Cosplay Lori Cerda / Usagi Kou / Lori Lewd / Zero Two / Lori Lune and Kevin Hanft / AdollaSkye / Skye / Krook3dKev - 37-year-old batshit crazy Sailor Moon cosplayer & e-thot with 20 years of drama, 27-year-old simp manchild cosplay martyr fiancé, Momokun's archenemies

I'm still astounded they downgraded their apartment like that. That kind of move makes sense only if you want to be closer to the center of things because you're social and/or work in the area, so you need to be close and are willing to sacrifice space to pay the same rent - neither of which applies to them so it's just nonsensical.
 
>Kuckvin being 6ft+ tall

bullfucking shit lori. He's 5'09 according to himself, and even taking your shitty stripper boots into account, he aint even close. we've seen what the two of you look like in the same room and the height difference still doesn't match up to a 1 foot and above difference. Because i'm autistic, i used mr initial man to show the height difference between what's kev's actual height vs what loony abuela says it is. cope and seeth lori, cope and fucking seethe.
He is balding under that emo hair. No one can convince me otherwise
 
Is the “they/them” new? Troon out incoming?
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ETA: my bad, they’re so boring I forget what shit came up already.
 
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lol what the fuck is he even wearing? it looks like he was in the middle of testing props and she forced him to take pictures, but he had time to put his ugly as fuck shoes on

I feel like the only thing Abuela-chan and Kowvin have in common is their shallow materialism and their love for shoes that are ugly as sin.
 
I feel like the only thing Abuela-chan and Kowvin have in common is their shallow materialism and their love for shoes that are ugly as sin.
Don’t forget clinging to adolescence, ‘fashion’ sense (refusal to accept it’s no longer the mid-2000s), believing others should unquestioningly foot the entire cost for their existence, contributing nothing to society, and wildly overestimating their worth... (which is $0.00).

Oh, and Lori’s also got massive jackrabbit feet so I’m sure they probably also have the same shoe size.
 
Some recent reddit posts, she really shows off her concave chest and extreme lack of butt.
I like the 'adollaskye' watermark on the third one. Interesting marketing strategy.

I don't know what she's done to her teeth in this one, but they look like they've been photoshopped into a solid lump.

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She's also just... set up in her open plan kitchen/living room? I wonder if that means Kev got the bedroom. Imagine living like this :story:

Some interesting action in the comments, too. Hamed wants to eat Lori's shit.

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Meanwhile, Mark is simping hard.

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With such high quality males frothing over her content (e.g., Mark W. Linnert from Cleveland, OH), Lori's got to be raking it in.

Krooked Kev drops another 100 bucks on his new hobby, and takes the opportunity to remind us all that he does, in fact, like anime.

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She's also just... set up in her open plan kitchen/living room? I wonder if that means Kev got the bedroom. Imagine living like this :story:
There is no bedroom, it's a studio. From what I've seen Kevin only seems to post pictures/videos of himself at the skate park and a few in the kitchen. Lori pretends the whole living/bedroom is her "studio" and not just a studio apartment.
It's a shame she made Kevin cut all of his friends out of his life or she might have been able to use the actual photography studio Momokun has been setting up. https://www.instagram.com/peachycollective.co/
 
I like the 'adollaskye' watermark on the third one. Interesting marketing strategy.

I don't know what she's done to her teeth in this one, but they look like they've been photoshopped into a solid lump.


She's also just... set up in her open plan kitchen/living room? I wonder if that means Kev got the bedroom. Imagine living like this :story:

Some interesting action in the comments, too. Hamed wants to eat Lori's shit.

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Meanwhile, Mark is simping hard.

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With such high quality males frothing over her content (e.g., Mark W. Linnert from Cleveland, OH), Lori's got to be raking it in.

Krooked Kev drops another 100 bucks on his new hobby, and takes the opportunity to remind us all that he does, in fact, like anime.

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>I do like anime
>the design is honestly not that bad
>its not bad at all
lol he doesn’t fucking like it. He copes in his shitty relationship through consoomerism with an anime lick of paint on top so that he still feels like he has an identity because she destroyed everything else about him. I also detect some typical peaked-at-high school shit in him where the person thinks living through a bit of bullying as a weeb makes them such a worldly, tortured soul.
 
I bet you anything that censored image doesn't have any nudity behind it knowing Lori and the fact she never seems to want to show naked bobs and vagene.
Imagine being down so bad you pay abuela for her nudes and get a picture of her that’s not even nude. It’s beyond expectations vs reality.
Krooked Kev drops another 100 bucks on his new hobby, and takes the opportunity to remind us all that he does, in fact, like anime.

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Primitive is weird because all of their products are hypebeast shit that piggybacks off of popular anime. You have to be a consoomer faggot to see some shit like that and buy it, much less post about it online.
 
Imagine being down so bad you pay abuela for her nudes and get a picture of her that’s not even nude. It’s beyond expectations vs reality.

Primitive is weird because all of their products are hypebeast shit that piggybacks off of popular anime. You have to be a consoomer faggot to see some shit like that and buy it, much less post about it online.
Can confirm. I walked into a store down here and your paying for this retarded gold sticker on the t-shirt? Where I live a anime shirt is $22-$24, but this primitive shit is ALREADY boosted up another $10-$20.
They sold a t-shirt with a singular character on it, default pose, no logos or anything, just a PRIMITIVE BRAND gold sticker and I watched some dude pay $34 like it was nothing. Fuckin consoomer fags are wild.
 
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