Cosplay Lori Cerda / Usagi Kou / Lori Lewd / Zero Two / Lori Lune and Kevin Hanft / AdollaSkye / Skye / Krook3dKev - 37-year-old batshit crazy Sailor Moon cosplayer & e-thot with 20 years of drama, 27-year-old simp manchild cosplay martyr fiancé, Momokun's archenemies

[Trombonista]

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We love a shoebox tower king.

Those shoes are hideous. They look like horribly damaged boots.

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

Nice love handle Kevin, can't photoshop that one out huh?

Local hot anime guy lol

 

[The Husbando Collector]

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Kevin made his debut in just his briefs.

at least she's finally covered up instead of wearing blind, drunk pedobaiter strip club trash. but in case anyone doesnt know: if you see a white girl in a onesie, that's your sign to run the other way cause those types are more crazy than guano.

 

[Postal Dude]

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Kevin made his debut in just his briefs.

Damn Kev has more cake than his gf. Way to go kid!

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Kevin's got more curves than Lori lmao.

 

[stupid frog]

where did the furniture go

 

[Vi0l3t]

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Kevin made his debut in just his briefs.

Shes so annoying. She reminds me of bipolar bitches who have no personality and leech onto the most popular shit at the time.

 

[Snack Cracker]

Well Kev is just as skinny fat and pasty as I thought he’d be, but at least they’re briefs and not the coveted Versace underwear.
And LOL he does have more curves than Lori.
And doesn’t have a Hank Hill ass or a hole in his chest.

Get that power bottom energy going Kev and start an onlyfans so you can bring home the *real* spicy.

 

[Blanche]

I'm glad someone in the relationship has a latina ass, even if it's not Lorena!

 

[Celestine]

Wow we've been slacking, thank godbear for the gorls at LCF. Here's the most recent Kevvie and Lori updates to my knowledge.

A rare filter glitch



Lori pretending the common areas of the new Luxury Shoebox are her living room



Who's following who drama (may be outdated by now)



Nonnies found some rare candids



The LONGEST foot in the business



KEK KEVIN

 

[moleman4ever]

i’d take a million frogs over any of your faghag’s ~spicy~, kevin

well hopefully now we’ll see new sets of pics since her bedroom surely must be different now right? maybe we’ll see less clutter since they moved into such a biiiiig space (right lori??) OF subs rejoice, slight backdrop change incoming(?)

 

[Blanche]

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Butt flatter than a corn tortilla

 

[Snack Cracker]

Wow we've been slacking, thank godbear for the gorls at LCF. Here's the most recent Kevvie and Lori updates to my knowledge.
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A rare filter glitch

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Lori pretending the common areas of the new Luxury Shoebox are her living room

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Who's following who drama (may be outdated by now)

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Nonnies found some rare candids

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The LONGEST foot in the business

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KEK KEVIN

Her foot is longer than her ass unless that’s an optical illusion, and the woman’s got a long ass.
Tragic.

 

[2020chan]

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KEK KEVIN

So Kevin's stuff is in storage?

Translation: Lori doesn't let me have friends.

 

[Celestine]

Imagine asking $1,000 USD for a sweaty old foam cosplay from years ago for a niche skin for a character that's not popular. Foam holds stank pretty well so if this was in storage, it's probably on the musty side, if not starting to crumble. Proper maintenance is a must and storage sounds like he's thrown it in a bin in a locker somewhere.
I like that Looni is trickling out photos from the old apartment as opposed to the Luxury Shoebox, she's so embarrassed about her living situation. I'm imagining both of them ignoring each other while sitting 6 inches apart

 

[Alamo basement dweller]

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KEK KEVIN

@OhGodHowDidThisGetHere I nominate “It’s my Facebook and my choice” for addition to the list of Kev quotes.

 

[Scheele's Green]

His dick has metaphorically been removed. It's only a matter of time before this skank Lorena Bobbitts him.

 

[Vi0l3t]

Wow we've been slacking, thank godbear for the gorls at LCF. Here's the most recent Kevvie and Lori updates to my knowledge.
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A rare filter glitch

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Lori pretending the common areas of the new Luxury Shoebox are her living room

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Who's following who drama (may be outdated by now)

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Nonnies found some rare candids

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The LONGEST foot in the business

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KEK KEVIN

What video is the filter fail from?

 

[Celestine]

What video is the filter fail from?

Unfortunately I don't know it looks like it was a story on Instagram or Twitter so it would be long gone now.

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

It's Kevin's birthday gorls, let's hope Lorena gives him somethig for being a good cuck simp and sticking up in her defense on the wretched holes that are the farms and Reddit.

Happy birthday Kevin, well if it can be happy when you're stuck with a retarded BPD pedobaiting trainwreck like Lori willingly.