Cosplay Lori Cerda / Usagi Kou / Lori Lewd / Zero Two / Lori Lune and Kevin Hanft / AdollaSkye / Skye / Krook3dKev - 37-year-old batshit crazy Sailor Moon cosplayer & e-thot with 20 years of drama, 27-year-old simp manchild cosplay martyr fiancé, Momokun's archenemies

[nekrataal]

Can confirm. I walked into a store down here and your paying for this retarded gold sticker on the t-shirt? Where I live a anime shirt is $22-$24, but this primitive shit is ALREADY boosted up another $10-$20.
They sold a t-shirt with a singular character on it, default pose, no logos or anything, just a PRIMITIVE BRAND gold sticker and I watched some dude pay $34 like it was nothing. Fuckin consoomer fags are wild.

My first exposure to their garbage was when I saw flip flops with the logo and naruto characters on them. People are fucking brainless.

 

[Snack Cracker]

Shameless grab from the other farms for a little update:

Ferret death watch pt 2 is upon us, time to ebeg and beg for subs, but as Lori says it’s important to be prepared! Ok girl.

Kevin haul because why worry about the cost of vet bills when there’s hypebeast street weeb fast fashion to hoard?
Bonus for the skull face hoodie picture because LOL this grown man.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Shiro's death depleted your savings? How were you able to move out?

These people lol.

 

[Celestine]

No date displayed on the vet's invoice, really makes you thunk

And I can't get over Kebbin, his clothing is a choice

 

[Confederate Fag]

This bitch reaches the lowest level of self degradation by pandering to pedophiles for money but is still poor af. A childless couple, one of which approaching middle age, don’t have $1000 bucks between them handy for an emergency. Actually, this isn’t even an emergency because if you have a pet you should expect this shit to happen. Meanwhile, Kowvin boasts about going on a shopping spree in the name of arrested development. How are they not embarrassed by any of this? The complete lack of shame bordering onto pride always shocks me the most when it comes to the cows.

 

[The Husbando Collector]

Shameless grab from the other farms for a little update:
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Ferret death watch pt 2 is upon us, time to ebeg and beg for subs, but as Lori says it’s important to be prepared! Ok girl.
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Kevin haul because why worry about the cost of vet bills when there’s hypebeast street weeb fast fashion to hoard?
Bonus for the skull face hoodie picture because LOL this grown man.

Now that outfit solidifies the fact that faggot here got his ass tossed around and given swirlies in used toilet bowls during high school- even by the other weebs that got their asses kicked by Chads!

 

[tigerbloodman]

This bitch reaches the lowest level of self degradation by pandering to pedophiles for money but is still poor af. A childless couple, one of which approaching middle age, don’t have $1000 bucks between them handy for an emergency. Actually, this isn’t even an emergency because if you have a pet you should expect this shit to happen. Meanwhile, Kowvin boasts about going on a shopping spree in the name of arrested development. How are they not embarrassed by any of this? The complete lack of shame bordering onto pride always shocks me the most when it comes to the cows.

B-b-but they have high fashion. Look at how much drip they have .

The shamefulness of ever e-begging is what makes most cows for me. I have a seething hatred of e-beggars shaking their cup with any justification they can.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

I think Kev is legit the bigger lolcow. Hag-chan is just a dime a dozen mean-girl dramacow who happened to monopolize a fandom at the right time. She has some wit in the form of BPD manipulative prowess but Kev is just pure low iq. I wonder if he ever got tested for a learning disability or anything in school? Does he have add, autism or something else? I get mild intellectual disability vibes from him. Compare that to Lori who probably has an average iq and raging PD and she's basically taking advantage of a retarded person.

Pretty disgusting how he's doing his cringe weeb hauls while his waifu ebags for vet bills for another ferret they will fatally neglect. He could at least support some good indie brands. He's claiming a drop-shipped crap brand is SUPER HIGH QUALITY!!!!

Kev was fat once right and doesn't talk about it much? Hopefully he donated his fatty clothes and not got rid of perfectly good wearable clothes while he's presumably low income.

That's a terrible reason to binge shop Kev. You need therapy.

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

He is balding under that emo hair. No one can convince me otherwise

Girl you got a mention by none other than our pet tard Kevin himself!

>unless it was bait

You'd still fall for it mong as well as your hag lmfao, you keep proving time and time again how much this thread makes both of you seethe and cope. Imagine boasting you got a discount when you try to flaunt your kitschy purchases as being rich.


Pictured: a list of mean words that make Kevvie impotently rage. Notice how "cuck" and "Lori doesn't have sex with him" are not pictured. Are you telling us something Kevin babe? Are you proving our theories right?


Lmfao why don't you bring up the best ones little cuck? You've given our thread a good read, I'm sure you recall little jewels like Kowvin or Kevin the Kuck.



Sure thing, tell us when Abuela-chan sells your shit or runs away with a richer fan.

Lol seethe and cope Kowvin

 

[CharcoalChkn]

Kevin, I was rooting for you!

It's over, he's too stupid and will never leave. I'll take my L for believing he could escape and that he wasn't a bigger cow than Lori.

Also about the ferrets, if they really are living in a studio, that place would be smelling so rank.

 

[blacksmith tony]

ahhh dont worry kevin, we havent forgotten about the narcissism, thats just reserved for your grannywife. youre just a cucked doormat

 

[Snack Cracker]

Girl you got a mention by none other than our pet tard Kevin himself!
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>unless it was bait

You'd still fall for it mong as well as your hag lmfao, you keep proving time and time again how much this thread makes both of you seethe and cope. Imagine boasting you got a discount when you try to flaunt your kitschy purchases as being rich.

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Pictured: a list of mean words that make Kevvie impotently rage. Notice how "cuck" and "Lori doesn't have sex with him" are not pictured. Are you telling us something Kevin babe? Are you proving our theories right?

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Lmfao why don't you bring up the best ones little cuck? You've given our thread a good read, I'm sure you recall little jewels like Kowvin or Kevin the Kuck.

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Sure thing, tell us when Abuela-chan sells your shit or runs away with a richer fan.

Lol seethe and cope Kowvin

LMAO pretty sure this is the first time he’s admitted to reading here, usually he gets angry and posts screenshots from lolcow.
We all knew he was reading here but to see it confirmed is delicious.
Kevin is so not mad, he made multiple posts to show how not mad he is!
Short, balding, man child, these are all things Kevin needs to hear.
I’d say he should cuddle Lori a little closer to take away the sting of the h8ters but he’s not allowed.

Oh, and stop buying drop shipped guapi shit clothes when another ferret is knocking on death’s door and Abuela’s saggy hank hill ass can’t bring in the subs to pay for it.

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

Meanwhile, Mark is simping hard.
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With such high quality males frothing over her content (e.g., Mark W. Linnert from Cleveland, OH), Lori's got to be raking it in.

That sped works at a discount/club store, and I have a wild hunch that he's probably got more money than Kev will ever bring in.

He's going to get cucked by a potato or a literal shit-eater, and I think Kev deep down knows it.

 

[The Husbando Collector]

Girl you got a mention by none other than our pet tard Kevin himself!
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>unless it was bait

You'd still fall for it mong as well as your hag lmfao, you keep proving time and time again how much this thread makes both of you seethe and cope. Imagine boasting you got a discount when you try to flaunt your kitschy purchases as being rich.

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Pictured: a list of mean words that make Kevvie impotently rage. Notice how "cuck" and "Lori doesn't have sex with him" are not pictured. Are you telling us something Kevin babe? Are you proving our theories right?

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Lmfao why don't you bring up the best ones little cuck? You've given our thread a good read, I'm sure you recall little jewels like Kowvin or Kevin the Kuck.

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Sure thing, tell us when Abuela-chan sells your shit or runs away with a richer fan.

Lol seethe and cope Kowvin

LMAO I'm glad that my 5'09 comment got kowvin to REEEEEEEEEEE, you can see the coping in his eyes. With his reee-ing I'm sure he's a manlet because only manlets get triggered with height comments. Even if you were 6'02 Kev, you still look like a little bitch that a gust of wind could knock down instead of Chad Thundercock or an anime bishounen. Cope and seeth, tardcuck, cope and fucking seethe.

 

[stupid frog]

You can tell Kevin is smoll because of his reaction to being called 5'9

Also, lmao omg that fucking pink guapi chink trash. I can't believe he keeps giving them money.

He's so embarrassing and gross. I might just feel sorry for Lori, woof.

 

[The Husbando Collector]

You can tell Kevin is smoll because of his reaction to being called 5'9

Also, lmao omg that fucking pink guapi chink trash. I can't believe he keeps giving them money.

He's so embarrassing and gross. I might just feel sorry for Lori, woof.

Don't. Remember, this is the same wretched cunt that told a disabled rape victim to go kill herself and gave her the means to attempt it.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

you forgot (very likely) clinically mentally retarded, spergy, vain, conceited, self obsessed, ex-fatboi, failed anime softboi, failed skaytur, arrested development, emotionally immature, failed Mormon wearing a tacky coomer weeb shirt, hideous fried balding hair and comically large feet I wouldn't bring attention to with white shoes.
he's no better at poses than her either. is this autism? does their mind not process visual information enough to get a lil creative with it?
this post reminds me of some kind of meme from like 2010. sad emo sensitive boi looking down sadly and it lists all the insults they've been called. do these boomers even like any current animes?

Don't. Remember, this is the same wretched cunt that told a disabled rape victim to go kill herself and gave her the means to attempt it.

i want her to become a rabidly right wing eugenicist bc of this. then she could open up a new market of nazi simps like rage after storm.

 

[urine_county]

Lol Kevin finally found this thread. Hi Kev!

Spoiler: A few updates from our fav couple

Kevin has been blocked by Lori on Instagram since November 22 but maybe she'll unblock him for promoting her today.


Lol looks like Kevin got ahold of the Reddit account again. "Please respect my work"


"I'm not short, the ceilings are tall!"


Lori has been moaning about vet bills for days and Kevin is only mentioning shopping for clothes. Usually he gets in on the grift.

 

[Balthier]

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you forgot (very likely) clinically mentally retarded, spergy, vain, conceited, self obsessed, ex-fatboi, failed anime softboi, failed skaytur, arrested development, emotionally immature, failed Mormon wearing a tacky coomer weeb shirt, hideous fried balding hair and comically large feet I wouldn't bring attention to with white shoes.
he's no better at poses than her either. is this autism? does their mind not process visual information enough to get a lil creative with it?
this post reminds me of some kind of meme from like 2010. sad emo sensitive boi looking down sadly and it lists all the insults they've been called. do these boomers even like any current animes?

i want her to become a rabidly right wing eugenicist bc of this. then she could open up a new market of nazi simps like rage after storm.

He likes MHA. He projects hard onto Bakugou (lol) but early Bakugou who had no development and is cruel, stunted and has anger issues, amongst other things. Makes perfect sense. He gets irrationally upset whenever someone insults his fictionkin.

 

[am babby uwu]

I can look 6'2" if I take my selfies with the camera on the floor, too.