? Maybe in hindsight, but it would definitely be unnerving at that moment.

Chris's decade—plus long streak of online infamy has unintentionally doxed the unfortunate neighbours of 14BLC. Those poor folks have been putting up with Chris's antics and that's a hell unto itself. But now we have autistic faggots chasing online clout for however long as well.

If there was ever a lolcow that even remotely terrorised the villagers, it's Chris.
 
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