Cosplay Lori Cerda / Usagi Kou / Lori Lewd / Zero Two / Lori Lune and Kevin Hanft / AdollaSkye / Skye / Krook3dKev - 37-year-old batshit crazy Sailor Moon cosplayer & e-thot with 20 years of drama, 27-year-old simp manchild cosplay martyr fiancé, Momokun's archenemies

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His head looks like a shrunk puppet's head lmao. You losers forgot the hashtags #vampiregenes #animecouples
Lmao they look so self absorbed like not even into each other for the pic. In the first pic Look how Kevin sticks his shoe out in front to showcase them for the umpteenth time. These photos have no love in them. None at all. Just vanity.
 
These underwear make it look like she went herself, lol.
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Her simps are like FIFA fans considering what they get for their money. Low effort, I know but I can't be bothered to compile more pictures into a gif even though it would be hilariously easy, whether someone wants do do a sameface or samepose gif, it's just that looking at her gets old fairly quickly.
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I think I've mentioned this before but it is absolutely crazy how often Lori blocks and unblocks him, and Kevin just follows back as if nothing happened. If my partner did this constantly I'd feel super shitty about myself and question if they even liked me, but I guess that sort of critical thinking is too much for Kevin. It's just not normal what she does and he is oblivious. He has to be a masochist for how he just goes along with it; there has to be some pleasure he derives from seeing how much she doesn't give a shit about him.
 
I think I've mentioned this before but it is absolutely crazy how often Lori blocks and unblocks him, and Kevin just follows back as if nothing happened. If my partner did this constantly I'd feel super shitty about myself and question if they even liked me, but I guess that sort of critical thinking is too much for Kevin. It's just not normal what she does and he is oblivious. He has to be a masochist for how he just goes along with it; there has to be some pleasure he derives from seeing how much she doesn't give a shit about him.
Lori is his first real girlfriend. He probably genuinely thinks this is just how relationships are. He has no basis for comparison otherwise
 
Imagine being blessed with the gift of Lori's presence on your birthday.

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His head looks like a shrunk puppet's head lmao. You losers forgot the hashtags #vampiregenes #animecouples

Since we all know what they look like under all those filters, them going out dressed like this makes it 100x more terrifying. A very obvious middle aged woman who looks like drugs were a part of her life at some point(or currently) and her equally haggard looking son.
 
Since we all know what they look like under all those filters, them going out dressed like this makes it 100x more terrifying. A very obvious middle aged woman who looks like drugs were a part of her life at some point(or currently) and her equally haggard looking son.
They could make for the perfect horror villain duo. Just imagine it: a pair consisting of a withered witch abuela and her haggard familiar going around and murdering younger and more beautiful women for abuela to craft her skin suit and as part of a demonic ritual that will ensure that she's the prettiest, most young looking uguuuuu loli on the interwebz. People would flock to that and it would be a box office hit!


Edit: autocorrect can suck a troon's dick.
 
Great thread. Finally done combing all the pages for this one. I've laughed, cried (from laughing), and had a ball.

Kevin. You're still young, there's still time to make a life, to see the sort of man you can become. If you ever see this just know there is still time...

...but you have to go RIGHT NOW. God speed you cuck faggot.
 
Hi everybody long time watcher first time typing. I desperately need the sprite bottle video link. It's my holy grail please don't let me down. Thanks for all you do keeping me posted with Kevin and Lori's disastrous life
I've been helping document this crazy bitch for over a year now, never heard of or seen a video. The story originally was that she took a Sprite bottle (2 liter) and put it "inside her clit". So, this is the closest you'll get to any imagery depicting the Sprite epic. Why would you want to see Lolita Goblinita disappear a 2 liter with her Lego hand, anyway? :cringe:
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Her simps are like FIFA fans considering what they get for their money. Low effort, I know but I can't be bothered to compile more pictures into a gif even though it would be hilariously easy, whether someone wants do do a sameface or samepose gif, it's just that looking at her gets old fairly quickly.
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Those dead fish eyes, though. Yeesh.
 
...but you have to go RIGHT NOW. God speed you cuck faggot.
He won't. He never will. I think Lori would've either left him or suggested an open relationship by now, but she can't find another guy able and willing to financially support her. What does she have to offer? What support would she give to her partner? How would she improve their life? What does Lori bring to a relationship?

Nothing. Nada. Zip. Zilch.

No other man will go near her. At least, not one attractive enough for her ridiculous standards. She's fucking Usagi Kou. She isn't supposed to settle for an average guy, with an average apartment, who drives an average car to his average job, which provides average but stable income. Doesn't matter if he has decent looks and a great personality. No, in her mind, she's entitled to more.

And Kevin? He's convinced that Lori is the best he can do. He's an abused puppy. His views on relationships are horribly skewed, and no one can get through to him that this is not normal or healthy. His former friends already tried and failed. He doesn't want help.

If anyone leaves, it'll be Lori, and that's only if she can find someone else to suck resources out of. Taking into account her fading looks, lack of income, lack of life experience, lack of professional skills, and shitty personality, there's a very slim chance of that happening.

She might get one date out of a desperate, pathetic, insecure bastard who didn't check her social media and has never had a girlfriend, but even he'll run for the hills after meeting her in person.
 
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