Cosplay Lori Cerda / Usagi Kou / Lori Lewd / Zero Two / Lori Lune and Kevin Hanft / AdollaSkye / Skye / Krook3dKev - 37-year-old batshit crazy Sailor Moon cosplayer & e-thot with 20 years of drama, 27-year-old simp manchild cosplay martyr fiancé, Momokun's archenemies

[HIVidaBoheme]

Today on Kevin the Lolkou Kopes we have:

Spoiler: Seething

Hmmm I wonder who looked Kevin Hanft from Utah up and found all his retardation and rightfully called him out on it for him to immediately seethe like this.

Spoiler: Koping

Minutes later he posted this um... outfit and coped about how he is happy. Basic combination of black and yellow? Git gud Kevin it only highlights the trainwreck that is your hair and your pudgy mishappen crackhead in rehab body.



The paragon of happiness, kiwis. Why look at that beaming smile on Little Mister Sunshine.

 

[The Husbando Collector]

Today on Kevin the Lolkou Kopes we have:

Spoiler: Seething

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Hmmm I wonder who looked Kevin Hanft from Utah up and found all his retardation and rightfully called him out on it for him to immediately seethe like this.

Spoiler: Koping

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Minutes later he posted this um... outfit and coped about how he is happy. Basic combination of black and yellow? Git gud Kevin it only highlights the trainwreck that is your hair and your pudgy mishappen crackhead in rehab body.

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The paragon of happiness, kiwis. Why look at that beaming smile on Little Mister Sunshine.

Is it just me or does he have a long tictac face? That might be the reason why he has that stupid dehydrated mop to try and distract from it, too bad it highlights it instead. Either way, that's an ugly outfit and abuela still wouldn't have sex with him.

 

[sconosciuta]

Today on Kevin the Lolkou Kopes we have:

Spoiler: Seething

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Hmmm I wonder who looked Kevin Hanft from Utah up and found all his retardation and rightfully called him out on it for him to immediately seethe like this.

Spoiler: Koping

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Minutes later he posted this um... outfit and coped about how he is happy. Basic combination of black and yellow? Git gud Kevin it only highlights the trainwreck that is your hair and your pudgy mishappen crackhead in rehab body.

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The paragon of happiness, kiwis. Why look at that beaming smile on Little Mister Sunshine.

I have a suggestion for Kev’s next cosplay:

 

[Blanche]

I'd love to see a big gust of wind swoop up that comb over. What lies beneath, Kevin?

 

[Swamp Hag]

Today on Kevin the Lolkou Kopes we have:

Spoiler: Seething

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Hmmm I wonder who looked Kevin Hanft from Utah up and found all his retardation and rightfully called him out on it for him to immediately seethe like this.

Spoiler: Koping

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Minutes later he posted this um... outfit and coped about how he is happy. Basic combination of black and yellow? Git gud Kevin it only highlights the trainwreck that is your hair and your pudgy mishappen crackhead in rehab body.

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The paragon of happiness, kiwis. Why look at that beaming smile on Little Mister Sunshine.

he is using an app to edit himself thin, he is way wider than this. you can see how big he is in his own skate videos

 

[b0x]

Lori must have the most magic pussy in the world if her boyfriend from over 15 years ago is still googling her and getting upset about it enough to post on lolcow.

No, some guys are just lifelong simps. Though I don't know why they are following the old model, when there are hundreds and hundreds of new copycats vying for your attention.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

I have a suggestion for Kev’s next cosplay:
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Oompa loompa doompety doo
I've got a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa loompa doompety dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me

What do you get when you mess with a thot
Losing as much mind as that harpy eats
What are you at, getting terribly dumb fuck
What do you think will come of that
I don't like the look of it

Oompa loompa doompety da
If you're not greedy, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa Doompety do

 

[sconosciuta]

No, some guys are just lifelong simps. Though I don't know why they are following the old model, when there are hundreds and hundreds of new copycats vying for your attention.
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Scott came off as a himbo to me in that old pockybox account - a genuinely sweet guy who also happened to be dumb as a stump. In his socials, he seems involved with lots of old con friends. I can buy him genuinely trying to help her out long after the relationship ended: call it sweetness or call it idiocy, either would work. But he doesn’t seem to me to be hung up on her or pining for her. I’d be pissed if I was taken in a second time by someone too, and absolutely delighted to know there was multiple communities dedicated to calling them out for being shitbirds even after all these years. She’s a train wreck, and it must be nice to watch it from a comfortable distance with others instead of being caught in the mess.

Or maybe he’s just salty. Either way, the tone and writing style of this Scott seems genuine, and Kev’s meltdown since he showed up has really pushed me towards thinking he’s real and has dropped enough true details to cause Lori a narcissistic injury. Kev seems to be under a bit of duress. And for that, bless anonymous Scott.

I’ll try to compile a summary of events soon, for what it’s worth.

Oompa loompa doompety doo
I've got a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa loompa doompety dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me

What do you get when you mess with a thot
Losing as much mind as that harpy eats
What are you at, getting terribly dumb fuck
What do you think will come of that
I don't like the look of it

Oompa loompa doompety da
If you're not greedy, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa Doompety do

I’m delighted. I think this could be Kevin’s best cosplay yet. At 5’9, he’s a bit tall for the role, but he can use his own hair for it, so Lori should be happy. And he can go around singing moralizing songs about how everyone around him is wrong and it’ll be in character.

 

[stupid frog]

Today on Kevin the Lolkou Kopes we have:

Spoiler: Seething

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Hmmm I wonder who looked Kevin Hanft from Utah up and found all his retardation and rightfully called him out on it for him to immediately seethe like this.

Spoiler: Koping

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Minutes later he posted this um... outfit and coped about how he is happy. Basic combination of black and yellow? Git gud Kevin it only highlights the trainwreck that is your hair and your pudgy mishappen crackhead in rehab body.

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The paragon of happiness, kiwis. Why look at that beaming smile on Little Mister Sunshine.

Het a fucking hair cut, you look like you take dicks up your ass.

Also, no one cares about your chink clothes that will probably rip in under 6 months,

 

[Snack Cracker]

I’m assuming Lori does his hair for him since she also is rocking a fried blonde, but what does Kev have against toner?

That hair is piss yellow and even if it’s shimmer lights (the worst), he needs some sort of purple conditioner or depositing toner badly.

The piss yellow hair does no favors whatsoever for his coloring or teeth.

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

Lori must have the most magic pussy in the world if her boyfriend from over 15 years ago is still googling her and getting upset about it enough to post on lolcow.

To be fair, he probably gets hassled by people online just because he was once associated with her. Or if he spends any time in the cosplay community still her name does still crop up once in a while so curiosity might have gotten the best of him. Lori is still a running joke since she's like the OG skin walker.

The piss yellow hair does no favors whatsoever for his coloring or teeth.

This right here is going to set him off on dying his hair and filtering his teeth whiter while posting one of his passive aggressive monologs.

 

[faggot fucker]

Looks like Lori is fucking around and finding out that she is NOT wanted. This was painful to read. I'd just delete my account after pandering and failing that hard.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Latest reddit cringe post

Spoiler: Painfully cringy

 

[The Husbando Collector]

Latest reddit cringe post

Spoiler: Painfully cringy

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What is tied to her elf ears? old walmart panties?

 

[Jaded Optimist]

What is tied to her elf ears? old walmart panties?

Cheap crotchless butterfly underwear. Sold at every sex shop for under $5.

Spoiler: Underwear, displayed, not being worn

 

[comfysocks]

Latest reddit cringe post

Spoiler: Painfully cringy

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What is that bump on her lip? I can't tell if she's been biting it or if it's herpes.

 

[Hugh Wotmaet]

Latest reddit cringe post

Spoiler: Painfully cringy

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Damn girl has really been hiding those saddlebags she grew. I mean we know she’s been looking doughy of late, but wow that’s not even a nice shape she looks like Luna Slater

 

[For The Internet]

It looks like she's a natural pear shape and needs to be at peak ana-chan to disguise it.

When she was heavier she wore a lot of skirts that helped disguise it too but I'm pretty sure she's fighting against a pear-shaped body. She's certainly not an hourglass, unfortunately for her.

 

[Blanche]

Latest reddit cringe post

Spoiler: Painfully cringy

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Top half of a man and serious chub rub going on. No wonder she sticks to the same sitting pose, yikes.

 

[BroccoliBrain]

Scott came off as a himbo to me in that old pockybox account - a genuinely sweet guy who also happened to be dumb as a stump.

I might be totally wrong about this: but was he the ex who lashed out once near the end of it because she drove him that mad? And she gave him an STD or someshit with her rampant cheating?