Cosplay Lori Cerda / Usagi Kou / Lori Lewd / Zero Two / Lori Lune and Kevin Hanft / AdollaSkye / Skye / Krook3dKev - 37-year-old batshit crazy Sailor Moon cosplayer & e-thot with 20 years of drama, 27-year-old simp manchild cosplay martyr fiancé, Momokun's archenemies

[Natsuki]

God that hole in her chest is eye bleed. Go I hope that Instagram takes her acc down for that shit only. Please censor that shit it looks out of a horror movie about possession. Also more props to the copycat. At least she does what the simps want in an only fans

 

[The Husbando Collector]

Lorena has been trying to prove teh haterz wrong by breaking Meitu and using ~natural makeup~.

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Also I don't know wtf is going on here but the lighting doesn't help and you can get a really good grasp of how severe her chest hole is.

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She is giving me Sober-anachan version of Luna Slater vibes.

Too bad for abuela that we have candid photos of her that prove that IRL she looks like a meth faced troon.

 

[Questionable Ceviche]

Horrifying find, @faggot fucker.

So I am genuinely shocked that Lori allowed Kevin to post these. Also she's wearing Kevin's pink hoodie that she cut up again. He's still blocked on Instagram btw.

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She looks like Kevin's drunk auntie (not that he's looking fresh these days) in these pics. I really don't know what they were going for. Is he trying to use his super kawaii influencer fiance to promote his skate crap? Why did she agree to this?!

I'm surprised she let unfiltered photos of her out in the wild. I bet Kevin gets in big trouble for posting these without the thick layer of filter spackle she normally applies.

 

[Siren54]

Ooofff! Those pics that Kevin posted shows how much of a fried straw hat that is Lori’s hair… I think it’s time for her to let go of the blonde and go to a nice brown or something…

 

[faggot fucker]

Kevin made music and none of you told me...

Sitting In The Stars

Stream Sitting In The Stars by Kevin Hanft on desktop and mobile. Play over 265 million tracks for free on SoundCloud.

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[Celestine]

Kevin made music and none of you told me...

Sitting In The Stars

Stream Sitting In The Stars by Kevin Hanft on desktop and mobile. Play over 265 million tracks for free on SoundCloud.

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MY SIDES ARE IN SPACE

This is a great find thank you

 

[Balthier]

Kevin made music and none of you told me...

Sitting In The Stars

Stream Sitting In The Stars by Kevin Hanft on desktop and mobile. Play over 265 million tracks for free on SoundCloud.

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Oh my Lord...the music is pretty middle of the road shitty emo but those vocals and lyrics are HORRIBLE. No wonder he only made one song. Looks like Kev has tried several different ways to get famous over the years. Pretty sad that the thing he's most "famous" for now is his geriatric whore gf he doesn't even fuck and his paranoid spazzing.

 

[Rustled Jimmies]

Lorena has been trying to prove teh haterz wrong by breaking Meitu and using ~natural makeup~.

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Also I don't know wtf is going on here but the lighting doesn't help and you can get a really good grasp of how severe her chest hole is.

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She is giving me Sober-anachan version of Luna Slater vibes.

I've seen girls with no tits but are hers so tiny that it's literally inverting her chest?

 

[Confederate Fag]

Wow that was so much worse than I expected. His voice is hilarious, caught me off guard. Why would he think this was good enough to share publicly? He could barely even play. Probably just wanted the attention that can come with being a musician, without actually putting the time/effort into developing musicianship. Typical.

 

[RADBEAVER]

Kevin made music and none of you told me...

Sitting In The Stars

Stream Sitting In The Stars by Kevin Hanft on desktop and mobile. Play over 265 million tracks for free on SoundCloud.

m.soundcloud.com

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the sad reality when Kevin gets more plays on his terrible SoundCloud than Lori gets for subs to the spicy

 

[Snack Cracker]

I genuinely can’t decide whether the hole in the chest picture or the SoundCloud song is more hysterical and horrifying.
Lori, you have a deformity.
You are deformed, and while that’s not your fault deformities are NOT sexy unless someone has a thing for fucked up skeletons.
If anything she should be posing to either try not showing it or minimizing it, but pictures like that look like her chest is caved in and if I was a coomer there would be no coom.

And ahhhh that song. It’s early where I am and hearing that nasally whiny off key voice abusing an acoustic guitar woke up the visible belly feline and made me jump.
That’s honestly worse than I imagined, but Kev REALLY needs to start spitting bars and putting out raps about the haters and skateboarding and shoes and anime.
Love his sad guy acoustic guitar whining but he needs to hypebeast that street image.

 

[2020chan]

He posted this to insta. Lucky for me someone on lolcow saved a copy (idk how to save insta videos).
Behold Kevin's speaking voice.

 

[Pokemon GO]

He posted this to insta. Lucky for me someone on lolcow saved a copy (idk how to save insta videos).
Behold Kevin's speaking voice.
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Was it really a good pants though because it reeks of fast fashion stuff garment.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

He sounds like he twacked out on xanax. Tbf though, I'd have to be benzo'd out of my mind to deal with grandma Lori.

 

[Pokemon GO]

Actually I remember when Abuela still in her Usagi kou saga, she pretends to sewing all her cosplay and totally a professional seamstress. But at her ex-friend's post, they admit that Lori can't operate simple sewing machine.

I mean that was years ago, so maybe at this point she's already learned one or two patterns for simple pants (lol). And just bought durable fabric and sew it for less than Guapi shit. It literally their hobby to make costume too, so they should learn sewing for their craft. I don't know. Kevin's style is wack, but his cosplay making is not. It totally be a game changer if he's learning to sew.

 

[Vi0l3t]

Lorena has been trying to prove teh haterz wrong by breaking Meitu and using ~natural makeup~.

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Also I don't know wtf is going on here but the lighting doesn't help and you can get a really good grasp of how severe her chest hole is.

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She is giving me Sober-anachan version of Luna Slater vibes.

She realizes that the caved chest makes little room for her lungs and heart? Its not sexy its horrifying.

 

[persephone89]

Lori started some drama on Facebook because a guy insulted her chest. Is she trying to get her followers to contact the wife's mother? Stay classy, Lori!

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Super unsettling that a) she is still around and causing drama b) that people I used to like and respect are commenting on this post encouraging her after they talked shit about her endlessly when we knew her years ago. I knew Lori peripherally through LJ and the cosplay scene during her Usagi Kou days.

 

[urine_county]

He posted this to insta. Lucky for me someone on lolcow saved a copy (idk how to save insta videos).
Behold Kevin's speaking voice.
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That was me actually. I use the website igram.io to download Instagram videos and pictures. I use the website storiesdown.com to download Instagram stories. (I will say the Instagram story downloader websites go down all the time. They'll still be up but they will show 0 stories from an account which has current stories.) The more people archiving the better!

 

[purple mattress]

Some pictures of the happy couple together.

Spoiler: Femboy Kev arc when?

Side note, saw Lori added some room dividers to Amazon.

Guess she can't stand seeing him in their one bedroom apartment, huh?

 

[The Husbando Collector]

Some pictures of the happy couple together.

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Spoiler: Femboy Kev arc when?

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Side note, saw Lori added some room dividers to Amazon.
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Guess she can't stand seeing him in their one bedroom apartment, huh?

>Kuckvin being 6ft+ tall

bullfucking shit lori. He's 5'09 according to himself, and even taking your shitty stripper boots into account, he aint even close. we've seen what the two of you look like in the same room and the height difference still doesn't match up to a 1 foot and above difference. Because i'm autistic, i used mr initial man to show the height difference between what's kev's actual height vs what loony abuela says it is. cope and seeth lori, cope and fucking seethe.

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